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Old 01-24-2006, 03:19 PM   #1
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Title of the Book: "Basic Foil Fencing"

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/075...55855?n=283155


Basics of foil fencing I would suggest:
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

1) Use foils on the book's cover art
2) Not have left fencer wearing a sabre mask
3) Avoid a corp a corp (bell guard to mask) on your high prime over the shoulder riposte.
4) Avoid covering valid target area when performing the dreaded "Scorpion Riposte.

Just thought I would share a few suggestions. Perhaps the author plans to address these very issues within the book...
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Old 01-24-2006, 03:29 PM   #2
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Ummm....how about the guy getting hit is being hit in general foil target area?

This is so sad.....
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This is so sad.....[/quote]

Yes, but they're foilists - you were expecting logic??
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Basics of foil fencing I would suggest:
2) Not have left fencer wearing a sabre mask
...or use an épée...


Wow. Amazing how they got away with publishing that book.
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And it's already in its sixth edition!

One would think that someone along the line might have caught on to this.
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And it's already in its sixth edition!

One would think that someone along the line might have caught on to this.

and again.. their foilists.. what do you expect!
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I just can't believe the author approved it for publication.......wait.......foil fencer....'nuff said
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This is so sad.....
Yes, but they're foilists - you were expecting logic??

Well, it's not like they can publish a book on the Basics of epee fencing. It would be like three pages long. I mean, where the hell would one put the table of contents?
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Well, it's not like they can publish a book on the Basics of epee fencing. It would be like three pages long.
What? You mean:-

Page 1.) HIT

Page 2.) THE

Page 3.) BUGGERS
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You forgot the 3 chapters on the intricacies of bouncing.
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You forgot the 3 chapters on the intricacies of bouncing.
That's for the second book....
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Definately the second edition, featuring sabre fencers on the cover this time.
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Definately the second edition, featuring sabre fencers on the cover this time.
That wouldn't be the Basics of Sabre book by any chance? The one with only two pages?

Page 1.) RUN

Page 2.) SCREAM

And the promise of second volume on the art of staring at the director?
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That wouldn't be the Basics of Sabre book by any chance? The one with only two pages?

Page 1.) RUN

Page 2.) SCREAM

And the promise of second volume on the art of staring at the director?
You forgot

Page 3. WIN OLYMPIC MEDALS
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You forgot
Page 3. WIN OLYMPIC MEDALS
You really should read the errata accompanying the book. That text was placed there by mistake, copied from Basic Epee. In saber book it should read:
Page 3. BLAME THE STENCH FROM YOUR CLOTHES ON EPEE FENCERS
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