Why Buy Uhlmann/Allstar?

[Methix]

Focus? A4?!? Man, you guys need a real car. I have an unfathomably sporty '88 brown Mazda RX-7 without an engine. All the apex seals are blown, it has no compression what so ever, the cats are gone from it running rich for so long, the pleather on the seats is shreaded (sporty like) and the front end is umm...modified from running into a celica. Now THAT'S a real car!!

Psst-I'll sell it to you really cheap. Gorgeous members of the opposite sex will flock to you, I swear!!

[Peach]

Nah, my new Jeep Wrangler is a REAL car. The ride is just like the Volkswagen Beetle we had in the 60s. You don't just feel the road, you feel every pothole, bump, crack, swerve, and texture variation. My daughter says it's like taking a roller-coaster ride when you're going 20 mph. It goes wiggety-wiggety-wiggety from side to side as you wind-up-toy along. Not to mention the thwumpthwumpthump of the cloth top when you get up to speed. Aaaaaahhhhh.

I love it.