02-07-2006, 04:35 PM
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#181 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
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| Probably because you woke up in the middle of a sleep cycle and your body wants to go back to sleep to finish the cycle before waking up.
How come the contestants on Wheel of Fortune don't listen to me when I yell the answer at the TV? 
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02-07-2006, 04:40 PM
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#182 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 9,003
| Because Inq works for Wheel of Fortune and he discourages contestants from listening to any coaching while playing. It’s not against the rules; he just rigs the wheel so they lose or letters fall on their heads if they don’t listen to him.
How come I never remember what I am forgetting until it’s too late?
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02-07-2006, 05:17 PM
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#183 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,180
| Because it needs time to sneak around and bite you in the behind. 
How come I'm more eloquent online rather then off?
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Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
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02-07-2006, 05:59 PM
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#184 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
Posts: 3,536
| Because, Jackie m'boy, the brain is a cruel and unique organ that favors embarrassing you in front of people. But on line, you have time to think, with out using your brain, and so are able to rebells against said neurological member.
How come I have a audience as I type on the computer?
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02-07-2006, 06:17 PM
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#185 | | moose rules!
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Switzerland
Posts: 1,863
| because you type with your window open and birds are threatened to death about the picky noise you make with your keyboard.......
how come I participate in this thread?
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02-07-2006, 06:43 PM
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#186 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
Posts: 3,536
| because we have taken over your mind 
How come I've never plated hopscotch.
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“That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
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02-07-2006, 06:55 PM
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#187 | | moose rules!
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Switzerland
Posts: 1,863
| because you're plain and simple lazy????? 
how come I'm going to bed now?
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02-07-2006, 11:37 PM
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#188 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Buford, Georgia
Posts: 309
| cos your tired?
how come im always hurting myself accidentally before tournaments. 
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02-10-2006, 05:05 AM
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#189 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,180
| Because you have a rare psychological disorder known as mel's syndrome. It invovles haphazard injury before or during competitions. There is no known cure, though for female sufferers, I'd reccomend pre-competition snogging and/or cuddling with your friendly neighborhood JackofHearts. 
How come I always get that one pain in the *** customer at work that just loves to take her time finding her credit cards, holding up the line, and denying me the chance to flirt with a lovely coworker of mine? 
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
All human wisdom is summed up in two words. Wait and Hope. http://www.bash.org/?23396 | |
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02-10-2006, 12:40 PM
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#190 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
Posts: 15,731
| Because she's a jerk.
How come my neighborhood, as you say, doesn't extend to where you are? | 
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02-10-2006, 11:38 PM
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#191 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Viva Nashvegas.
Posts: 2,181
| because the world is unfair like that
How come i get all into the Basketball games i go to?
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06-15-2006, 03:34 AM
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#192 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by DE_Strip_Tease How come i get all into the Basketball games i go to? | Because you like basketball?
How come this thread died? 
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06-15-2006, 03:15 PM
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#193 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 9,003
| Because you didn't answer DEST's question sooner.
How come so few people around here know that the Stanley Cup belongs in Edmonton?
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06-15-2006, 03:31 PM
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#194 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl How come so few people around here know that the Stanley Cup belongs in Edmonton? | How come you don't realize just how ridiculous this sounds, and admit that 'the Stanley Cup belongs in North Carolina' has a much nicer ring to it?
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06-15-2006, 03:55 PM
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#195 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Goofy How come you don't realize just how ridiculous this sounds, and admit that 'the Stanley Cup belongs in North Carolina' has a much nicer ring to it? | How come you both don't realize that Stanley Cup belong on Stanleys...ahem...private parts.
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06-15-2006, 03:58 PM
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#196 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Chelmsford, MA
Posts: 1,878
| how come this thread isn't in the games folder?
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06-15-2006, 04:03 PM
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#197 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: my fencing club
Posts: 880
| cuz no one cares!
how come my finals are all really hard and im gonna fail?
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06-15-2006, 08:25 PM
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#198 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
Posts: 2,821
| Because they don't like you.
How come the first person to get drunk at a barbeque is the one who is supposed to be the chef?
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06-16-2006, 08:13 AM
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#199 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Savannah, Ga
Posts: 6,133
| Cause they spend all day outside slaving in the sun "sipping" beer.
How come D'Art hasn't swum the Atlantic yet?
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06-16-2006, 09:32 AM
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#200 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
Posts: 2,821
| Because my training has been interrupted by exams and work.
How come it's only ever sunny when I'm stuck inside wroking or studying? 
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