01-30-2006, 03:32 PM
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#101 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Dmitrivna because your brain recognised the pattern, I guess.
how come the seasons here are otherwise known as 'almost winter', 'winter', 'still winter', and 'construction'? |
Because people are very creative and nuanced in their observations, as a rule.
How come radio sucks so bad?
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01-30-2006, 04:05 PM
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#102 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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| Because most are owned by gigantic corporate entities (really, probably just ONE gigantic corporate entity, AKA, The Man) whose only aim is to homogenize the music and sell you stuff you don't need. What you need to do is hunt down a local independent station, and thereby end your suckage.
How come slimy scum grows inside a toilet bowl, even on one that isn't even USED? 
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01-30-2006, 04:17 PM
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#103 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| It's part of the evolutionary process… small microscopic life travels through the water supply. When it reaches your toilet, it evolves… Some dry out and grow fuzz then migrate under the furniture and live happily in dust bunnies colonies. Some migrate to your closets and become extra hangers that have been known to shrink your clothes, so you have to buy more.
The biggest problems are the ones that migrate from your kitchen sink as they create dirty dishes. Or the ones in your washers that eat socks… this wouldn’t be a problem, but after one sock these creatures can’t stand the taste and cannot eat the second sock.
How come more people don't fence?
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01-30-2006, 04:28 PM
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#104 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
Posts: 2,501
| Because not enough people know about it!!!!!
Recruit!
How come I can't find a good job when I'm looking for one? | |
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01-30-2006, 04:54 PM
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#105 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 How come I can't find a good job when I'm looking for one? | Because you spend too much time in F.net... 
How come I seem to always go to bed much too late when I'm so tired in the mornings? 
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01-30-2006, 05:08 PM
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#106 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen How come I seem to always go to bed much too late when I'm so tired in the mornings? |
Because you spend too much time on Fnet! 
How come I get soooooooo tired in the middle of the afternoon, but in the mornings and at night I'm fine? | |
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01-30-2006, 05:54 PM
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#107 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Viva Nashvegas.
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| hhmmm..... I don't have a good reason , but I am the same way...
How come now matter how much I wish I didn't have to go to work I still go anyways.
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01-30-2006, 05:57 PM
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#108 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: State of Massachusetts, USA
Posts: 569
| Because it's a cruel, cruel world . Same for me, but with school.
How come so many people don't fence?
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01-30-2006, 10:10 PM
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#109 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Viva Nashvegas.
Posts: 2,181
| hey I have school and work and fencing everyday.... i have room to complain. 
because they aren't as cool as we are!
how come my dad just handed me a huge bowl of ice cream? 
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01-30-2006, 11:15 PM
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#110 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
Posts: 3,536
| Because he loves you and wants you to keep on going to school and work and fencing everyday, but at the moment feels sorry for you.
How come you can get married, vote,and join\be recruited in the army (some of the most life changing thing you will ever do) at18
but you haft to be 21 to drink?
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01-30-2006, 11:17 PM
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#111 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Viva Nashvegas.
Posts: 2,181
| because the government dosen't know how to have any fun
how come people assume maturity at certain ages, i.e. 18 and 21?
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01-30-2006, 11:25 PM
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#112 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
Posts: 3,536
| Because they never heard of Peter Pan,
How come its against the law to walk backwards and eat a cheese berger at the same time in OKC?
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01-31-2006, 02:41 PM
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#113 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston
Posts: 107
| Too many fun questions....~!~!!~
we are more tired in midafternoon because our own "steroid" levels fluctuate and there are midmorning and late afternoon peaks...( i was told once )...
how come we love fencing so much....????
( the other answers are because we arent independently wealthy....i.e....why do we do school and jobs....LOL...) | |
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01-31-2006, 02:53 PM
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#114 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Sword Hobbit How come its against the law to walk backwards and eat a cheese berger at the same time in OKC? | Once it was legal and people did it often. However, when you walk backwards you are more likely to trip. Normally this just gives you a sore rump but if you are eating a cheeseburger you end up with a sore rump and a piece of greasy beef covered in cheese lodged in your throat.
There were so many cheeseburger related chokings from those who walked backwards that they made a law against it to protect the stupid. Now these people die slowly from clogged arteries and everyone is happy (except the cows). 
How come you have to pay more to get less crap in your food?
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01-31-2006, 03:33 PM
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#115 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Under your bed
Posts: 110
| Because people are greedy
How come people are coping my "what do you wonder about the person above you" topics?
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01-31-2006, 03:54 PM
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#116 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Viva Nashvegas.
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| Because after a while the ''wondering'' topics become slim...
How come I have to get back to class now?
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01-31-2006, 03:58 PM
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#117 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by DE_Strip_Tease Because after a while the ''wondering'' topics become slim...
How come I have to get back to class now? | So you don't "almost get in trouble".
How come I am so busy today?
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01-31-2006, 04:29 PM
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#118 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
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| Such is the lot of a Reflecting God's life.
How come the most enjoyable things in life are often the ones that are the worst for you?
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01-31-2006, 04:31 PM
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#119 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by parrythis Such is the lot of a Reflecting God's life.
How come the most enjoyable things in life are often the ones that are the worst for you? |
Worst is just a matter of outlook.
How come we vilify the things that give us pleasure?
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01-31-2006, 04:31 PM
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#120 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by parrythis How come the most enjoyable things in life are often the ones that are the worst for you? | Because otherwise they wouldn't be so enjoyable
How come I can never find the thing I'm looking for, but they're bloody obvious when I'm not looking for them??
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