Your best fencing-related pick-up line?

[RebelFencer]

"You just won my heart, 15-0."

Winner.

[trazom]

Sometimes the simplest works best:

"Wanna get a beer?"

[TrainingDummy]

"Have I shown you my 'French grip'?" or "Sweetheart, I'll make you escrime."

[CoiledSnake]

(While twitching)

"I STABBED A MAN IN THE HEART! ARE YOU WALKING SOMEPLACE ALONE LATER ON?!!!"

[EpeeBunney]

Are thouse regulation knickers? Would you mind if i have a look?


Of course it depends on which side of the pond your on...

[telkanuru]

Breast protector check!

[pigeonmeister]

How about 'Fencers last a maximum of 9 minutes, and only then with 2 breaks'

Oh wait.....

[KD5MDK]

don't forget the priority minute, although if you're still tied by then the odds of the guy winning are poor, I should think.

[pigeonmeister]

don't forget the priority minute, although if you're still tied by then the odds of the guy winning are poor, I should think.

OK how about: 'Im an epeeist, fancy ending on a simulataneous hit?'

[latenight]

My number one rule is never stop fencing until the box goes off.

[Gav]

I should see you en fleche.

or

You should see me en fleche.

[Fencergrl]

Is that a weight tester in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

[RITFencing]

My beats and binds are impossible to resist.

[parrythis]

Would you like to join me in a little clothing-optional corps à corps?

[sabreur]

Touching counts.

I'd like to penetrate your guard.

You know, a good sabreur has a quick light hand...

I've got a great remise, reprise AND redoublement.

I have the tempo to touch you.

Foilists and epeeist only use the tip--sabreurs use the whole blade....

How 'bout some long, slow, wet infighting that lasts three days? (w/ apologies to Bull Durham).

But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."

[fencergal33]

How about....

"You know I'm only screwless on the strip..."

[MyrddinsPrecint]

But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."

we're working on putting all of our shirts on cafepress.

there'll be a thread once we accomplish this.......

[needle]

Would you like to weight-test my tip?

I like your mask. Do you know where it would look best? ... Next to my bed in the morning...

[TrainingDummy]

"Go ahead, attack me low-line."

[PerfectKnight42]

You know, a good sabreur has a quick light hand...

I've got a great remise, reprise AND redoublement.

Foilists and epeeist only use the tip--sabreurs use the whole blade....

How 'bout some long, slow, wet infighting that lasts three days? (w/ apologies to Bull Durham).

But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."

you own my soul