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Because you are having a brain D'f@rt...
How come other animals didn't evolve the same as our species? Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar
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 Originally Posted by Fencergrl How come other animals didn't evolve the same as our species? The sabbies tried, but stopped a few hundred thousand years before the rest of us did.
How come there's no hangover cure that actually works??????? The Stalwart Panda
I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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Originally Posted by D'Art The sabbies tried, but stopped a few hundred thousand years before the rest of us did.
How come there's no hangover cure that actually works???????
There is, it's called "never stop drinking"
How come you haven't tried that one? Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...
Looking for a certain Striptease......
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Originally Posted by latenight There is, it's called "never stop drinking"
How come you haven't tried that one? The slight technicality of running out of money/drinking time puts paid to that.
How come you always struggle to get female attention when you're single, but they're falling over each other to get to you when you're attached? The Stalwart Panda
I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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Originally Posted by D'Art How come you always struggle to get female attention when you're single, but they're falling over each other to get to you when you're attached? Because if you're attached, then one female has pronounced you "worth having".
How come my wife cleans leftovers out of the refridgerator by giving them to me and saying, "Here, eat this, if you don't I'll have to throw it away (or give it to the dogs)."???  One test is worth a thousand opinions.
I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken.
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Because she wouldn't want to poisen the dog before you. And because she must test your love. If you love her, you love her cooking, no matter how old.
Why do preps wear mini skirts if it only makes it so all can see their fat thighs jiggle?...Wait, you don't even need FAT thighs for them to jiggle... So why do they wear them?
And another question: Why do preps wear short shorts when they fence? (yes, I know someone who does.) “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
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how come there classified as preps?
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How come my son likes The Crocodile Hunter and Power Rangers so much?
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 How come my son likes The Crocodile Hunter and Power Rangers so much? Because you let him watch it.
How come FG33 does not have the Yahoo! or MSN messenger thingies? *pout*
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Because you let him watch it.
How come FG33 does not have the Yahoo! or MSN messenger thingies? *pout* How come you dont have AIM? It would let you communicate with everyone....... "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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Yeah!!!!! DFP actually said something I totally 100% agree with!
How come ZZ doesn't download AIM so she can chat with almost everyone from Fnet? 
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How come it seems like fg33 works for AOL.  Fencing T-shirts available at Off-The-Piste Wear **New designs** including f.net themed designs for easy recognition of fellow f.netters at tournaments!
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How come gtmac is being mean to me?
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How come people have to hate AOL?  Fencing is all about hooking up and scoring.
Has anyone seen a god around here who is of the reflecting kind?
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How come AOL downloaded junk onto my computer? Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.- William Shakespeare, fencer
It's a men's world. That's why the world is messed up.
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Because you let them.
How come people are forgetting to answer questions before they ask them? Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right.
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Because people are human and sometimes forget.
How come I can't bring my whole game to the piste when I fence in a tournament? One test is worth a thousand opinions.
I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
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Because of mental preperation. never look at the bracket during D.E.s just fence, don't think
How come even tho there is no construction today, I still wake up every day at the same time? Only thing dirtier than a sabreist, is an epeeist in bed.
Hail to the King, Baby!-Ash
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because your brain recognised the pattern, I guess.
how come the seasons here are otherwise known as 'almost winter', 'winter', 'still winter', and 'construction'? - I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe
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Because we're different kind of cats, here.
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