100% True Facts About Dan Kellner

[Maeve_Mari]

I have always been quite fond of Dan Kellner.

But that alone is cause for great concern and apprehension.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Dan Kellner can give himself a high-five. With one hand.

The song "Can't Touch This" was written in honor of Dan Kellner. He disapproved, so he put the hammer in "Hammertime".

All available fencing footage of Dan Kellner, is in fact, footage of a stunt double. His glorious light is just too much for the camera to handle.

[SFfencer]

Dan Kellner is so powerful, that with only using his mind, he brought this thread back from the dead.