01-21-2006, 07:26 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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| Newly Discovered Worm Fences With Penis
http://www.sciencedaily.com/upi/inde...a-creature.xml
This was linked on FARK, so I assume a lot of you have already seen it, but still, this was too good to resist.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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01-21-2006, 07:36 PM
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| From the article:
"The creatures have both male and female parts and engaged in a sexual practice somewhat like penis fencing."
They say it like it's an actual event. Is it organized by the FIEP?
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01-21-2006, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by gtmac
They say it like it's an actual event. Is it organized by the FIEP?
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have you ever visited umass practice?  | 
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01-21-2006, 08:21 PM
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| This isnt exactly like first blood from the torso....
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01-21-2006, 09:30 PM
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01-21-2006, 10:48 PM
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| -rolls on floor laughing-
hahahahahahahahahaha
ha
haha
that is hilarious.... I think I shall now use it as my current event!
hahhaha
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01-22-2006, 11:16 AM
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| I've heard about this one. I think some other bugs do it to. The loser gets pregnant.
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01-22-2006, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Katman I've heard about this one. I think some other bugs do it to. The loser gets pregnant. | Just like with humans!
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01-22-2006, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by RebelFencer Just like with humans! |
Oooooooh dear. Rebel, is there something you're not telling us?
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Mais que diable allait-il faire,
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01-22-2006, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by bmcfencer Oooooooh dear. Rebel, is there something you're not telling us? | *looks around nervously* Um...did I mention you have very pretty eyes?
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01-22-2006, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by RebelFencer *looks around nervously* Um...did I mention you have very pretty eyes? | *Is very worried*
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Mais que diable allait-il faire,
Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?. . .
I am not yet so short that I cannot reach thine eyes!
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01-22-2006, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by bmcfencer *Is very worried* | haha, don't worry. Nothing to be worried about. 
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01-22-2006, 07:04 PM
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| Be worried BMC....be very worried. | |
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01-22-2006, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 Cornflower, you worry me sometimes. | Well, but her interest in worms is understandable, given her title....  | |
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01-22-2006, 08:59 PM
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01-22-2006, 09:04 PM
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01-22-2006, 10:20 PM
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lol! Subtle, very subtle there...
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01-22-2006, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Dmitrivna
lol! Subtle, very subtle there... | i'm subtle like a sabre fencer......
oh wait! | |
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01-22-2006, 11:41 PM
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| Once again Cornflower you despoil my innocence!
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01-23-2006, 06:16 AM
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| It's not just Worms that fence with their penises - bonobo chimps do as well. So it's not exactly unkown behaviour. | |
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