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Array Your best fencing-related pick-up line? After the ever-classic, "Hey, baby, wanna see my epee?" what's your favorite fencing-related pick-up line?
... or turn-down, as the case may be. "Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?" - Zod -
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Array (And, no, "I'm Inquartata" doesn't count in either case.) "Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?" - Zod -
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Array You ought to get out of those wet fencing clothes... and into a dry martini Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar -
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Array (To a foilist...)
You look like you have a little epeeist in you.
No?
Would you like to? One test is worth a thousand opinions. I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken. -
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Array im a little more straight foward...
I like your leon paul blades....wanna screw? Only thing dirtier than a sabreist, is an epeeist in bed.
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Array Nothing like a man coming at you with a with a nice stiff epee…. Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar -
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Array Bah!
You are all amateurs.
Try this:
"I just got my new Visa Platinum card today, want to visit the Leon Paul website with me?"
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Array "You wanna go back to my place and practice thrusting?" Fencing T-shirts available at Off-The-Piste Wear **New designs** including f.net themed designs for easy recognition of fellow f.netters at tournaments! -
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Array Awwww.....It looks like you've got some nasty bruises from fencing epee.....why don't you come home with me so I can look for more with my tongue?
(Lame, I know, but I couldn't come up with any!) -
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Array nothing grand... "Care for some light sparring?"
"Wanna go bend my weapon?"
Something a sabreur would say:
"Whoever screams the loudest wins."
-Da Mose "I refuse to be a sexy victim of history!"
-Red Robot C-63
"My pleasure, inferior one."
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Array My pork sword is ready for some action if this works, I'll be bloody surprised The Stalwart Panda
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Array  Originally Posted by fencergal33 Awwww.....It looks like you've got some nasty bruises from fencing epee.....why don't you come home with me so I can look for more with my tongue?
(Lame, I know, but I couldn't come up with any!)
Sounds highly effective to me I need get this rehab done quickly, lol Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...
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Array To a non-epeeist:
I touch all over. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." -
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Array (With blade in hand)
Give me your purse!
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What are we picking up again? -
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Array "You're on deck, strip #12336...oh, wait, that's my room number." -
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Array "oh, so, you fence for umass?" -
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Array (Not creative but actually happened)
"Ahh, I remember you from the coaching clinic, we should go hang out." RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
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Array "You just won my heart, 15-0."
"Your fleche excites me. ... No! Not that; I meant I like to watch the way you move. Strip-wise. ... Athletically! Fencing! Double-touches and such! ... That didn't sound right either..." "Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?" - Zod -
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