Fencing Fetish?

[Fencergrl]

You know, that's actually a really great price on that... er, DEWALT. Yeah, DeWalt. Good drills, those.

I can definitely see a connection between the two different drills and the OTHER items for sale, but the fencing mask is weirding me out. I've never experienced anything that would require that level or protection - in mesh. Now, maybe the newer Lexan ones... I could see that...

Anyway, it's 11:00. Do you know where YOUR safe word is?

Okay... now you're scaring me S'wench if you can see the connection between the drills and the other items.... now where did I put my safe word??? Oh there is is... DUCK!

Edit... I'm even more weirded out by FG33 stalking me through the same threads.

[latenight]

Okay... now you're scaring me S'wench if you can see the connection between the drills and the other items.... now where did I put my safe word??? Oh there is is... DUCK!

Edit... I'm even more weirded out by FG33 stalking me through the same threads.

Quack.....

[KD5MDK]

You know, that's actually a really great price on that... er, DEWALT. Yeah, DeWalt. Good drills, those.

I can definitely see a connection between the two different drills and the OTHER items for sale, but the fencing mask is weirding me out. I've never experienced anything that would require that level or protection - in mesh. Now, maybe the newer Lexan ones... I could see that...

Anyway, it's 11:00. Do you know where YOUR safe word is?

The only thing that comes to mind is flogging.

[MyrddinsPrecint]

Anyway, it's 11:00. Do you know where YOUR safe word is?

yes, yes i do.

........ what, you expected to find out what it was?


............ there are a few things i keep private. not many........ but a few.

[Zelda]

The only thing that comes to mind is flogging.

Fencing masks are probably better than other things to protect against flogging... and Dewalt drills have interesting uses. As for the rest....*wanders off whistling innocently*. Though that spiked dog collar is nice......

[Gav]

Z

One does not get flogged on the head, one gets flogged elsewhere. Unless you are into that sort of thing. I suppose a fencing mask would protect your face from a stray cat however, assuming it's your back that's being abused, it would offer no protection.

Typical woman - worried about your makeup.

[Zelda]

What makeup? I dunna wear makeup! And trust me, cats whip round......and who said you only whipped the back???

[Gav]

ok ok.

I never said flogged on the back - I said flogged elsewhere.

If you are being flogged on the front then I suppose wearing a mask would be useful. Not very attractive but certainly safe.

I shall amend my statement:

"Typical woman - always worried about how pretty you look."

[Zelda]

:-P Besides, any type of flogging be it with cat/flogger/whip there is inherent danger if not wielded properly.

[Gav]

Well, all you have to do is follow the correct safety procedure. If necessary contact the local Health and Safety officer to compile a risk assessment report.

[Zelda]

Very overrated as are Material data sheets.

[KD5MDK]

I suppose I should drag the Royal Navy in somehow...

anyway, I'm surprised at such a tiny response to my first post in this thread.

[pigeonmeister]

I suppose I should drag the Royal Navy in somehow...

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Would that be the qoute: "The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash."

Falsy attributed to Winston Churchill (although apparantely he wished he had said it!)

[KD5MDK]

Winnie didn't say a great many things, and I never bother to determine which of them were true. Certainly nothing beats his determination to split infinitives if told he couldn't: "That is one rule up with which I will not put."

[Go? Fencing?]

"That is one rule up with which I will not put."

Wasn't that referring to ending a sentence with a preposition?

[RITFencing]

Do I want to know why he's selling youth inline skates along with the rest of that?

Or is this one of those "I'll tell you when you're older" things?

[fencergal33]

Ick.......even if you're not into bdsm, you can respect that other people may have different interests than you. However, I think it's impossible to repect someone's interest being bdsm with youngins'. Just plain icky.

[Mr Epee]

The skates could fit on your hands...

(insert imagination)

[RITFencing]

(insert imagination)

I'd rather not, thank you!

[Mr Epee]

I'd rather not, thank you!

What? Holding out for something bigger - or just more extravagant?