We made them up for Greenville too...
*if the "Dragon Den" is your second home.
* if your diet consists of Krispy Kreme and Chinese Food.
* If there's nothing on TV
* If you talk about Jason Rogers untill 3:00 in the morning.
* When Krispy Kreme hats are the latest fashion.
* When y'all is the word you hear most often
* when all the grass is dead.
ran out of ideas, please add on...