Fencing pick up lines

[sabrechick]

Does anyone know any fencing related pick up lines??? We made up a few-

-Do you want to go retreat into the sunset with me?

-How "bout" a date?

-Will you parry me?

-It was direct elimination when I saw you

- This may be l`ame, but will you go out w/ me?

Keep adding to 'em

[arcon]

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[Slim_Grady]

"Wow! lookit those tips! Are they german or french??"

"Hey baby, wanna see my bayonet?"

"Oh baby, you don't know how much i wanna touche' your valid target area"

enjoy!

gman

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Pain is only weakness leaving the body.

[Cyranox11]

Heita
Slim, in love there aint no such thing as invalid target area!
Some lines
Wanna pull my body wire tonight?
Can I be your bp later?
Wanna measure my travel?
Can I lubricate your point tonight?
You fleched right into my heart the moment I laid eyes on you!
Later
Cyrano

[attila]

"Man the guy hits hard- I'll show my brusies if ........."

This one is a bona-fide winner. Field tested and everything......

[arcon]

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: arcon ]

[Lumberg]

Hi.

[This message has been edited by Lumberg (edited 03-13-2001).]

[Moonitic]

"you can lunge at me any time..."

[sabreuse]

How'd you like to go corps a corps?

[Swordsworn]

How about "Let me show you how to do the fleshe." or " Wanna come back to my place and I'll show you how not to parry my thrusts?"
The sad thing is that I have had both lines used on me!

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"The sword isn't our lives, it just keeps us alive for the really good parts" - Graham Ashe

[gwfencer]

you wanna circle my weapon?
can I help hook you up?
do i have the right of way?
let me reel you in

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"keep your point in line"

[Clean Touch]

From the hotel lobby after the tournament

"Wanna come up to my room and see my weapons?"

(It didn't work. C'est la vie)

[ladybug]

Hey babe, lets go back to my place and practice point in line.

[Slim_Grady]

arcon, don't cry. you're still my hero.

[Moonitic]

ladybug, why do I imagine you-know-who saying that? Remind me to tell you what happened at the SC tourney...lol...

I hope to be at the March 17th one...will you be there?

[Lumberg]

Here are a couple useful pickup lines.
1. Nice equipment bag. Those separated compartments are awesome... if you know what I mean.
2. I think your plastron is FIE homologated... if you know what I mean.
3. I think your jacket is FIE homologated... if you know what I mean.
4. I think you need to fix your body cord... if you know what I mean.
5. Your butt is huge.... if you know what I mean.

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Lumberg.
"...ahhh, we have sort of a problem here... yeah, you apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS report"

[ladybug]

Moonitic -

Can't wait to hear about it!!!

Yeah, I'll be at the Tourney - I'm going to attemt to fence foil as well. The more the merrier eh?

Lumberg - Huh??? - If you know what I mean. Or is that one of those "nudge nudge, hint hint,wink wink" sort of things?

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[Lumberg]

To ladybug,
No, it's just me blabbing. Those aren't really fencing pick-up lines with subtle plays on words like everyone elses.

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Lumberg.
"Drugs are bad, m'kay."

[Zelda]

Male to female on female kneeling for weights test "While you're down there....."
Yes I have had it used on me, yes it worked, yes we are still going out.

[escrime chick]

Methinks Lumberg has been watching a little too much "Whose Line is it Anyway?".....if you know what I mean.
Okay, here goes...
"Oh, baby, let me see that fleche!"
"Let me help you straighten your blade"
"I'd love to see you on the strip"
"let's hook up"
"I just put a new rubber tip on my practice blade, and I need someone to test it out on..."
(yeah, I know that was bad!) <blushes>

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"J'escrime, alors je suis."
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