01-26-2006, 12:41 AM
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#21 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex "You just won my heart, 15-0." | Winner.
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"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
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01-26-2006, 01:04 AM
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#22 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: East Coast
Posts: 233
| Sometimes the simplest works best:
"Wanna get a beer?" | |
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01-26-2006, 01:30 AM
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#23 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Columbus, OH
Posts: 594
| "Have I shown you my 'French grip'?" or "Sweetheart, I'll make you escrime."
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The pen may be mightier than the sword, but why pick just one?
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01-26-2006, 02:55 AM
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#24 | | Just Joined
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: WCU
Posts: 12
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"I STABBED A MAN IN THE HEART! ARE YOU WALKING SOMEPLACE ALONE LATER ON?!!!"
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01-26-2006, 07:58 AM
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#25 | | Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: UK
Posts: 47
| Are thouse regulation knickers? Would you mind if i have a look?
Of course it depends on which side of the pond your on...
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Wanting to escape from the lab.
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01-26-2006, 09:23 AM
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#26 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 4,854
| Breast protector check! | |
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01-26-2006, 10:22 AM
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#27 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Birmingham UK
Posts: 849
| How about 'Fencers last a maximum of 9 minutes, and only then with 2 breaks'
Oh wait.....
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01-26-2006, 10:56 AM
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#28 | | Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 10,174
| don't forget the priority minute, although if you're still tied by then the odds of the guy winning are poor, I should think. | |
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01-26-2006, 11:27 AM
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#29 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Birmingham UK
Posts: 849
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Originally Posted by KD5MDK don't forget the priority minute, although if you're still tied by then the odds of the guy winning are poor, I should think. | OK how about : 'Im an epeeist, fancy ending on a simulataneous hit?'
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01-26-2006, 11:31 AM
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#30 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
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| My number one rule is never stop fencing until the box goes off. | |
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01-26-2006, 11:33 AM
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#31 | | Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Scotland
Posts: 4,630
| I should see you en fleche.
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You should see me en fleche. | |
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01-26-2006, 12:23 PM
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#32 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 8,913
| Is that a weight tester in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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01-26-2006, 12:51 PM
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#33 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,655
| My beats and binds are impossible to resist.
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"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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01-26-2006, 03:38 PM
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#34 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
Posts: 2,300
| Would you like to join me in a little clothing-optional corps à corps?
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I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo | |
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01-26-2006, 04:52 PM
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#35 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
Posts: 5,452
| Touching counts.
I'd like to penetrate your guard.
You know, a good sabreur has a quick light hand...
I've got a great remise, reprise AND redoublement.
I have the tempo to touch you.
Foilists and epeeist only use the tip--sabreurs use the whole blade....
How 'bout some long, slow, wet infighting that lasts three days? (w/ apologies to Bull Durham).
But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."
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01-26-2006, 05:30 PM
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#36 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
Posts: 2,501
| How about....
"You know I'm only screwless on the strip..." | |
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01-26-2006, 06:13 PM
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#37 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003 Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 4,411
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Originally Posted by sabreur But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage." |
we're working on putting all of our shirts on cafepress.
there'll be a thread once we accomplish this.......
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01-26-2006, 08:28 PM
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#38 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: right here, on your screen
Posts: 1,663
| Would you like to weight-test my tip?
I like your mask. Do you know where it would look best? ... Next to my bed in the morning...
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01-26-2006, 08:32 PM
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#39 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Columbus, OH
Posts: 594
| "Go ahead, attack me low-line."
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The pen may be mightier than the sword, but why pick just one?
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01-26-2006, 08:34 PM
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#40 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by sabreur You know, a good sabreur has a quick light hand...
I've got a great remise, reprise AND redoublement.
Foilists and epeeist only use the tip--sabreurs use the whole blade....
How 'bout some long, slow, wet infighting that lasts three days? (w/ apologies to Bull Durham).
But basically, fencing doesn't lend itself to pick-up lines--I'm still partial to the "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage." | you own my soul
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