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  1. 01-25-2006 06:39 PM #1
    Sciurus-Rex
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    Your best fencing-related pick-up line?

    After the ever-classic, "Hey, baby, wanna see my epee?" what's your favorite fencing-related pick-up line?

    ... or turn-down, as the case may be.
    "Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?" - Zod
  2. 01-25-2006 06:40 PM #2
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    (And, no, "I'm Inquartata" doesn't count in either case.)
    "Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?" - Zod
  3. 01-25-2006 06:46 PM #3
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  4. 01-25-2006 06:49 PM #4
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    You look absolutely stunning in those knickers. (and for later, you look even better out of them. )
    If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
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  5. 01-25-2006 07:15 PM #5
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    (To a foilist...)

    You look like you have a little epeeist in you.

    No?

    Would you like to?
    One test is worth a thousand opinions.
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  6. 01-25-2006 07:17 PM #6
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    im a little more straight foward...


    I like your leon paul blades....wanna screw?
    Only thing dirtier than a sabreist, is an epeeist in bed.

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  7. 01-25-2006 07:22 PM #7
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    Nothing like a man coming at you with a with a nice stiff epee….
    Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
    The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar
  8. 01-25-2006 07:23 PM #8
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    Bah!

    You are all amateurs.

    Try this:

    "I just got my new Visa Platinum card today, want to visit the Leon Paul website with me?"

    Regards,
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  9. 01-25-2006 07:38 PM #9
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    "You wanna go back to my place and practice thrusting?"
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  10. 01-25-2006 07:47 PM #10
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    Awwww.....It looks like you've got some nasty bruises from fencing epee.....why don't you come home with me so I can look for more with my tongue?

    (Lame, I know, but I couldn't come up with any!)
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  11. 01-25-2006 07:47 PM #11
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    nothing grand...

    "Care for some light sparring?"

    "Wanna go bend my weapon?"

    Something a sabreur would say:

    "Whoever screams the loudest wins."

    -Da Mose
    "I refuse to be a sexy victim of history!"
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  12. 01-25-2006 08:21 PM #12
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    My pork sword is ready for some action if this works, I'll be bloody surprised
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    Quote Originally Posted by fencergal33
    Awwww.....It looks like you've got some nasty bruises from fencing epee.....why don't you come home with me so I can look for more with my tongue?

    (Lame, I know, but I couldn't come up with any!)

    Sounds highly effective to me I need get this rehab done quickly, lol
    Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...

    Looking for a certain Striptease......
  14. 01-25-2006 08:51 PM #14
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    To a non-epeeist:

    I touch all over.
    A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
  15. 01-25-2006 08:59 PM #15
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    (With blade in hand)
    Give me your purse!
    ...
    What are we picking up again?
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    (Not creative but actually happened)

    "Ahh, I remember you from the coaching clinic, we should go hang out."
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  19. 01-26-2006 12:29 AM #19
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    "You just won my heart, 15-0."

    "Your fleche excites me. ... No! Not that; I meant I like to watch the way you move. Strip-wise. ... Athletically! Fencing! Double-touches and such! ... That didn't sound right either..."
    "Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?" - Zod
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    "Nice weapon. You're not one of them screwless people, are you?"
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