02-01-2006, 02:59 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
Posts: 3,778
| Latenight's Vending Machine O' Doom
Easy rules:
Insert something into the vending machine.
The following poster says what you get from the machine, and inserts something of their own.
Etc.
I insert a 1983 world book encyclopedia....volume S.
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This is evolution- the monkey, the man, then the gun
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02-01-2006, 03:02 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: A-Town
Posts: 512
| you recieve a *****slap from shakespeare
CB inserts a vintage whiskey flask
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Only thing dirtier than a sabreist, is an epeeist in bed.
Hail to the King, Baby!-Ash
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02-01-2006, 03:07 PM
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#3 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Under your bed
Posts: 110
| recieve knowledge
insert cheese
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(='.'=)this is bob. copy and paste bob into your
(")_(")signature to help him gain world domination.
a life?!?... cool!.... where can you download one of those?
My ACii Ipod commercial:
<o <o> o>
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/< >\ /<
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02-01-2006, 03:07 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
Posts: 3,778
| You receive a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
LN inserts two tins of Swedish snus
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This is evolution- the monkey, the man, then the gun
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02-01-2006, 03:09 PM
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#5 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
Posts: 14,978
| You recieve a herd of Australian gnus.
G?F? insets a glob of peanut butter. | |
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02-01-2006, 03:17 PM
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#6 | | Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: WCU
Posts: 31
| Receive: $3 in dimes
Insert: ants | |
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02-01-2006, 03:21 PM
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#7 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 3,164
| Receive: aardvark
Insert: Koala
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02-01-2006, 03:27 PM
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#8 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,975
| You recieve a parking fine
Insert: a bolt of lighting
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Wearing my moooooooody pants today. Again.
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02-01-2006, 03:28 PM
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#9 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 3,164
| You recieve wet feet
Insert: Complete works of walt whitman.
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02-01-2006, 03:32 PM
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#10 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,975
| You receive an ice cold (empty) beer
Insert a broken thumb
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Wearing my moooooooody pants today. Again.
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02-01-2006, 03:34 PM
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#11 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
Posts: 3,778
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Originally Posted by Tazz You receive an ice cold (empty) beer
Insert a broken thumb |
Receive a splint
Insert 3 Imperial gallons of Mazola cooking oil
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02-01-2006, 03:36 PM
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#12 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 3,164
| Recieve 15 pounds of fried dough.
Insert shoelace
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02-01-2006, 03:41 PM
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#13 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: State of Massachusetts, USA
Posts: 569
| Recieve a really cool Monkey's Fist knot.
I insert a grapefruit
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Think about someone you know of "average" intelligence. Then think that half the world is dumber than that.
Ok, here is a full-size versoin of my avatar, a piece of 3d art called Metamorphosis, by Kazuhiko Nakamura Metamorphosis | |
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02-01-2006, 03:43 PM
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#14 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
Posts: 2,147
| Receive: Deep Fried Snickers Bar
Insert: Slightly used Penthouse Letters magazine
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One test is worth a thousand opinions.
I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo | |
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02-01-2006, 03:44 PM
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#15 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Budapest, Hungary
Posts: 4,893
| Receive oranges. And more oranges. And even more, until you're buried under them.
Insert - a keyboard | |
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02-01-2006, 03:44 PM
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#16 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 3,164
| receive: moist towelette.
Insert: Bible
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02-01-2006, 03:46 PM
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#17 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
Posts: 3,778
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Originally Posted by keith receive: moist towelette.
Insert: Bible |
Receive a copy of Cat in the Hat.
Insert: slightly rusty foil blade
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This is evolution- the monkey, the man, then the gun
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02-01-2006, 03:47 PM
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#18 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Budapest, Hungary
Posts: 4,893
| Receive: A shiny new saber.
insert: an épée | |
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02-01-2006, 03:49 PM
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#19 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: State of Massachusetts, USA
Posts: 569
| recieve: a bruise 
Insert: my avatar
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Think about someone you know of "average" intelligence. Then think that half the world is dumber than that.
Ok, here is a full-size versoin of my avatar, a piece of 3d art called Metamorphosis, by Kazuhiko Nakamura Metamorphosis | |
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02-01-2006, 04:33 PM
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#20 | | I am a man... A MEGA MAN!
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South Carolina über Alles
Posts: 2,593
| receive: shame
insert: an autographed picture of David Hasslehoff
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RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
-Army Fencer
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