Homer Kids

[Fencergrl]

Josephine25, don't let her turn you. She is trying hard pervert your mind with her feminism. No matter what she says you know that it's one hotdog per bun. A hot dog can fit in a bun but a bun cannot fit into another bun.

Feminism??? I thought you were talking about homosexuality?

[Fencergrl]

Anyways, I have no idea what a Homersexual is. Though this discussion seems to be on wether one believes a homosexual married couple should be allowed to adopt children or not. RL seems to think that this will lead to the end of civilization. I don't see how, but if he's willing to provide a logical explanation of his ideas, then I'd be willing to listen.

Pssst... JoH! As already pointed out, RL has already indicated his preference.

I submit the following:
1) He posted more than anyone else in the thread titled "What is your taste in men"... obviously very drawn to the subject.
2) He’s indicated he wants to be a woman….statically speaking, most women prefer men for partners… again he indicates his taste in men.
3) He started this thread. If he truly didn't want to promote homosexuality, he would simply not mention it. It wouldn’t even occur to him to bring the subject up… but no… the topic is something he can’t help but think of.

It’s okay RL…. It’s okay to not only have watched Brokeback Mountain, but buy a copy. You’re among friends here at F-net… we won’t judge you.

[Morion]

Pssst... JoH! As already pointed out, RL has already indicated his preference.

I submit the following:
1) He posted more than anyone else in the thread titled "What is your taste in men"... obviously very drawn to the subject.
2) He’s indicated he wants to be a woman….statically speaking, most women prefer men for partners… again he indicates his taste in men.
3) He started this thread. If he truly didn't want to promote homosexuality, he would simply not mention it. It wouldn’t even occur to him to bring the subject up… but no… the topic is something he can’t help but think of.

It’s okay RL…. It’s okay to not only have watched Brokeback Mountain, but buy a copy. You’re among friends here at F-net… we won’t judge you.

[lochinvar]

You don't think the homer talk is learned? You think those homers are born knowing how to do homersexural talk? You don't know what kind of sick stuff goes on in those homer households. How do you think two homers are gonna raise the boy? They will do small little homer things to turn the boy, like telling him its OK to sit on the toilet seat even if your only urinating. It's these types of muninute subversions that get over looked by the adoption agencies.

What I'd like to know is how you know so much about it. Experience, perhaps?

[ReverseLunge]

What I'd like to know is how you know so much about it. Experience, perhaps?

I live in California!

[bmcfencer]

I live in California!

Poor California.

[RebelFencer]

RL is right and it's against nature because God didn't make animals or humans that way, as one of my friends like to say, "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve."

I pity you.

[D'Art]

The libs here can talk all they want. There is no one who would want their kid to turn out homersexual

To be perfectly honest, I would rather my kid turned out gay than be a total pillock like some people I could mention...

[RebelFencer]

Personally, I would hope my future children were straight mostly because it would make their lives a lot easier.

[ReverseLunge]

Poor California.

Whatever. As long as you don't come in here and try to turn children into homoersexual then you'll be fine.

[ReverseLunge]

Personally, I would hope my future children were straight mostly because it would make their lives a lot easier.

Besisdes that, who wants to have a fairy for a son who gets mounted by other men every night? My son is going to take after me, he is gonna be ravishing women left and right.

[D'Art]

Besisdes that, who wants to have a fairy for a son who gets mounted by other men every night? My son is going to take after me, he is gonna be ravishing women left and right.

I'm guessing that this would be inflatable women, cos with attitudes like yours, you ain't gonna get a real one

[ReverseLunge]

I'm guessing that this would be inflatable women, cos with attitudes like yours, you ain't gonna get a real one

You must be gay yourself since you don't know what women want. I treat women like sh1t and they love it! In the end what they really want is to be ravished. Then the next time if we meet up they will be thinking about the things we did and the things I did to them and they will be willing to put up with any humiliation and disrespect as long as they get what is important in the end.

[lochinvar]

Well, there you have it, folks.
Proof positive that Neanderthal didn't die out at the end of the last ice age.

[bmcfencer]

Whatever. As long as you don't come in here and try to turn children into homoersexual then you'll be fine.

Oh no, I'm waiting to do that until graduate school. I mean, seminary. That place in California where they produce ministers of the heathen alternate-sexuality-loving tree-hugging crazy-feminist commie-hippie Unitarian Universalist church, anyway.

I'm a little intrigued by the way the plural "children" became the single "homersexual" in your comment. Are these children being squished together into one giant socially-abused mass?

Weird.

[sandworm]

ministers of the heathen alternate-sexuality-loving tree-hugging crazy-feminist commie-hippie Unitarian Universalist church

why do you hate me? hahahha jk

[ReverseLunge]

Whatever as long as the homers don't try to recruit young children.

[sandworm]

recruit??? how could we possibly do that?

[bmcfencer]

recruit??? how could we possibly do that?

I think it's something along the lines of "look, you too could face immense bigotry and the joys of stereotyping!". Or um... manipulate children's genetics and social environment? I dunno. You've got me stumped.

[Cpt X, FencrExtraordinare]

My son is going to take after me, he is gonna be ravishing women left and right.

Does your son even know you're his father?





Yeah, you know I just called him a bastard. What now?