03-30-2007, 01:36 AM
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| Too long.
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03-30-2007, 01:38 AM
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| A short time ago. Goddamned hairdresser doesn't know what she's doing, so I did it myself.
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03-30-2007, 01:46 AM
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| Four hours ago! What a strange thought! 
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03-30-2007, 02:02 AM
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| I thought I posted back on this one! 
I actually just said hi to you again. 
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03-30-2007, 08:03 AM
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| This morning I had a nice long conversation about mideast peace policy with myself. 
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03-30-2007, 10:48 AM
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| Just so I could say so, I just said hi to myslef. 
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03-30-2007, 11:12 AM
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#4127 | | Senior Member
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| Many moons ago.
When was the last time you ordered somebody around?
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03-30-2007, 12:00 PM
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| Currently and eternally. 
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03-30-2007, 03:05 PM
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| I got slammed into a wall by a heifer this morning.
When was the last time you moved a roundbale around?
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03-30-2007, 03:45 PM
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| Never, we don't use round bales.
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03-30-2007, 05:18 PM
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#4131 | | Senior Member
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| Last fall.
When was the last time you carried a bale in each hand?
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03-30-2007, 07:40 PM
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| Can't say I have.
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03-30-2007, 07:49 PM
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| This morning.
Every morning, come to think of it.
Last time you went to the barn?
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03-30-2007, 07:51 PM
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| Yesterday. I took a day off today and took a three-hour nap.
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03-30-2007, 07:53 PM
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| When I was about seven. A really nice cow we had. I used to ride her all the time. I've got some pictures. Good times. rolleyes:
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03-30-2007, 07:56 PM
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| Wow, I never have. Cows aren't to big here, or back where I lived in Oz. Maybe I should go find one and ride it.
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03-30-2007, 08:07 PM
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| I rode a mini bicycle the other day.
When was thye last time that you rode a pig?
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03-30-2007, 08:08 PM
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| Never...
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03-30-2007, 08:09 PM
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#4139 | | Senior Member
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| Never, although when I was small I contemplated it...
WWTLT you contemplated doing something really stupid?
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03-30-2007, 08:11 PM
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#4140 | | Senior Member
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| Today. I considered keying my English teacher's car.
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