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Old 01-26-2006, 12:41 AM   #21
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"You just won my heart, 15-0."
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How about 'Fencers last a maximum of 9 minutes, and only then with 2 breaks'

Oh wait.....
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don't forget the priority minute, although if you're still tied by then the odds of the guy winning are poor, I should think.
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don't forget the priority minute, although if you're still tied by then the odds of the guy winning are poor, I should think.
OK how about: 'Im an epeeist, fancy ending on a simulataneous hit?'
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Touching counts.

I'd like to penetrate your guard.

You know, a good sabreur has a quick light hand...

I've got a great remise, reprise AND redoublement.

I have the tempo to touch you.

Foilists and epeeist only use the tip--sabreurs use the whole blade....

How 'bout some long, slow, wet infighting that lasts three days? (w/ apologies to Bull Durham).

But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."
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How about....

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But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."

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there'll be a thread once we accomplish this.......
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You know, a good sabreur has a quick light hand...

I've got a great remise, reprise AND redoublement.

Foilists and epeeist only use the tip--sabreurs use the whole blade....

How 'bout some long, slow, wet infighting that lasts three days? (w/ apologies to Bull Durham).

But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."
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