04-01-2006, 04:49 AM
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| April Fool's jokes
So, In the spirit of the day, I'm starting a thread where one can post about their april fool's jokes.
I set a friend up to recieve erotic men for women and men for men emails through craigslist... He should get somewhere around 80-200 horny emails from different men by tomorrow morning. http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/w4m/147175125.html
What about you? What've you done?
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04-01-2006, 05:00 AM
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| Well the best prank I pulled was on a good friend of mine. He is a contractor who does landscaping. One Sunday morning I called him up for lunch and he was actually at a site. They were behind schedule and had a lot of work to do. Anyways he asked if I could swing by the site and bring him lunch and if I could stop off somewhere before hand and pick up some industrial strength weed killer. I said sure, then I went to straight to the Home Depot down the street and bought 2 one gallon containers of weed killer.... I then went back home and emptied the the containers out and rinsed them out clean with water and filled them up with Miracle Grow.....
A few days later the weeds were 10 ft tall.
The best prank ever pulled on me was by my wife. This was when we first started dating and getting serious. It happend the first time we slept together. After I undressed her for the first time I wanted to go down and take a look at the "goods"....well what I saw make me go limp and want to crap my pants! She inserted some fake halloween vampire teeth in her vagina! I looked up at her and she had this real evil smile on. Till this day I still haven't been able to get her back good enough for that one. | |
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04-01-2006, 02:08 PM
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#3 | | Incorruptible
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| Doesn't do much good on a Saturday, but if you're in an office setting and it's raining (like it is here now) you can surreptitiously take someone's umbrella, fill it with the contents of a full hole punch and then wrap it back up.
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04-01-2006, 02:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mountain Home, Idaho
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| Oh, you'd be surpised how many pranks are pulled when you live in a family of 11.
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04-01-2006, 06:25 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Knoxville, TN or Philadelphia, PA
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| I completely forgot about it being April First. I've been cleaning house all day. While this is unusual behavior for me, I don't think it really constitutes a prank.... hmmm. Well, the day is young yet. Maybe i'll think of something.
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04-01-2006, 10:15 PM
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#6 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: my fencing club
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| well, our club had a handicapped tournament (mercy points) and we did good but APRIL FOOLS it doesnt count for anything.
fake rattlesnake eggs are the best joke there is. they are in a little brown paper package covered in warnings and stuff, and you wind the thing inside so it sounds like a rattlesnake rattling when it's opened.  i have scared sooooo many people. and alot of them scream really really loudly. lol. only fails if they are too chicken to open it.
theres no such thing as rattlesnake eggs anyway. rattlesnakes have live young. | |
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04-02-2006, 03:56 AM
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#7 | | No, your mom's a lemur
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
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| I told this prank before but I just loved doin git so much.Well there was this one time I was at Ace Hardware. I bought a big fat chainsaw, and afterwards ran down to the red-light district. There was a girl on the corner, tits bigger than balloons, and I pulled up and sat her in the back of my pickup. I pulled up to an empty motel room, and broke in with a credit card. We snuck in real quiet, and then bam! I whipped out the chainsaw and pranked her into about a thousand pieces. Holy crap man, it was hilarious! Little bits of prank juice dribbling down from the ceiling, I mean, I pranked her left eye right up into the ceiling fan. It whipped around the room a couple times before flying out the window and pranking itself right through a guys driverside window! Well, after that, I had to get out before the cops found out- what party poopers huh? So I took the intestines and shoved them down her mouth nice and good like, tossed her in a cadillac, put a mixtape in the guy's dashboard, and lit the room, chainsaw and all with alcohol. I can just see the look on that 'ol guy now. I pranked him into the Death chair! Oh, good times.... | |
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04-02-2006, 04:17 AM
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| I managed to convinve a Foilist that he was going to have wear a lamé half sleeve next year. He's not happy. | |
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04-02-2006, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Gav I managed to convinve a Foilist that he was going to have wear a lamé half sleeve next year. He's not happy. | You evil bastard!
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04-02-2006, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Gav I managed to convinve a Foilist that he was going to have wear a lamé half sleeve next year. He's not happy. | Me being an epeeist I find that funny, but that was still mean. And I thought convince only had one v not two.
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04-03-2006, 09:50 AM
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| we had this guy stick his two arms out and move them in circles around my arm and told him it was a motor skills test and to see how long it was going to take for him to hit the my arms. we told him to get his ;calibrations' and begin after closing his eyes. right after that, i removed my arms, the lot of us whipped out our camera phones and started videotaping... fat hope ur not gonna get the vid.
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