01-24-2006, 02:59 PM
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| I'm with Dale.
"I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary."
Dale Gribble aka Rusty Shackelford.
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01-24-2006, 03:42 PM
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#22 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2004
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| Mexican as well, Subway, pizza, craploads of food - I'd try kill myself through eating 
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01-24-2006, 04:43 PM
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#23 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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| hmm.... molochnaya lapsha, a lot of ice cream, and just tons of sugar in general.....
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01-24-2006, 04:52 PM
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#24 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Dmitrivna hmm.... molochnaya lapsha, a lot of ice cream, and just tons of sugar in general..... | Sugar, spice, and everything nice, eh? 
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01-24-2006, 04:56 PM
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#25 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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| yup - at that point I'm going to gorge everything I love in - its instant gratification without worrying about the consequences - you'll be dead anyway!
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- I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe | |
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01-24-2006, 04:58 PM
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#26 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
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Originally Posted by Dmitrivna hmm.... molochnaya lapsha, a lot of ice cream, and just tons of sugar in general..... |
I don't know what that is, but I like the sound of it..... | |
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01-24-2006, 07:04 PM
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#27 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: On the fencing strip.
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| Appetizer: GARLIC BREAD!!! Baskets full.
Soup: n/a
Salad: n/a
Main course: Garlic basil rotini pasta and a large pizza from California Pizza Kitchen
Beverage: Cherry coke with shots of sweet syrup
Dessert: Warm flourless chocolate cake with hot fudge and powdered sugar
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01-24-2006, 07:44 PM
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#28 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,326
| Depends on the circumstances leading up to my last meal. If I'm being killed by people I don't like, for example, I'm eating refried beans, fresh broccoli, saurkraut and a lovely selection of cheeses. Let them deal with my body after I pass away!
For my own satisfaction, the simple fare of a juicy cheeseburger (on a good bun) with fries and a soft drink.
A last meal shared with another person would probably involve pasta and wine.
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01-24-2006, 07:51 PM
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#29 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Desert
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| Poached eggs on buttered toast with salt and pepper.
And lobster. I'm allergic to it, so I suppose it doesn't matter whether or not it's my last.
-Da Mose
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01-24-2006, 11:44 PM
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#30 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam! | |
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01-24-2006, 11:47 PM
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#31 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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| -looks in horror at Inq-
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- I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe | |
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01-25-2006, 04:31 AM
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#32 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Singapore,
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| wat about eating 3 feet of steel? hmm that would really be a last meal...
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01-25-2006, 10:08 PM
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#33 | | Friend of Fencing
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Being helpful in Breeland
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| .... or I could always try to top my last year's records before I die.......
Six "Four-by-Four" burgers "animal style," totalling 24 cheesburger patties with all the fixin's in one sitting. They have my name on the wall, and I eat for free whenever I visit the chain. Vermonster, which left me in a deep hypothermia for several hours afterwards and severe sugar shock the morning after..... followed by the only occasion ever that I called passivity in Sabre....
I'm thinking a possible way to top that would be, instead of trying to gung-ho through the day for a minor percentage improvement, I could setup a 48-hr period perhaps and flat out double the feat. Which would be far more realistic than try to set a respectable record in one sitting.... without risking this truly becoming my Last Meal..... 
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01-25-2006, 10:37 PM
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#34 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Mauler Six "Four-by-Four" burgers "animal style," totalling 24 cheesburger patties with all the fixin's in one sitting. They have my name on the wall, and I eat for free whenever I visit the chain. Vermonster, which left me in a deep hypothermia for several hours afterwards and severe sugar shock the morning after..... followed by the only occasion ever that I called passivity in Sabre.... | wow. just wow.
Can you drink a gallon of milk in an hour? | |
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01-25-2006, 10:48 PM
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#35 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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| I wouldnt doubt it, really, lol.
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01-26-2006, 06:42 PM
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#36 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: right here, on your screen
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| It's never just a meal, it's also the environment:
Act 1. Smoke filled pub, beer and vodka on the table, good friends I've known for a long time and am very comfortable with, heated discussion about technology, slowly shifting to the subject of women and we move to
Act 2. Mexican restaurant, lots of margaritas on the table, girlfriends (and/or wives - may they never meet each other) now appear in the company, talk is heating up with occasional kisses and under-table activity, beautiful Hooters-type Mexican waitresses are bringing food and exchanging jokes with us, there's a band on the stage - the female singer has a deep sexy voice. One by one the friends seem to find things to do and disappear until I'm there just by myself and move to
Act 3. Shallow swimming pool with a small fountain. I'm reclining on the wall of the pool, drinking cocktails in the company of several naked young women, surprisingly experienced for virgins (which they are, albeit not for long) who feed me sweets and tropical fruit as they become simply experienced young women. There are words and sounds, but one would find it difficult to characterize them as conversation... 
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01-26-2006, 07:13 PM
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#37 | | Senior Member
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| Um I don't see the big deal about a last meal before death... it's just food.
I guess I'd have a hotpocket.
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01-27-2006, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs wow. just wow.
Can you drink a gallon of milk in an hour? | a gallon of milk in an hour? why not, good idea in fact. but i am gonna add maple syrup or honey! XD
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01-27-2006, 04:06 PM
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#39 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
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| Never ending pasta bowl. It's not that olive garden is so great; I just really appreciate the irony of "all you can eat" for my last meal.
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01-27-2006, 04:11 PM
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#40 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: State of Massachusetts, USA
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| Hmm...maybe an all you can eat buffet with every kind of food on it...
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