02-01-2006, 03:54 PM
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#1 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
Posts: 4,196
| Latenight's Madlib Game
1) You will supply 3 words, a noun, a verb, and an adjective/adverb indicating the provided word's respective functions.
2)The next poster will form a SINGLE sentence using the 3 words supplied by the former while respecting the former's indications of the respective functions .
3) Much hilarity will ensue.
4)The latter poster will assume the role of the former poster and the sequence will return to 1)
It's like the circle of life in a way...
Proceed!
Example:
Poster 1: OMG! This is such a cool game! You rock Eskreemr! LOL
Eskreemr: SILENCE! Proceed with the game as per the stated regulations of this thread!
Slim: More leftist, liberal, commie, unAmerican drivel. You probably got this game off of moveon.org
Inquartata Ad hominem!
Poster 1: Oh, ok. Like, sure.
Here are my words:
Noun: Monkey
Verb: threw
Adjective: red
Poster 2:The small monkey threw the big red ball.
Words:
Noun: antenna
Verb: inseminate
Adjective: bloated
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02-01-2006, 04:12 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
Posts: 3,867
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Originally Posted by esskreemr 1) You will supply 3 words, a noun, a verb, and an adjective/adverb indicating the provided word's respective functions.
2)The next poster will form a SINGLE sentence using the 4 words supplied by the former while respecting the former's indications of the respective functions .
3) Much hilarity will ensue.
4)The latter poster will assume the role of the former poster and the sequence will return to 1)
It's like the circle of life in a way...
Proceed!
Example:
Poster 1: OMG! This is such a cool game! You rock Eskreemr! LOL
Eskreemr: SILENCE! Proceed with the game as per the stated regulations of this thread!
Slim: More leftist, liberal, commie, unAmerican drivel. You probably got this game off of moveon.org
Inquartata Ad hominem!
Poster 1: Oh, ok. Like, sure.
Here are my words:
Noun: Monkey
Verb: threw
Adjective: red
Poster 2:The small monkey threw the big red ball.
Words:
Noun: antenna
Verb: inseminate
Adjective: bloated
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02-01-2006, 04:15 PM
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#3 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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Originally Posted by esskreemr Words:
Noun: antenna
Verb: inseminate
Adjective: bloated
[/i] | Please hang up that cell phone before I use its antenna in a futile attempt to inseminate your bloated carcass. *whew! I feel better!*
New words:
noun: timber
verb: announce
adjective: wretched
Hey... Ess, was it supposed to be 3 words or 4? You said both!
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02-01-2006, 04:20 PM
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#4 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
Posts: 2,758
| "Timber!" announced the wretched, rainforest clear-cutting lumber harvester.
New words:
noun: slipper
verb: ungulate
adjective: high-flying
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02-01-2006, 04:22 PM
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#5 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
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Originally Posted by swordwench Please hang up that cell phone before I use its antenna in a futile attempt to inseminate your bloated carcass. *whew! I feel better!*
New words:
noun: timber
verb: announce
adjective: wretched
Hey... Ess, was it supposed to be 3 words or 4? You said both! | The inconsistency in the rules has been modified. PROCEED!
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02-01-2006, 06:52 PM
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#6 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: England
Posts: 508
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Originally Posted by gtmac ...
New words:
noun: slipper
verb: ungulate
adjective: high-flying | I might be high-flying and slipper-wearing (yeah right x 2), but I still don't know what ungulate means, and can't even be bothered to look it up.
noun: soup
verb: swim
adj.: omnipotent
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02-01-2006, 10:36 PM
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#7 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere out there
Posts: 215
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Originally Posted by Haze I might be high-flying and slipper-wearing (yeah right x 2), but I still don't know what ungulate means, and can't even be bothered to look it up.
noun: soup
verb: swim
adj.: omnipotent | Despite being omnipotent, the Incredible Shrimp was unable to swim in the soup after he was cooked.
noun: bell guard
verb: barf
adj.: stylish | |
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02-02-2006, 01:19 AM
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#8 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: On the fencing strip.
Posts: 859
| If you hit my bell guard one more time, I will barf all over your stylish new fencing whites.
Noun: piecrust
Verb: incinerate
Adjective: classical
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02-02-2006, 09:04 AM
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#9 | | Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Scotland
Posts: 4,547
| We must pierce the piecrust of romanticism so that we can incinerate the claissical fencers of the world.
Noun: gaggle
Verb: insert
Adjective: smooth | |
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02-02-2006, 02:34 PM
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#10 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ---->
Posts: 2,008
| Despite his smooth demeanor, Gav was unable to insert himself into the gaggle of girls at the other end of the bar.
Noun: Austria
Verb: extrude
Adj/adv: vapid
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02-02-2006, 04:53 PM
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#11 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Carstairs, AB, Canada
Posts: 3,330
| Yet somehow, in Austria, Epee was able to extrude himself from the gaggle of vapid boys...
Noun: Forehead
Verb: do
adj: fishy
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02-02-2006, 06:00 PM
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#12 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sweden
Posts: 2,996
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Originally Posted by jBirch Noun: Forehead
Verb: do
adj: fishy | Rex Hunt does a fishy kiss on the forehead, and then throws her right off the boat.
Noun: Scandium
Verb: twist
Adjective: large
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BTW: "Ungulate" is a taxonomic group of mammals including elephants, seacows, even-toed hoofed animals, odd-toed hoofed animals (whales and land-living), and the extinct condylarths. I did have a book covering that topic right beside me. | |
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02-03-2006, 07:25 AM
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#13 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere out there
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Originally Posted by PeterGustafsson Noun: Scandium
Verb: twist
Adjective: large | Peter discovered that adding scandium to non-maraging blades produced one so whippy, you could twist it around a large tree as though it was a rope.
Noun: television
Verb: gesticulate
Adjective: puny | |
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02-03-2006, 10:21 AM
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#14 | | Bitter young coach
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
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Originally Posted by angriff Noun: television
Verb: gesticulate
Adjective: puny | The puny man with awful hair and a suit twenty years out of fashion gesticulated wildly on television while talking about God's will.
Noun: Televangelist
Verb: Invert
Adjective: Squishy
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02-03-2006, 10:13 PM
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#15 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 702
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Originally Posted by RITFencing Noun: Televangelist
Verb: Invert
Adjective: Squishy | As the televangelist convinced morons to send him money, his inverted shoes stepped in something squishy.
Noun: Monk
Verb: disappear
Adjective: fantastico
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02-12-2006, 11:06 PM
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#16 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: On the fencing strip.
Posts: 859
| Monk would usually disappear in a cloud of fantastico pink mist.
Noun: heater
Verb: hallucinated
Adjective: diluted
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02-12-2006, 11:39 PM
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#17 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: NYC/Brandeis
Posts: 1,118
| Having hallucinated the whole event, Jim promised never to leave his heater on all night before drinking diluted bleach.
Noun: stomach
Verb: hurts
Adjective: French
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02-13-2006, 12:49 AM
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#18 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
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| Oh, man... my stomach hurts. I knew I never should have eaten that whole bag of French fries whilst they were still frozen.
Noun: DeLorean
Verb: climb
Adjective: insipid
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