01-27-2006, 05:19 PM
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#81 | | Senior Member
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| Because you are having a brain D'f@rt...
How come other animals didn't evolve the same as our species?
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01-27-2006, 05:21 PM
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#82 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl How come other animals didn't evolve the same as our species? | The sabbies tried, but stopped a few hundred thousand years before the rest of us did.
How come there's no hangover cure that actually works??????? 
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01-27-2006, 05:24 PM
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#83 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by D'Art The sabbies tried, but stopped a few hundred thousand years before the rest of us did.
How come there's no hangover cure that actually works??????? |
There is, it's called "never stop drinking"
How come you haven't tried that one? | |
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01-27-2006, 05:26 PM
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#84 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by latenight There is, it's called "never stop drinking"
How come you haven't tried that one? | The slight technicality of running out of money/drinking time puts paid to that.
How come you always struggle to get female attention when you're single, but they're falling over each other to get to you when you're attached?
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01-27-2006, 05:58 PM
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#85 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
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Originally Posted by D'Art How come you always struggle to get female attention when you're single, but they're falling over each other to get to you when you're attached? | Because if you're attached, then one female has pronounced you "worth having".
How come my wife cleans leftovers out of the refridgerator by giving them to me and saying, "Here, eat this, if you don't I'll have to throw it away (or give it to the dogs)."??? 
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01-27-2006, 06:01 PM
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#86 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
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| Because she wouldn't want to poisen the dog before you. And because she must test your love. If you love her, you love her cooking, no matter how old.
Why do preps wear mini skirts if it only makes it so all can see their fat thighs jiggle?...Wait, you don't even need FAT thighs for them to jiggle... So why do they wear them?
And another question: Why do preps wear short shorts when they fence? (yes, I know someone who does.)
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01-27-2006, 09:37 PM
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#87 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Buford, Georgia
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| how come there classified as preps? | |
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01-29-2006, 10:42 AM
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#88 | | Senior Member
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| How come my son likes The Crocodile Hunter and Power Rangers so much? | |
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01-29-2006, 01:35 PM
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#89 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 How come my son likes The Crocodile Hunter and Power Rangers so much? | Because you let him watch it.
How come FG33 does not have the Yahoo! or MSN messenger thingies? *pout*
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01-29-2006, 05:42 PM
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#90 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Because you let him watch it.
How come FG33 does not have the Yahoo! or MSN messenger thingies? *pout* | How come you dont have AIM? It would let you communicate with everyone.......
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01-29-2006, 09:13 PM
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#91 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
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| Yeah!!!!! DFP actually said something I totally 100% agree with!
How come ZZ doesn't download AIM so she can chat with almost everyone from Fnet?  | |
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01-29-2006, 10:39 PM
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#92 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
Posts: 2,758
| How come it seems like fg33 works for AOL. 
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01-29-2006, 10:50 PM
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How come gtmac is being mean to me? | |
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01-29-2006, 10:59 PM
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#94 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Viva Nashvegas.
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| How come people have to hate AOL? 
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01-30-2006, 01:57 AM
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#95 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: On the fencing strip.
Posts: 859
| How come AOL downloaded junk onto my computer?
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01-30-2006, 11:06 AM
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#96 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ---->
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| Because you let them.
How come people are forgetting to answer questions before they ask them?
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01-30-2006, 11:36 AM
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#97 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
Posts: 2,300
| Because people are human and sometimes forget.
How come I can't bring my whole game to the piste when I fence in a tournament?
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01-30-2006, 12:05 PM
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#98 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: A-Town
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| Because of mental preperation. never look at the bracket during D.E.s just fence, don't think
How come even tho there is no construction today, I still wake up every day at the same time?
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01-30-2006, 01:09 PM
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#99 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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| because your brain recognised the pattern, I guess.
how come the seasons here are otherwise known as 'almost winter', 'winter', 'still winter', and 'construction'?
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01-30-2006, 01:31 PM
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#100 | | Incorruptible
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| Because we're different kind of cats, here.
Do you want to travel to outer space?
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