01-26-2006, 06:41 PM
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#61 | | Senior Member
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| because she saw it laying around and could not resist.
why do some girls insist on going to the bathroom in groups?
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01-26-2006, 06:47 PM
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#62 | | Senior Member
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| Because they like to chat, apply or re-appy makeup, giggle, that sort of thing. At very few times do they actually need to go to the bathroom.
How come football is so popular?
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01-26-2006, 07:14 PM
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#63 | | Senior Member
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| Because the steelers own my soul.
How come people dont like football?
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01-26-2006, 09:04 PM
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#64 | | Senior Member
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| because they think it is an ugly sport with little thinking involved, just brute strength. (-my grandpa)
how come you ask?
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01-27-2006, 02:26 AM
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#65 | | Senior Member
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| Probably because hardly anybody likes football. I had to go to football games when I was in the marching band in highschool. Never even watched 'em. If I weren't playing my trumpet, only two things occupied my attention. That cute flute player two rows down from me, and the cheerleaders. 
How come there are so few male cheerleaders? I would've signed up if it weren't for the fact that I had a considerable deficiency in nimbleness back in highschool.
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01-27-2006, 07:29 AM
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#66 | | Incorruptible
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| Residual stigma.
How come there's no USFA age class for 21 to 40?
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01-27-2006, 09:55 AM
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| So I get to have my butt kicked by 16 year olds for 12 more years, while they say things like: "Who's the old lady in our pool?" (I'm pissed. I hate that.)
How come NC goes from 70 degrees one day to 30 the next, and then 60 after that? | |
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01-27-2006, 12:04 PM
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#68 | | Epee fencing addict
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| The jet stream moves, sometimes allowing a warm pacific air mass to enter, sometimes bringing the southern edge of an arctic air mass. When you have 30's, I have single digits.
How come we don't lock up the crazies BEFORE they go and kill and hurt a bunch of people?
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01-27-2006, 01:50 PM
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| Because law enforcement is all about punishing people after they've committed a crime that can be proven, rather than punishing people for things they haven't done (yet).
Why is the color blue so popular?
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01-27-2006, 02:03 PM
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| Blue is the only color that doesn't naturally occur in nature.
Why are there more guys than women color-blind?
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Husband while looking at the e-mails: "I feel like I'm living with a high-end call girl". Me: "Why on earth do you say that?" Husband: "There's all these messages for men wanting to be pencilled in to your schedule" (referring to my fencing work in the schools).
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01-27-2006, 02:33 PM
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#71 | | Senior Member
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| Erised
??Hello??
Blue doesnt occur in nature....????????
fencergrl....i like you...............but.........
on which planet are you living...????
[ hint: Texas state flower...the BLUEbonnet ~!]
ahhhhh...........loook UP... outside some day...unless you live in Europe from Nov til March...when the sky is interminably grey... it is usually BLUE~!~!~!
lol...
i think blue is popular....because of its..."energy".............
any yoga practicioners out there??
lol...
so why isnt there a fruit called the "Yellow"....??? | |
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01-27-2006, 02:36 PM
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#72 | | Senior Member
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| Erised...
almost forgot....
color blindness is "sex linked recessive".....
us guys with runty lil Y chromosomes get a "recessive" gene from our mothers...and have no way to stop it..........
also most kinds of hemophilia...and..............
as in my case.....
early male baldness.............
how Come women run the planet and let us think we do ???? | |
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01-27-2006, 02:45 PM
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#73 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Blue is the only color that doesn't naturally occur in nature.
| I like this idea. So the blue in the sky, the sea, birds, berries, flowers, fish, butterflies, etc. is all the result of UN-natural acts occurring in nature? Whee!
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01-27-2006, 02:46 PM
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| How come lary hurdiss always starts his posts with "Erised..."? | |
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01-27-2006, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Epee_Pox I like this idea. So the blue in the sky, the sea, birds, berries, flowers, fish, butterflies, etc. is all the result of UN-natural acts occurring in nature? Whee! | Yup... it's all part of your gender based color blindness... you should get to checked out
Seriously, you take the "in nature" thing to literal… try and make blue clothing out of natural dye... it is very difficult to find natural blue dye as opposed to other colors. Thus the desire for blue has always been there…. It’s in nature but we couldn’t make it easily.  Quote: |
Originally Posted by larry hurdiss how Come women run the planet and let us think we do ???? | Shhhh... you're not supposed to know... Yep... you're still in charge big guy!
For my question... see FG33 as it wasn't answered.
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Husband while looking at the e-mails: "I feel like I'm living with a high-end call girl". Me: "Why on earth do you say that?" Husband: "There's all these messages for men wanting to be pencilled in to your schedule" (referring to my fencing work in the schools).
Last edited by Fencergrl; 01-27-2006 at 04:34 PM.
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01-27-2006, 03:08 PM
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#76 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Yup... it's all part of your gender based color blindness... you should get to checked out
Shhhh... you're not supposed to know... Yep... you're still in charge big guy!
For my question... see FG33 as it wasn't answered. |
He is full of backward desire?
How come Tazz hasn't been around much the last few days? | |
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01-27-2006, 04:00 PM
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#77 | | Senior Member
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hi Fencergal...
Hint.......i finally figured out the Harry Potter,,,,,"Mirror of Erised"....
lol....my wife shot me one of those....."DUH"....looks,,,
so,,,,,,'
why do you ladies get two long X's and we get the stumpy lil Y one~!~!~
i may never forgive my Mum for the "early bald trick"~!~!~! ;-) | |
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01-27-2006, 04:02 PM
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#78 | | Senior Member
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| Ok...and while we are at it....
Why do guys never " have a headache....not tonight~!"???? | |
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01-27-2006, 04:04 PM
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#79 | | Senior Member
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| Because guys are always "up" for it  .
How come everything "tastes like chicken"?
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01-27-2006, 05:12 PM
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#80 | | Senior Member
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| Because chicken tastes like so many other things...
How come I can't think of a decent question? 
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