02-23-2006, 12:36 AM
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#961 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: On the fencing strip.
Posts: 859
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Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.- William Shakespeare, fencer
It's a men's world. That's why the world is messed up.
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02-23-2006, 12:37 AM
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#962 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Savannah, Ga
Posts: 6,133
| Receive: Eventual acid burns on your tongue from eating too many of them
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__________________ Exciting news- before even finishing Chem I, I have already received an invitation to work as a research assistant! |
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02-23-2006, 12:39 AM
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#963 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,179
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insert: used popsicle stick
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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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02-23-2006, 12:46 AM
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#964 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
Posts: 15,731
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02-23-2006, 03:07 AM
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#965 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Singapore,
Posts: 478
| Receive: me screaming "SHUT THE F*** UP!"
insert: hydrogen + oxygen + platinum
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02-23-2006, 10:04 AM
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#966 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
Posts: 2,758
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Insert: A banana
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Fencing T-shirts available at Off-The-Piste Wear **New designs** including f.net themed designs for easy recognition of fellow f.netters at tournaments!
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02-23-2006, 10:43 AM
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#967 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Savannah, Ga
Posts: 6,133
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__________________ Exciting news- before even finishing Chem I, I have already received an invitation to work as a research assistant! |
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02-23-2006, 11:27 AM
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#968 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
Posts: 2,758
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Fencing T-shirts available at Off-The-Piste Wear **New designs** including f.net themed designs for easy recognition of fellow f.netters at tournaments!
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02-23-2006, 11:47 AM
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#969 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Savannah, Ga
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__________________ Exciting news- before even finishing Chem I, I have already received an invitation to work as a research assistant! |
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02-23-2006, 12:43 PM
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#970 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
Posts: 2,758
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Fencing T-shirts available at Off-The-Piste Wear **New designs** including f.net themed designs for easy recognition of fellow f.netters at tournaments!
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02-23-2006, 12:51 PM
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#971 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,975
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Wearing my moooooooody pants today. Again.
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02-23-2006, 01:10 PM
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#972 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
Posts: 2,325
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One test is worth a thousand opinions. I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo |
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02-23-2006, 01:16 PM
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#973 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,975
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Wearing my moooooooody pants today. Again.
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02-23-2006, 01:38 PM
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#974 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
Posts: 2,821
| Receive: the rest of the chicken
Insert: Lots of money into D'Arts bank account
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I AM the walrus
I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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02-23-2006, 02:08 PM
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#975 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
Posts: 15,731
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02-23-2006, 02:12 PM
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#976 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Savannah, Ga
Posts: 6,133
| Receive: Criminal investigation by the secret police.
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Insert: a pistol with one bullet
__________________ Exciting news- before even finishing Chem I, I have already received an invitation to work as a research assistant! |
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02-23-2006, 02:19 PM
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#977 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
Posts: 2,821
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Insert: Simpsons box-set (any series you care to choose)
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I AM the walrus
I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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02-23-2006, 02:20 PM
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#978 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,975
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Wearing my moooooooody pants today. Again.
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02-24-2006, 12:26 AM
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#979 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: On the fencing strip.
Posts: 859
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Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.- William Shakespeare, fencer
It's a men's world. That's why the world is messed up.
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02-24-2006, 12:31 AM
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#980 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,180
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Insert: A BRAND NEW CAR!!! 
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
All human wisdom is summed up in two words. Wait and Hope. http://www.bash.org/?23396 |
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