01-25-2006, 05:59 PM
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#41 | | Epee fencing addict
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Originally Posted by D'Art How come all your best ideas come when you're too blootered to remember them? | Because when the concious mind starts to shut down, the creative subconcious is freed to offer its thoughts.
How come we make sex so difficult to obtain when it is something that almost everyone enjoys?
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01-25-2006, 06:10 PM
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#42 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 8,913
| Sex is rather easy to obtain... you just have to be the right gender 
How come there are two scoops of raisins in every box of Raisin Bran?
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01-25-2006, 06:20 PM
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#43 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,093
| To hide how awful the cereal tastes. 
How come every job availible to a college student requires one to become a drone of one sort or another?
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01-25-2006, 07:41 PM
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#44 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
Posts: 2,758
| Because everyone's gotta pay there dues. And if you believe that one I'll tell you another.
How come you drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
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01-25-2006, 07:44 PM
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#45 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
Posts: 2,501
| Because life is an oxymoron.
How come gtmac appears to bo on Fnet, but not online? | |
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01-26-2006, 05:33 AM
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#46 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Australia - various
Posts: 2,756
| Simply because they are hiding from you.
How come Australian copyright law is such a convaluted depressing *****?
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01-26-2006, 10:28 AM
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#47 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
Posts: 2,501
| It's only you....no one else feels that way about it.
How come parenting is so hard? | |
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01-26-2006, 11:17 AM
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#48 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ---->
Posts: 2,126
| Because you care about the results.
How come we tend to take someone who is an expert at their job, and promote them to a managerial position for which they have no aptitude or experience, and think of this as a good thing?
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01-26-2006, 01:58 PM
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#49 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,655
| Because of the Peter Principle at work.
How come most people don't really enjoy their jobs?
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01-26-2006, 02:35 PM
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#50 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
Posts: 2,300
| Because they're fulfilling someone else's dream, not their own.
How come men have nipples?
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01-26-2006, 02:38 PM
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#51 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 8,913
| For nipping at silly! 
How come the "paperless office" never happened?
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01-26-2006, 02:40 PM
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#52 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
Posts: 2,501
| because evryone wants to kill trees! Duh!
How come I'm always hungry? | |
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01-26-2006, 02:41 PM
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#53 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,655
| Because it works as well as the "Wheelless Bicycle."
How come the most annoying people at my club are the ones that always show up first?
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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01-26-2006, 03:16 PM
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#54 | | Epee fencing addict
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Originally Posted by RITFencing How come the most annoying people at my club are the ones that always show up first? | By definition. If they showed up later, they wouldn't be so annoying.
How come the hair on my head doesn't stop growing, but the hair on my arms and legs and eyebrows grows to a certain length and stops?
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01-26-2006, 03:20 PM
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#55 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
Posts: 3,536
| Because if it kept on growing, some men would just let it keep on growing untill their leg hair hung from the bottem of their pants, creating a fringe.
Why is chocolate so important to depressed women when it just makes us fat?
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01-26-2006, 04:26 PM
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#56 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
Posts: 2,501
| I actually know the answer to this one!!!!!!
Because chocolate produces the same chemical, enzyme, something in your body that sex does! What's not to like!
I'll repeat my earlier "How come?" because no one answered it.
How come I'm always hungry? | |
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01-26-2006, 05:19 PM
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#57 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,093
| Because you're insatiable.
How come some girls fall for guys that show them absolutely no respect?
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
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01-26-2006, 06:07 PM
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#58 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,655
| Because God hates me. Or because the jerks are more likely to ask.
How come platonic friends always call and... no, I'm not going to go there.
How come my brand new BF White blade took a right angle the first day I used it?
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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01-26-2006, 06:20 PM
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#59 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003 Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 4,411
| because Ann Coulter fenced with it before you got it.
how come my mother is insane?
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01-26-2006, 06:27 PM
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#60 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,655
| Becuase she had kids. To quote a wiser man than myself: "Having kids will mess you up because you're going to spend the next 18 years of your life yelling at something that you don't understand.
Why was Ann Coulter using my epee?
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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