In a bout between Dan Kellner and Richard Kruse, Dan Kellner stuck his foil into Richard's mouth, lifted him up with one arm, and said "You killed my people, forced them to pay big tea tax" and with that, he punctured Richards throat, and then scalped him Jew-Cherokee style, because everyone knows that Dan is jewish, and also a cherokee warrior. In fact, they are going to name a new ethnicity after him, "Jewokee".
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In a bout between Dan Kellner and Richard Kruse, Dan Kellner stuck his foil into Richard's mouth, lifted him up with one arm, and said "You killed my people, forced them to pay big tea tax" and with that, he punctured Richards throat, and then scalped him Jew-Cherokee style, because everyone knows that Dan is jewish, and also a cherokee warrior. In fact, they are going to name a new ethnicity after him, "Jewokee".
Wow. That one was awesome dude.
It's common knowledge that DK could have wrecked Richard Kruse in Athens, but DK gave Kruse pity touches since he hardly gets as much poontang.
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Dan Kellner uses 800n condoms. This is to protect the woman not from pregnancy, but from his phallus, which could level NYC if he took it out and did a 360 degree turn.
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Dan Kellner uses 800n condoms. This is to protect the woman not from pregnancy, but from his phallus, which could level NYC if he took it out and did a 360 degree turn.
i wonder how many newtons condoms are supposed to withstand........
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In a fencing match between Dan Kellner and Superman, superman failed to report to strip, in fear, and was black carded. Being offended, Dan Kellner left the strip to go kick Supermans ***, and refused to go back to the strip, despite the referees orders. This is the REAL reason why Dan Kellner was black carded at NAC D.
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All of the events depicted in the movie Predator are based on a trip Dan Kellner once made to Central America. The only thing they changed in the movie is how the Predator dies. In real life Dan Kellner fleched it so hard in the back that the Predator literally exploded.
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
There is an errata on rule t.122 that reads "A referee may not appeal Dan Kellner's decision on a point of fact."
Lazarus rose from the dead because Dan Kellner touched him; he just let Jesus take the credit out of pity.
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"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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