04-06-2006, 02:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA
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| I'm with the Fencer . . . .
My wife is a bellydancer and recently got me a shirt that on the front says "I'm with the dancer...
On the back are things commonly said to a dancer/spouse - gf;
Yes, you look really good, and you are a great dancer!
Sure, that costume will pay for itself at your next gig.
Don't you have one of those? Oh, this one's a different color.
I know it is an investment.
Just how many videos do you need?
This one has coins, and the one you have has beads... you need both?
I thought I already bought you that CD.
Sometimes you just have to say "NO!"
Of course you need another coin belt.
You paid how much for that coin bra?
I understand that you NEED it.
You're just like a magpie... sparkly, sparkly, sparkly.
How much is this gonna cost me?
Will I get to see you this week? This month...?
That snake is not coming home with us!
So, what remarks are commonly heard from fencing spouses/gf's, that you could put on a t-shirt?
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04-06-2006, 02:06 PM
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| Most things that my spouse would put on a T-shirt about fencing would get me arrested.
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04-06-2006, 02:06 PM
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| If your wife is looking for any jewelry to go with her costumes, check out MY wife's site http://www.bastdesigns.com She's been making jewelry for belly dancers for a few years now....
'Course, if your wife went to Rakhasa in San Francisco a couple of weeks ago, she may have seen Sandy's table.....or she will if she goes to Wiggles of the West in Reno in July.
What style does she dance? Sandy's jewelry is much more suitable for cabaret than tribal... | |
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04-06-2006, 09:32 PM
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| With your handle as "Ramrod," your wife must be either terrifed or extremely happy. | |
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04-06-2006, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by smurfette With your handle as "Ramrod," your wife must be either terrifed or extremely happy. | Y'know...I wasn't gonna go there....  | |
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04-07-2006, 01:24 AM
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| Oh she's happy alright.
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04-07-2006, 02:39 AM
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| You make a cute couple! A dancer and a fencer-very cool.
My sweetie's shirt might have-he doesn't wear the t-shirts like that-
polo shirts-a quote like" She stabs people for fun and profit."
"What a cranky B****! You will be happier if you fence."
That's not great-but you have an idea at least.
No wonder I don't make t-shirts.
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04-07-2006, 11:48 AM
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| Thank you Jasmina.
Purple, we live on the other side of the country now so, no more Rakhasa trips for awhile. I gave her the info and she'll get in touch. Your wife has very nice stuff too.
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04-07-2006, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Ramrod Thank you Jasmina.
Purple, we live on the other side of the country now so, no more Rakhasa trips for awhile. I gave her the info and she'll get in touch. Your wife has very nice stuff too. | I noticed that. Did she go last year? The was Sandy's first year.
Always glad to pass on her site! | |
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04-07-2006, 12:34 PM
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| "See you next week"?
Actually, the only thing that really comes to mind if that I used to tell people that fencing is all about doing what you weren't supposed to. I want a shirt that reads: "Everything your parents told you not to do: runs with sharp objects, hits others first, and always starts it." | |
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04-10-2006, 01:35 PM
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| What's the matter? No quick-witted, sharp-tounged, fancy pants fencers with anything to say.
Spouses/girlfriends don't mind how much money you spend, how many weekends you go off to tournaments, how much you hang out with your fencing buddies?
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04-10-2006, 03:45 PM
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| Mr Ramrod -- normally the public and press have to wait for my shows in Paris and Milan, but seeing that the fencing.net crowd is chockablock with such hip fashionistas as you, I'll preview two of my designs:
Design 1 is from my Milan collection and perfect for that special someone. Front of T-shirt, across chest:Total MILF*
Back of T-shirt:*Mother I'd Like to Fence (tm)
Design 2 is from my South Jersey collection Front of T-shirt:Total FILTH*
Back of T-shirt:*Fencer I'd Like To Hit (tm)
Last edited by fencerX; 04-10-2006 at 03:50 PM.
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04-10-2006, 06:50 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Reno, NV. Home of the Silver Blades
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| My wife used to fence and is the reason I recently started. Her club motto used to be "My sword is supposed to be bent"....so for a shirt we though (Hers)-It's OK, honey, your sword is supposed to be bent. And (His) Of coarse those knickers don't make your butt look big.
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