#1 Senior Member
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Your best fencing-related pick-up line?
After the ever-classic,
"Hey, baby, wanna see my epee?" what's your favorite fencing-related pick-up line?
... or turn-down, as the case may be.
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And now for this message...
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(And, no, "I'm Inquartata" doesn't count in either case.)
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You ought to get out of those wet fencing clothes... and into a dry martini
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You look absolutely stunning in those knickers.
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(To a foilist...)
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im a little more straight foward...
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Nothing like a man coming at you with a with a nice stiff epee….
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Bah!
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"You wanna go back to my place and practice thrusting?"
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Awwww.....It looks like you've got some nasty bruises from fencing epee.....why don't you come home with me so I can look for more with my tongue?
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nothing grand...
"Care for some light sparring?"
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My pork sword is ready for some action if this works, I'll be bloody surprised
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fencergal33
Awwww.....It looks like you've got some nasty bruises from fencing epee.....why don't you come home with me so I can look for more with my tongue?
Sounds highly effective to me
I need get this rehab done quickly, lol
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To a non-epeeist:
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(With blade in hand)
Give me your purse!
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What are we picking up again?
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"You're on deck, strip #12336...oh, wait, that's my room number."
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"oh, so, you fence for umass ?"
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(Not creative but actually happened)
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"You just won my heart, 15-0."
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"Nice weapon. You're not one of them screwless people, are you?"
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