Courtesy of me and Rebel.....
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There is no right of way, only touches Dan Kellner allows you to have.
Dan Kellner does not make mistakes, he has mercy on you.
Dan kellner flicked through a mans spinal cord once.
Dan Kellner developed his flick by practicing with 2x4's.
After that fencing exhibition in hiroshima, Kellner is not allowed to lunge full speed anymore.
Dan Kellner does not believe in other fencers, only other victims.
Jesus did not die on the cross. He was just left there after Dan Kellner fenced him.
Dan Kellner is a Sith Lord.
Some refer to "fear of losing" as "fencing dan kellner".
It wasn't a bullet that hit Lincolns head, it was Dan Kellners tip going back in time, because it travels at light speed. Both ways.
Superman may be faster than a speeding bullet, but Dan Kellner can parry that bullet...riposte it, and then bang superman's wife.
Dan Kellner could post the results from the 2008 olympics right now, if he wanted to, not because he can predict the future, but because he IS the future.
Jesus died for our sins, but Dan Kellner helped beat the Russians.
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
Dan Kellner trained Jeds sensei, through telepathy going back through time.
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
When Dan's opponents touch valid target area, the box asks Kellner's permission to set a light off in a language known only to the boxes, Kellner, and David Bowie (Ziggy Stardust era).
__________________ RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
-Army Fencer
A director once tried to make Dan Kellner change his lame because it sat over his hipbones. Dan used his thumbs to crack off the crests of his hips, then shoved them up under the lame. You don't tell Dan what he can and can't wear.
chuck norris once called dan kellner and asked him out for lunch. dan kellner said no; he said he was too busy saving the world, but really he just thought that chuck norris wasn't cool enough to be allowed in his presence.
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If you can see Dan Keller's attack coming, he can see your parry. If can't see Dan Kellner's attack coming, you may be milliseconds away from death...umm...receiving a touch.
Dan Kellner once roundhouse kicked...er...flicked his foil so fast that the point broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
When Dan Kellner sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, en guarde and ready to lunge. Dan Kellner has not had to pay taxes ever.
Dan Kellner frequently signs up for beginner fencing classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the ___ out of little kids.
At the start of every summer, Dan Kellner begins practicing his parries outside. We in the Western Hemisphere know this as "Hurricane Season."
Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWDKD?"
Dan Kellner was trained by Simon Gershon. Simon Gershon was trained by time-traveling Dan Kellner, thus completing the circle.
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