02-02-2006, 01:53 AM
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#141 | | Senior Member
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| Perhaps because you remind them of their mothers.
How come the Beatles are revered as they are? Were they really THAT amazing?
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02-02-2006, 02:04 AM
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#142 | | Question Game Queen
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| Yes.
How come there aren't more compilation albums of one-hit-wonder songs? | 
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02-02-2006, 04:43 AM
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#143 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,180
| Because quite frankly, a lot of today's music in general sucks, including the one hits.
How come the people that think of the children want to brainwash them into barney watching, bible reading zombies?
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02-02-2006, 10:32 AM
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#144 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
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| Because you have to have a license to drive a car, own a dog, and catch a fish, but not to become a parent.
How come I'm nervous for my interview? | |
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02-02-2006, 10:56 AM
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#145 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 Because you have to have a license to drive a car, own a dog, and catch a fish, but not to become a parent.
How come I'm nervous for my interview? |
Because you have doubts that you'll get it. If you will it, it will happen. Doubts are the destroyer's of dreams. 
How come i'm not ready for my trip to Vegas next week yet?
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02-02-2006, 12:23 PM
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#146 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| Because you're waiting to do everything last minute. Although if you were going to Duel in the Desert or to gamble on the Superbowl.... it would already be last minute.
Why was my yoga teacher so cruel last night and that I hurt more than from hours and hours of fencing?
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02-02-2006, 03:33 PM
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#147 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
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| Because yoga is all a giant prank on westerners to get our bodies into positions they have no business being in.
Why does Frank's Red Hot Sauce taste so good?
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02-02-2006, 11:45 PM
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#148 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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| it doesnt.
How come weve all started using "why"?
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02-02-2006, 11:54 PM
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#149 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,180
| Because people can't read! I thought we've covered this already. 
How come it's incredibly easy to get into an akward silence with a beautiful woman?
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Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
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02-03-2006, 01:13 AM
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#150 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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| b/c your brain shuts off and other body parts turn on. I'm just guessing here - I am female after all.
How come its so easy to get into akward silences with anyone you are attracted to whether you're male or female??
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- I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe | |
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02-03-2006, 01:15 AM
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#151 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Viva Nashvegas.
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| b/c you are so dazzled by their wonderfulness! It's a lovely feeling.
How come I am still awake?
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02-03-2006, 09:41 AM
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#152 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Wellington, New Zealand
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| Because you are addicted to fencing.net. Go to bed already! You're going to need those zzzz's for school!
Howcome we girls get so distracted by guys when we don't want to? | |
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02-03-2006, 09:43 AM
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#153 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,693
| Because we're so darn good at distracting.
Same question, genders reversed.
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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02-03-2006, 09:45 AM
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#154 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Wellington, New Zealand
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| Ditto....I think. Honestly I wouldn't know, I'm not a guy.
Howcome teachers always have to pile on more work then is really necessary to pass a course? | |
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02-03-2006, 09:47 AM
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#155 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
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| Because they're also building up your ability to work long hours.
Why can't I major in epee?
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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02-03-2006, 09:54 AM
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#156 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Wellington, New Zealand
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| Because university heads are just stupid. Just plain stupid. In every other country besides America has fencing as a national sport! Which brings me to my question...
How is it that every other sport like basketball, baseball, etc. can get scholarships to play on their college's team. Why can't we get fencing scholarships? (not me though, I suck.) | |
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02-03-2006, 09:58 AM
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#157 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
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| We can. I went to high school with Jesse Schibilia and he's getting a free ride through Rutgers because of his fencing ability.
How come I, unlike Jesse, listened to that damned high school coach instead of the competent one I took lessons from in the off season?
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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02-03-2006, 01:38 PM
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#158 | | moose rules!
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Switzerland
Posts: 1,863
| Because you were NOT smart - exceptionally?
How come I'm always the last leaving the office?
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02-03-2006, 01:54 PM
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#159 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Viva Nashvegas.
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| Because you are a dedicated worker!
How come I am feeling so lazy today?
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02-03-2006, 02:03 PM
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#160 | | moose rules!
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Switzerland
Posts: 1,863
| Because you're pmsing?
And yes, sometimes too dedicated - today because I'm enjoying f.net too much. But gonna leave in a minute.
How come it's snowing here and when you go up a couple of meters, the sun shines and the sky is blue?
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