01-26-2006, 05:18 PM
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#41 | | Fencing Expert
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| Midgets, people. Midgets. 
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We're no threat, people, we're not dirty, we're not mean
We love everybody but we do as we please
When the weather's fine,
We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
We're always happy
Life's for livin', yeah, that's our philosophy
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01-26-2006, 05:32 PM
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#42 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
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| Five of them. And a lawn gnome, a box of jelly donuts, a live donkey and 40 gallons of sour cream.
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01-26-2006, 05:52 PM
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#43 | | Fencing Expert
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Originally Posted by RITFencing Five of them. And a lawn gnome, a box of jelly donuts, a live donkey and 40 gallons of sour cream. | Eugh! Thas' nasty.
Balls nasty.
(OK who gets the reference?)
Sour cream?
Foul, foul stuff..
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We're no threat, people, we're not dirty, we're not mean
We love everybody but we do as we please
When the weather's fine,
We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
We're always happy
Life's for livin', yeah, that's our philosophy
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01-26-2006, 06:17 PM
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#44 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003 Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 4,461
| or maybe they have a locked, hidden dungeon for "adult time" and then the rest of the house where the kids are allowed..........
KD5MDK-- porn doesn't do all that much for me.
now, if you had some NC17 fanfic involving FIE gear...........
(i would ask you when you hacked into my computer)
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01-26-2006, 06:25 PM
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#45 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by achilleus Eugh! Thas' nasty.
Balls nasty.
(OK who gets the reference?) | 'The Dark Knight Returns'?
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01-26-2006, 07:52 PM
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#46 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
Posts: 2,501
| You know....I did see fencing in a porn movie once, but there was no bdsm.....just 2 girl fencing epee incorrectly. *sigh* | |
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01-26-2006, 08:05 PM
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#47 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa
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| sounds horribly painful and slightly.... HEY I SAW THAT ONE
lol, just kidding.
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01-26-2006, 09:51 PM
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#48 | | Senior Member
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| It was actually kind of funny.....I found it by accident in a hotel room once... | |
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01-26-2006, 10:04 PM
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#49 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 702
| O.O
I'd REALLY check to see if the sheets were clean at that point....
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01-26-2006, 10:52 PM
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#50 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
Posts: 4,196
| Honey, let's start the foreplay. Do you remember the safety word. Great! Let's just go through the checklist one more time: - Leather restraints -- check
- 18v Power Drill -- check
- In line skates -- check
- SCHUMACHER DUAL RATE BATTERY CHARGER 6/12 VOLT. -- Double Check!
Hey?! Where'd that professional women's fencing mask go? You sold it on eBay? Oh well, I guess you can just dress up as a gymnast again...
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01-26-2006, 11:36 PM
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#51 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: East Coast
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Originally Posted by esskreemr Hey?! Where'd that professional women's fencing mask go? You sold it on eBay? Oh well, I guess you can just dress up as a gymnast again... | What about the ski? Maybe one's supposed to be Picabo Street or Bode Miller? And a fencing mask was cheaper than a ski helmet? | |
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01-27-2006, 01:54 AM
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#52 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by esskreemr Honey, let's start the foreplay. Do you remember the safety word. Great! Let's just go through the checklist one more time: - Leather restraints -- check
- 18v Power Drill -- check
- In line skates -- check
- SCHUMACHER DUAL RATE BATTERY CHARGER 6/12 VOLT. -- Double Check!
Hey?! Where'd that professional women's fencing mask go? You sold it on eBay? Oh well, I guess you can just dress up as a gymnast again... |
............ if you have to check to see if your bdsm partner remembers the safe word, either you're really really inept bdsm-ers, or your partner has alzheimers.
......... can you legally consent to sex if you have alzheimers?
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01-27-2006, 12:10 PM
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#53 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| Everytime you hop into bed it'll be like the first time.... 
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01-27-2006, 12:18 PM
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#54 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
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Originally Posted by MyrddinsPrecint can you legally consent to sex if you have alzheimers? | Sure.
What was the question?
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01-27-2006, 12:57 PM
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#55 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The City of Roses
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| Personally, I think Mr. Epee is the seller and he is just attempting to get more people to look at his Ebay items in hopes of finding a buyer.
Where there's a whip *crack*
there's a way
Where there's a whip *crack*
there's a way
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01-27-2006, 01:04 PM
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#56 | | ǝlpoou
Join Date: Feb 2003
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| anyone who's ever posted their AIM screen name on here knows that there's at least one person out there who has a fencing fetish. | |
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01-27-2006, 01:54 PM
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#57 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
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Originally Posted by noodle anyone who's ever posted their AIM screen name on here knows that there's at least one person out there who has a fencing fetish. |
That is scarily true.....
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01-27-2006, 02:55 PM
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#58 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
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| I've talked to that guy too! Very creepy! I had to block him after about 2 days. | |
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01-27-2006, 03:23 PM
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#59 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,693
| I must've missed out on whomever it was. Is there a name I should add to my block list prematurely?
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"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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01-27-2006, 03:26 PM
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#60 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
Posts: 2,501
| I can't remember what his screen name was now, as this was over a year ago.....
When I get home tonight and I can get into my AOL, I'll try to send it to you. 
You aren't from around here, so he probably won't bother you, but you can never be too careful... | |
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