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    Quote Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex
    "You just won my heart, 15-0."
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    Sometimes the simplest works best:

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    "Have I shown you my 'French grip'?" or "Sweetheart, I'll make you escrime."
    The pen may be mightier than the sword, but why pick just one?

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    (While twitching)

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    Are thouse regulation knickers? Would you mind if i have a look?


    Of course it depends on which side of the pond your on...
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    Breast protector check!
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    How about 'Fencers last a maximum of 9 minutes, and only then with 2 breaks'

    Oh wait.....
    "There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots"

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    don't forget the priority minute, although if you're still tied by then the odds of the guy winning are poor, I should think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KD5MDK
    don't forget the priority minute, although if you're still tied by then the odds of the guy winning are poor, I should think.
    OK how about: 'Im an epeeist, fancy ending on a simulataneous hit?'
    "There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots"

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    My number one rule is never stop fencing until the box goes off.
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    Looking for a certain Striptease......

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    I should see you en fleche.

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    You should see me en fleche.

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    Is that a weight tester in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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    My beats and binds are impossible to resist.
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    Would you like to join me in a little clothing-optional corps à corps?
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    Touching counts.

    I'd like to penetrate your guard.

    You know, a good sabreur has a quick light hand...

    I've got a great remise, reprise AND redoublement.

    I have the tempo to touch you.

    Foilists and epeeist only use the tip--sabreurs use the whole blade....

    How 'bout some long, slow, wet infighting that lasts three days? (w/ apologies to Bull Durham).

    But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    How about....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur
    But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."

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    Would you like to weight-test my tip?

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    "Go ahead, attack me low-line."
    The pen may be mightier than the sword, but why pick just one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur
    You know, a good sabreur has a quick light hand...

    I've got a great remise, reprise AND redoublement.

    Foilists and epeeist only use the tip--sabreurs use the whole blade....

    How 'bout some long, slow, wet infighting that lasts three days? (w/ apologies to Bull Durham).

    But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."
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