07-17-2006, 06:18 PM
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#221 | | Senior Member
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| Because without the water cooler as his personal fief Gav would cease to exist. It is his picture on the wall...
How come I seem so insulting today? And while we're talking about me, how come I keep typing "I wonder" to start these questions!?!
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07-17-2006, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Maeve_Mari Because you were too busy counting rrrrs when the alarm was tripped.
How come RIT thinks he's a cougar when it he is very plainly a penquin that anyone can see? | Ahhhh... my dear it is you I am accusing of being a cougar.
Perhaps this thread would help you out http://www.fencing.net/forums/post452187-5226.html
Roninx: Because all these question games become a blurr?
How come I can't always find the link I found before via google?
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07-17-2006, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl How come I can't always find the link I found before via google? | Because the man is keeping you down.
How come it is becoming a cougar eat cougar world?
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07-17-2006, 06:39 PM
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| LOL... Because you have a dirty mind. 
How come I just can't get into doing anything but hanging out on f-net today?
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07-17-2006, 07:38 PM
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| Because you're like me.
How come my confidence has been erratic at competitions?
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07-17-2006, 07:43 PM
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| Because you haven't been eating your wheaties - or the true secret weapon to have a great fencing day: the sausage mcmuffin.
I wonder how those eggs are so think and perfectly round?
MMmmmmm.... perfectly round.... 
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07-17-2006, 07:56 PM
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| Because they're not eggs made by chickens but mc chickens that lay perfectly round eggs, live on french fries and have huge red clown feet.
How come McDonalds is even considered "food"?
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07-17-2006, 07:58 PM
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| I thought they weren't? I thought the FDA made them officially claim to be selling "novelty meals".
How come McD's has a monopoly on those wacky chicken-like things?
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07-17-2006, 08:03 PM
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| Because they addicted some brilliant scientists to their food, then forced them to come up with mc animals & mc plants for their mc meals.... or no mc food for them....
How come Ronald looks like a clown but in reality is the evil master-mind?
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07-17-2006, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl How come Ronald looks like a clown but in reality is the evil master-mind? |
Because he's, in actuality, a mime.
How come I'm the only person left at home to entertain relatives visting from mexico when I can't speak spanish? 
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07-17-2006, 08:10 PM
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| Because mime jokes are always good for a laugh, in any language.
How come mimes are never taken seriously, after all they are performers and entertainers that work very hard at perfecting the nuances of their art form?
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07-18-2006, 08:48 AM
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| because if you make fun of them, they can't do anything about it. They're too busy trying to get out of that box.
How come this hasn't been put in the games forum yet?
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07-18-2006, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Ahhhh... my dear it is you I am accusing of being a cougar.
Perhaps this thread would help you out http://www.fencing.net/forums/post452187-5226.html
Roninx: Because all these question games become a blurr?
How come I can't always find the link I found before via google? | Ahhhh...you know me well.
But I do wonder why a cougar should prefer the young, when my daydreams lately have featured somewhat older (read: wealthy) prey. | |
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07-18-2006, 11:04 AM
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| How come I had been thinking exactly the same thing about older people (although probably of a different gender than MM?)
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07-18-2006, 12:50 PM
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#235 | | Senior Member
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| Because you want to buy new fencing gear and your credit card keeps getting declined or you find me irresistible
How come the filing fairies don’t visit my office late at night, thus relieving me of the tedious task?
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07-18-2006, 12:58 PM
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| Organized filing fairy unions have made it impossible to get them to show up. And I would highly discurage the use of scab fairies.
How come companies use cubicles when they must decrease morale?
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07-18-2006, 01:12 PM
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| Cubes do crush morale.... once the moral is crushed, you lack the energy to go elsewhere, thus they own your soul for eternity mwwwahhhh 
How come meetings are called to "get things done" but they really just waste everyone's time?
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07-18-2006, 02:04 PM
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| How can they waste your time when you are being paid? If your time is actually being wasted just consider them institutionalized imbezzelment.
Knowing this, how come a company would ever call a meeting?
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07-19-2006, 01:17 PM
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| Group orgy. More efficient to screw all the workers at the same time
How come hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of 10?
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07-19-2006, 01:30 PM
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#240 | | Senior Member
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| Because no matter how hard to try 2 hotdog buns are inevitably mooshed or ripped before you can get them out of the bag... leaving you with 8 usable buns (like those extra "twosie" pieces that come with all lego sets).
I wonder why legos "sets" are now 6 molded plastic pieces instead of 400 square/rectangluar ones?
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