01-26-2006, 08:39 PM
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| Put-down lines:
"I'm sorry, but I just watched you fence."
"Perhaps you should spend more time sanding the rust off your (ahem) epee."
"You're funny! And you don't even fence sabre, do you?"
"Oooh, sorry -- attack fails to reach target. No touch."
"I'll consider it ... if you promise to wear your fencing mask."
"Dude, you just parried yourself."
"Black card."
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01-27-2006, 11:44 AM
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#42 | | Senior Member
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| i will pawn your head for gold.
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01-27-2006, 12:52 PM
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#43 | | Senior Member
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| Response to a horrifically bad pick-up line:
"You need to pull up your socks."
And as soon as the smooth operator looks down, his targeted hottie runs away.
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01-27-2006, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by parrythis Would you like to join me in a little clothing-optional corps à corps? | Best I have seen.
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01-27-2006, 02:38 PM
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| Advance towards me please... no, no, don't retreat... gooood... now let me thrust and touch you. | |
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01-27-2006, 11:40 PM
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#46 | | Senior Member
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| a relly good put-off line " i will pawn your head for gold, even though its not even worth one ounce of it."
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02-01-2006, 07:11 PM
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| A couple more:
"Epeeists do it longer with deeper penetration".
"On strip, off piste, a true swordsman never lies"
"Let me give you some swordsmanship lessons"
"Penetration is the name of the game."
"Betcha can't get a touch through my guard"
From the girls:
"There's a rust stain on my breeches. Could you help me out here?"
"Whoops! These socks keep falling down. I'll just reach down and pull them back up again..."
<before the tourny> I wonder if I can add nipples to my chest protector...
Put down lines...:
"Oh! You were wearing one of those Xena armour thingies..."
"Funny how no fencer has a sheath for their sword."
"Whoah! You've got a weird curve there."
"You'd think that a swordsman wouldn't be so focussed on making the lights go on."
From an Iadoist:
"Wanna see how fast I can take it out?"
James.
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02-01-2006, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by jBirch From an Iadoist:
"Wanna see how fast I can take it out?" | That is f****** brilliant!
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02-02-2006, 01:51 AM
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#49 | | Senior Member
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| Are you ready for your lesson?
Sabreurs do it to the hilt.
Fencers do it in 8 different positions (or however many parries you recognize)
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02-20-2006, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by parrythis Would you like to join me in a little clothing-optional corps à corps? | *Bows to the master* | |
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02-20-2006, 11:55 AM
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#51 | | Senior Member
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| A lot of these made me smile, but I'm ashamed to admit that it was the the "pork sword" one that made me laugh aloud...
And I am thankful most of you are the other side of the atlantic or i'd be a hopless slapper.
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02-20-2006, 01:27 PM
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#52 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by RebelFencer (Not creative but actually happened)
"Ahh, I remember you from the coaching clinic, we should go hang out." | That was a PICK UP line? wow, I... hmmmmmm.
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Mais que diable allait-il faire,
Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?. . .
I am not yet so short that I cannot reach thine eyes!
"Just for the taste of sabre"
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02-20-2006, 03:15 PM
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#53 | | Senior Member
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| I know....I think it needs work too.  | |
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02-20-2006, 03:50 PM
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#54 | | Senior Member
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| *sighs* Silly me for forgetting that only serious responses are allowed in the water cooler.
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02-20-2006, 04:21 PM
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#55 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 I know....I think it needs work too. | It's not that it needs work so much as it never occured to me to see it that way......hmmmm.....
Rebel.....  .......you okay laddie?
edit: ahhh of course. well, good luck to you.
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Mais que diable allait-il faire,
Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?. . .
I am not yet so short that I cannot reach thine eyes!
"Just for the taste of sabre"
Last edited by bmcfencer; 02-21-2006 at 01:47 PM.
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02-20-2006, 07:17 PM
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#56 | | Senior Member
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| when done fencing a girl who screams during bout: "I think that was better for you than for me..." ok, ok, not really a pickup line, but it's an opener...
"wanna fence? I'll show you the best 3 minutes of your life." Variations of this could be used before or after the bout (or in between bouts   )
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02-21-2006, 11:44 AM
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#57 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by penguin_2000 "wanna fence? I'll show you the best 3 minutes of your life." | I think I speak for ALL of the women of this board when I say... that's not the most appealing thing you could propose.
3 minutes. (*wanders off, shaking her head in disgust...*)
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02-21-2006, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by swordwench I think I speak for ALL of the women of this board when I say...
that's not the most appealing thing you could propose.
3 minutes. (*wanders off, shaking her head in disgust...*) | Ok then.
"Wanna fence? I'll show you the best Albuquerque of your life, 8am-midnight, plus afterparty." | |
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02-21-2006, 05:11 PM
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#59 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by KD5MDK Ok then.
"Wanna fence? I'll show you the best Albuquerque of your life, 8am-midnight, plus afterparty." | Now, THERE's a person with staying power. Er, stamina. Umm, yeah - that sounds better.
Except that thing about having to go to Albuquerque.
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02-21-2006, 05:13 PM
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#60 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by swordwench I think I speak for ALL of the women of this board when I say...
that's not the most appealing thing you could propose.
3 minutes. (*wanders off, shaking her head in disgust...*) | helps to have a good sense of humor
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