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Old 01-25-2006, 06:39 PM   #1
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Your best fencing-related pick-up line?

After the ever-classic, "Hey, baby, wanna see my epee?" what's your favorite fencing-related pick-up line?

... or turn-down, as the case may be.
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:40 PM   #2
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(And, no, "I'm Inquartata" doesn't count in either case.)
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:46 PM   #3
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You ought to get out of those wet fencing clothes... and into a dry martini
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:49 PM   #4
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You look absolutely stunning in those knickers. (and for later, you look even better out of them. )
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:15 PM   #5
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(To a foilist...)

You look like you have a little epeeist in you.

No?

Would you like to?
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:17 PM   #6
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im a little more straight foward...


I like your leon paul blades....wanna screw?
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:22 PM   #7
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Nothing like a man coming at you with a with a nice stiff epee….
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:23 PM   #8
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Bah!

You are all amateurs.

Try this:

"I just got my new Visa Platinum card today, want to visit the Leon Paul website with me?"

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Old 01-25-2006, 07:38 PM   #9
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:47 PM   #10
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Awwww.....It looks like you've got some nasty bruises from fencing epee.....why don't you come home with me so I can look for more with my tongue?

(Lame, I know, but I couldn't come up with any!)
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:47 PM   #11
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nothing grand...

"Care for some light sparring?"

"Wanna go bend my weapon?"

Something a sabreur would say:

"Whoever screams the loudest wins."

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My pork sword is ready for some action if this works, I'll be bloody surprised
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Awwww.....It looks like you've got some nasty bruises from fencing epee.....why don't you come home with me so I can look for more with my tongue?

(Lame, I know, but I couldn't come up with any!)

Sounds highly effective to me I need get this rehab done quickly, lol
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To a non-epeeist:

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