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No.
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04-04-2006, 07:30 PM
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Homersexuals have never been that big of a threat since they are basically just defective, unproductive people who create no value or heritage and because of this, no matter how large their numbers, they have always remained powerless in all meaningful ways. Homersexuals used to just die and disappear leaving behind anything since they couldn't have families or reproduce.
But now its different since the homers can get married and adopt kids. Now they are a threat to the future of civilization since they are actually able to adopt (recruit) and nurture (subvert) innocent kids, leaving behind their twisted essense in these kids after they die.
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04-04-2006, 08:04 PM
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| You're just trying to keep a pink man down.
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04-04-2006, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl You're just trying to keep a pink man down. | Yes, absolutely. | |
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04-04-2006, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge Homersexuals have never been that big of a threat since they are basically just defective, unproductive people who create no value or heritage and because of this, no matter how large their numbers, they have always remained powerless in all meaningful ways. Homersexuals used to just die and disappear leaving behind anything since they couldn't have families or reproduce.
But now its different since the homers can get married and adopt kids. Now they are a threat to the future of civilization since they are actually able to adopt (recruit) and nurture (subvert) innocent kids, leaving behind their twisted essense in these kids after they die. | Wow, this is the best gay-rights statement I've heard in awhile. What a great parody of bigotry. I mean really, such arguements are so impossible to take seriously they're clearly speaking out against themselves.
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04-04-2006, 11:54 PM
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04-05-2006, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by bmcfencer Wow, this is the best gay-rights statement I've heard in awhile. What a great parody of bigotry. I mean really, such arguements are so impossible to take seriously they're clearly speaking out against themselves. |
Hey, I didn't say anything about feminism so chill your nipples. I think feminism is a great thng and that all women should try feminism at least once in their lifetime. Feminism is hot and there is nothing like seeing two women preform it on each other. | |
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04-05-2006, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge Hey, I didn't say anything about feminism so chill your nipples. I think feminism is a great thng and that all women should try feminism at least once in their lifetime. Feminism is hot and there is nothing like seeing two women preform it on each other. | But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.
Anna Quindlen (1953 - )
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
Rebecca West (1892 - 1983), 1913
Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
Cheris Kramarae and Paula Treichler
[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Pat Robertson (1930 - )
This is a war! A war between men and women. Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.
- Dr. Kurtz (from some awful Canadien movie)
Woo-hoo!!!! Again with the random contrast of opinions. I love quotes.
So feminism is hot because of the.... bra burning? Because women are funny when they're angry? Or because when you feel threatened you have to pretend that it is actually just amusing/arousing to you? You sound remarkably like some of the men I know who got dumped by their girlfriends for women. Couldn't admit they were worried so they pretended they like the idea. Until they realized this just meant they weren't getting any and were being broken up with. Poor guys.
How does one women perform feminism on another?
"you are equal, gender is a stupid qualifier"
"Thanks"
"no prob"
I tell you what, nothing hotter than issues of equality. I'm glad to hear that female empowerment is something you value, RL!
I must admit, though, to being confused by the phrase "chill your nipples". What?
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04-05-2006, 08:53 AM
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| Homer Simpson? Homersexuals are folks who only want to have sex with a cartoon character? You're right that it's pretty hard to reproduce in that situation. I've seen some pictures on the web though that might indicate otherwise...
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04-05-2006, 03:07 PM
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| This from a person who just posted that he desired to become a Transgender? Quote: |
Originally Posted by ReverseLunge I would want to have the power to change myself into a woman and play with my boobs and get female orgasms. |
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04-05-2006, 03:09 PM
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| Hmmmm... is there something you would like to share with the class RL?
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Husband while looking at the e-mails: "I feel like I'm living with a high-end call girl". Me: "Why on earth do you say that?" Husband: "There's all these messages for men wanting to be pencilled in to your schedule" (referring to my fencing work in the schools).
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04-05-2006, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Morion This from a person who just posted that he desired to become a Transgender? | That is a completely heteralsexual fantasy. | |
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04-05-2006, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge That is a completely heteralsexual fantasy. | Sure.... it is. 
Yup ask any man, and he'll tell you he's always wanted to dress in frilly panties and high heels.
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Husband while looking at the e-mails: "I feel like I'm living with a high-end call girl". Me: "Why on earth do you say that?" Husband: "There's all these messages for men wanting to be pencilled in to your schedule" (referring to my fencing work in the schools).
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04-05-2006, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge That is a completely heteralsexual fantasy. | I was curious what a heteralsexual fantasy would be as opposed to the heterosexual fantasies I am familiar with so I looked up the definition of "Heter" and found: other, different
While this explains a lot, it’s probably best you don’t share too much with the class after all.
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Husband while looking at the e-mails: "I feel like I'm living with a high-end call girl". Me: "Why on earth do you say that?" Husband: "There's all these messages for men wanting to be pencilled in to your schedule" (referring to my fencing work in the schools).
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04-05-2006, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge Hey, I didn't say anything about feminism so chill your nipples. I think feminism is a great thng and that all women should try feminism at least once in their lifetime. Feminism is hot and there is nothing like seeing two women perform it on each other. | This is my favorite post of the day.
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04-05-2006, 11:31 PM
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04-06-2006, 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge But now its different since the homers can get married and adopt kids. Now they are a threat to the future of civilization since they are actually able to adopt (recruit) and nurture (subvert) innocent kids, leaving behind their twisted essense in these kids after they die. | Well, considering the small numbers of "homersexuals", and the even smaller number that could/would adopt, and the infinitesimal chance that "homersexuality" is a learned behavior, I don't think there's really a problem here.
You're getting your panties all in a bunch for nothing.
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04-06-2006, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by lochinvar Well, considering the small numbers of "homersexuals", and the even smaller number that could/would adopt, and the infinitesimal chance that "homersexuality" is a learned behavior, I don't think there's really a problem here. |
You don't think the homer talk is learned? You think those homers are born knowing how to do homersexural talk? You don't know what kind of sick stuff goes on in those homer households. How do you think two homers are gonna raise the boy? They will do small little homer things to turn the boy, like telling him its OK to sit on the toilet seat even if your only urinating. It's these types of muninute subversions that get over looked by the adoption agencies. | |
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04-06-2006, 05:36 AM
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| If sexuality is just learned behaviour, then how come straight parents raise gay kids? | |
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04-06-2006, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by PalmFrond If sexuality is just learned behaviour, then how come straight parents raise gay kids? |
Because good parents usually avoid sex issues at home. When the kids go out in life they get subverted and molested by the homersexurals out in the streets. | |
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04-06-2006, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge Hey, I didn't say anything about feminism so chill your nipples. I think feminism is a great thng and that all women should try feminism at least once in their lifetime. Feminism is hot and there is nothing like seeing two women preform it on each other. | Alright who else got a flash of Christopher Guest asking 'What's wrong with bein' sexy?'
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