We were board, so we came up w/ these... Feel free to add.

* if elevator racing is the second most popular sport.
* if you give your bald coach hair products.
* when homework seems fun.
* when you obey T.V. commercial commands.
* When the cotton commercial comes on and everybody sings along.
* if you're writing a list like this.
*When the "Village Inn" is the best place to hang out.
* When you'd rather be in South Carolina.
*When the "Amish Showcase" is the best place to shop.
*if you make up new words.
*If you eat an entire Choc. pie out of starvation.
*when the planes to and from Denver are empty.
*When the airport is more fun than the city.
* if you can't wait to go to bed.

Keep posting...
Lauren