Thou ill-breeding horn-beast!

[Dmitrivna]

I just finished Midsummer Night's Dream in English and my friends and I were insluting each other in the Shakspearean way (lol)

I found these two highly amusing websites so heres the thing - either click on the first and post what you got, or click on the second link and make your own and post it.

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm

mine (the first) : If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

[Go? Fencing?]

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

[trazom]

Thy mother wears armor thou wayward common-kissing hugger-mugger

[Inquartata]

Whoo, there's MUCH worse in Elizabethan drama! Get a copy of Ben Jonson's "The Alchemist"...

A small sample:

"Face. Believe ’t, I will.

SUB. Thy worst. I **** at thee.

Dol. Have you your wits? why, gentlemen! for love —*

Face. Sirrah, I’ll strip you —*

SUB. What to do? lick figs
Out at my —*

Face. Rogue, rogue! —* out of all your sleights.

Dol. Nay, look ye, sovereign, general, are you madmen?

SUB. O, let the wild sheep loose. I’ll gum your silks
With good strong water, an you come."

[trazom]

Or my favorite long slur from shakespeare:

[King Lear 2:2]
KENT

Fellow, I know thee.

OSWALD

What dost thou know me for?

KENT

A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a w****son,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
and the son and heir of a mongrel b****: one whom I
will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
the least syllable of thy addition.

[fencergal33]

I did both and got:

Thou infectious scurvy-valiant malcontent!

but I really liked the one from the second link:

Sit thee on a spit thou incestuous hede-born flax-wench!