ways to scold inane half-wits.

[Aqua_volans]

brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, dodo, doltish, dopy, dotterel, dull, dumb, dummy, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, short-sighted, simple, simple-minded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thickheaded, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless,asinine, blundering, boorish, bovine, churlish, coarse, dense, gross, indelicate, inelegant, loutish, lowbrow, lumpish, oafish, obtuse, Philistine, raw, rough, rude, uncouth, unrefined, vulgar, witless,dunce,dysfunctional, mentally impaired

and now i start whoring for rep.

[Aqua_volans]

memorize this and wow your friends!!! usually puts the party at the recieving end at a loss for words!!! has worked 6 out of 7 times!!!

[Tazz]

You mean all of them at once? Or else it won't be all that amazing as I allready have all those word in my vocab.. and seeing as my friends are mostly an intelligent bunch.. it won't really "wow" them very much at all... non of those are very original.

I like coming up with my own insults so I can add a creative touch.

[Aqua_volans]

ah. evidently u are in an environment that i would enjoy being in. i am surrounded by idiots. am not one of them. as a result, they gang up on me and verbally assault me. so i play politics, call in the biggies, example discipline master of the school level and screw the whole lot of them. it is evident from this that they are witless. not even half-wits.

[Gav]

Originally Posted by Aqua_volans

ah. evidently u are in an environment that i would enjoy being in. i am surrounded by idiots. am not one of them. as a result, they gang up on me and verbally assault me. so i play politics, call in the biggies, example discipline master of the school level and screw the whole lot of them. it is evident from this that they are witless. not even half-wits.

Ah, a prime example that we can use to illustrate your point!

I feel you should pick the words you feel best describe this post, and thread, best from this list:

brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, dodo, doltish, dopy, dotterel, dull, dumb, dummy, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, short-sighted, simple, simple-minded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thickheaded, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless,asinine, blundering, boorish, bovine, churlish, coarse, dense, gross, indelicate, inelegant, loutish, lowbrow, lumpish, oafish, obtuse, Philistine, raw, rough, rude, uncouth, unrefined, vulgar, witless,dunce,dysfunctional, mentally impaired

A little effort will go a long way to getting you some rep' - I was actually tempted to mark you down.

[Aqua_volans]

ok. the word might be dysfunctional.

[Amadeus]

if someone's really that dumb, your best bet is to just slap 'em.

[epeeisky]

Originally Posted by Amadeus

if someone's really that dumb, your best bet is to just slap 'em.

I prefer the duct tape method.

[swordwench]

I find it disturbing that two of your terms are also the names of well-loved f.net members... Philistine and Ludicrous. Oh, and then they're Bovine(madness)... THey're not going to be happy about this! Hey, since when do you get to slip all of our names into your tirade, anway? Maybe we'd all better look at that list again...

[PerfectKnight42]

I suppose that the idiotic response to all of those can be sumed up into two words.... Your mom.

I have yet to find the perfect insult to which this counter attack cannot be used. The most common parry reposte however is the swelling of tears in the eyes followed by, "...Dude... my mom's dead..."

[Dmitrivna]

I know that you probably shouldnt use 'your mom' against Averin >_>

I still prefer Shakesperean insults much more - theyre so much more fun.... kiss my codpiece, thou cankerous harpy.

[Katman]

Bite your thumb at them if that's what you think.

[ChrisBrasel]

or just kick a few of them between the uprights. that'll sort them out.