Fencing Fetish?

[achilleus]

Midgets, people. Midgets.

[RITFencing]

Five of them. And a lawn gnome, a box of jelly donuts, a live donkey and 40 gallons of sour cream.

[achilleus]

Five of them. And a lawn gnome, a box of jelly donuts, a live donkey and 40 gallons of sour cream.

Eugh! Thas' nasty.
Balls nasty.
(OK who gets the reference?)



Sour cream?
Foul, foul stuff..

[MyrddinsPrecint]

or maybe they have a locked, hidden dungeon for "adult time" and then the rest of the house where the kids are allowed..........

KD5MDK-- porn doesn't do all that much for me.

now, if you had some NC17 fanfic involving FIE gear...........

(i would ask you when you hacked into my computer)

[Goofy]

Eugh! Thas' nasty.
Balls nasty.
(OK who gets the reference?)

'The Dark Knight Returns'?

[fencergal33]

You know....I did see fencing in a porn movie once, but there was no bdsm.....just 2 girl fencing epee incorrectly. *sigh*

[PerfectKnight42]

sounds horribly painful and slightly.... HEY I SAW THAT ONE

lol, just kidding.

[fencergal33]

It was actually kind of funny.....I found it by accident in a hotel room once...

[Dmitrivna]

O.O

I'd REALLY check to see if the sheets were clean at that point....

[esskreemr]

Honey, let's start the foreplay. Do you remember the safety word. Great! Let's just go through the checklist one more time:

• Leather restraints -- check
• 18v Power Drill -- check
• In line skates -- check
• SCHUMACHER DUAL RATE BATTERY CHARGER 6/12 VOLT. -- Double Check!

Hey?! Where'd that professional women's fencing mask go? You sold it on eBay? Oh well, I guess you can just dress up as a gymnast again...

[trazom]

Hey?! Where'd that professional women's fencing mask go? You sold it on eBay? Oh well, I guess you can just dress up as a gymnast again...

What about the ski? Maybe one's supposed to be Picabo Street or Bode Miller? And a fencing mask was cheaper than a ski helmet?

[MyrddinsPrecint]

Honey, let's start the foreplay. Do you remember the safety word. Great! Let's just go through the checklist one more time:

• Leather restraints -- check
• 18v Power Drill -- check
• In line skates -- check
• SCHUMACHER DUAL RATE BATTERY CHARGER 6/12 VOLT. -- Double Check!

Hey?! Where'd that professional women's fencing mask go? You sold it on eBay? Oh well, I guess you can just dress up as a gymnast again...

............ if you have to check to see if your bdsm partner remembers the safe word, either you're really really inept bdsm-ers, or your partner has alzheimers.


......... can you legally consent to sex if you have alzheimers?

[Fencergrl]

Everytime you hop into bed it'll be like the first time....

[parrythis]

can you legally consent to sex if you have alzheimers?

Sure.

What was the question?

[Elemental]

Personally, I think Mr. Epee is the seller and he is just attempting to get more people to look at his Ebay items in hopes of finding a buyer.

Where there's a whip *crack*
there's a way
Where there's a whip *crack*
there's a way

[noodle]

anyone who's ever posted their AIM screen name on here knows that there's at least one person out there who has a fencing fetish.

[latenight]

anyone who's ever posted their AIM screen name on here knows that there's at least one person out there who has a fencing fetish.

That is scarily true.....

[fencergal33]

I've talked to that guy too! Very creepy! I had to block him after about 2 days.

[RITFencing]

I must've missed out on whomever it was. Is there a name I should add to my block list prematurely?

[fencergal33]

I can't remember what his screen name was now, as this was over a year ago.....

When I get home tonight and I can get into my AOL, I'll try to send it to you.

You aren't from around here, so he probably won't bother you, but you can never be too careful...