Your best fencing-related pick-up line?

[Sciurus-Rex]

Put-down lines:

"I'm sorry, but I just watched you fence."

"Perhaps you should spend more time sanding the rust off your (ahem) epee."

"You're funny! And you don't even fence sabre, do you?"

"Oooh, sorry -- attack fails to reach target. No touch."

"I'll consider it ... if you promise to wear your fencing mask."

"Dude, you just parried yourself."

"Black card."

[Aqua_volans]

i will pawn your head for gold.

[Sciurus-Rex]

Response to a horrifically bad pick-up line:
"You need to pull up your socks."
And as soon as the smooth operator looks down, his targeted hottie runs away.

[fencerbill]

Would you like to join me in a little clothing-optional corps à corps?

Best I have seen.

[ToeSmasher]

Advance towards me please... no, no, don't retreat... gooood... now let me thrust and touch you.

[Aqua_volans]

a relly good put-off line " i will pawn your head for gold, even though its not even worth one ounce of it."

[jBirch]

A couple more:

"Epeeists do it longer with deeper penetration".

"On strip, off piste, a true swordsman never lies"

"Let me give you some swordsmanship lessons"

"Penetration is the name of the game."

"Betcha can't get a touch through my guard"

From the girls:

"There's a rust stain on my breeches. Could you help me out here?"

"Whoops! These socks keep falling down. I'll just reach down and pull them back up again..."

<before the tourny> I wonder if I can add nipples to my chest protector...

Put down lines...:

"Oh! You were wearing one of those Xena armour thingies..."

"Funny how no fencer has a sheath for their sword."

"Whoah! You've got a weird curve there."

"You'd think that a swordsman wouldn't be so focussed on making the lights go on."

From an Iadoist:

"Wanna see how fast I can take it out?"

James.

[Black Jeebus]

From an Iadoist:

"Wanna see how fast I can take it out?"

That is f****** brilliant!

[rcmatthews]

Are you ready for your lesson?

Sabreurs do it to the hilt.

Fencers do it in 8 different positions (or however many parries you recognize)

[little_old_me]

Would you like to join me in a little clothing-optional corps à corps?

*Bows to the master*

[Louweasel]

A lot of these made me smile, but I'm ashamed to admit that it was the the "pork sword" one that made me laugh aloud...

And I am thankful most of you are the other side of the atlantic or i'd be a hopless slapper.

[bmcfencer]

(Not creative but actually happened)

"Ahh, I remember you from the coaching clinic, we should go hang out."

That was a PICK UP line? wow, I... hmmmmmm.

[fencergal33]

I know....I think it needs work too.

[RebelFencer]

*sighs* Silly me for forgetting that only serious responses are allowed in the water cooler.

[bmcfencer]

I know....I think it needs work too.

It's not that it needs work so much as it never occured to me to see it that way......hmmmm.....

Rebel............you okay laddie?

edit: ahhh of course. well, good luck to you.

[penguin_2000]

when done fencing a girl who screams during bout: "I think that was better for you than for me..." ok, ok, not really a pickup line, but it's an opener...

"wanna fence? I'll show you the best 3 minutes of your life." Variations of this could be used before or after the bout (or in between bouts )

[swordwench]

"wanna fence? I'll show you the best 3 minutes of your life."

I think I speak for ALL of the women of this board when I say...

that's not the most appealing thing you could propose.

3 minutes. (*wanders off, shaking her head in disgust...*)

[KD5MDK]

I think I speak for ALL of the women of this board when I say...

that's not the most appealing thing you could propose.

3 minutes. (*wanders off, shaking her head in disgust...*)

Ok then.

"Wanna fence? I'll show you the best Albuquerque of your life, 8am-midnight, plus afterparty."

[swordwench]

Ok then.

"Wanna fence? I'll show you the best Albuquerque of your life, 8am-midnight, plus afterparty."

Now, THERE's a person with staying power. Er, stamina. Umm, yeah - that sounds better.

Except that thing about having to go to Albuquerque.

[penguin_2000]

I think I speak for ALL of the women of this board when I say...

that's not the most appealing thing you could propose.

3 minutes. (*wanders off, shaking her head in disgust...*)

helps to have a good sense of humor