01-25-2006, 05:39 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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| Your best fencing-related pick-up line?
After the ever-classic, "Hey, baby, wanna see my epee?" what's your favorite fencing-related pick-up line?
... or turn-down, as the case may be. 
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01-25-2006, 05:40 PM
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| (And, no, "I'm Inquartata" doesn't count in either case.)
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01-25-2006, 05:46 PM
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| You ought to get out of those wet fencing clothes... and into a dry martini
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01-25-2006, 05:49 PM
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| You look absolutely stunning in those knickers.  (and for later, you look even better out of them.  )
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01-25-2006, 06:15 PM
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#5 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
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| (To a foilist...)
You look like you have a little epeeist in you.
No?
Would you like to?
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01-25-2006, 06:17 PM
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#6 | | Senior Member
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| im a little more straight foward...
I like your leon paul blades....wanna screw?
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01-25-2006, 06:22 PM
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#7 | | Senior Member
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| Nothing like a man coming at you with a with a nice stiff epee….
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01-25-2006, 06:23 PM
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#8 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Mid-West USA
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| Bah!
You are all amateurs.
Try this:
"I just got my new Visa Platinum card today, want to visit the Leon Paul website with me?"
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01-25-2006, 06:38 PM
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#9 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
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| "You wanna go back to my place and practice thrusting?"
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01-25-2006, 06:47 PM
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| Awwww.....It looks like you've got some nasty bruises from fencing epee.....why don't you come home with me so I can look for more with my tongue?
(Lame, I know, but I couldn't come up with any!) | |
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01-25-2006, 06:47 PM
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#11 | | Senior Member
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| nothing grand...
"Care for some light sparring?"
"Wanna go bend my weapon?"
Something a sabreur would say:
"Whoever screams the loudest wins."
-Da Mose
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01-25-2006, 07:21 PM
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| My pork sword is ready for some action if this works, I'll be bloody surprised
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01-25-2006, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 Awwww.....It looks like you've got some nasty bruises from fencing epee.....why don't you come home with me so I can look for more with my tongue?
(Lame, I know, but I couldn't come up with any!) |
Sounds highly effective to me I need get this rehab done quickly, lol
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01-25-2006, 07:51 PM
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#14 | | Senior Member
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| To a non-epeeist:
I touch all over.
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01-25-2006, 07:59 PM
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#15 | | Member
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| (With blade in hand)
Give me your purse!
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01-25-2006, 08:53 PM
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#16 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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01-25-2006, 10:17 PM
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#17 | | Senior Member
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| "oh, so, you fence for umass?"
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01-25-2006, 11:01 PM
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#18 | | I am a man... A MEGA MAN!
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| (Not creative but actually happened)
"Ahh, I remember you from the coaching clinic, we should go hang out."
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01-25-2006, 11:29 PM
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#19 | | Senior Member
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| "You just won my heart, 15-0."
"Your fleche excites me. ... No! Not that; I meant I like to watch the way you move. Strip-wise. ... Athletically! Fencing! Double-touches and such! ... That didn't sound right either..."
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01-25-2006, 11:31 PM
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| "Nice weapon. You're not one of them screwless people, are you?"
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