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    Newly Discovered Worm Fences With Penis

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/upi/inde...a-creature.xml

    This was linked on FARK, so I assume a lot of you have already seen it, but still, this was too good to resist.

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    From the article:

    "The creatures have both male and female parts and engaged in a sexual practice somewhat like penis fencing."

    They say it like it's an actual event. Is it organized by the FIEP?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtmac

    They say it like it's an actual event. Is it organized by the FIEP?

    have you ever visited umass practice?

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    This isnt exactly like first blood from the torso....
    I dont think I'm using that webcam right...

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    Cornflower, you worry me sometimes.
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    This is a sexual subliminal message!!!!!

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    -rolls on floor laughing-

    hahahahahahahahahaha
    ha
    haha
    that is hilarious.... I think I shall now use it as my current event!

    hahhaha
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    - I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe

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    I've heard about this one. I think some other bugs do it to. The loser gets pregnant.
    The solution to your problem is to fence another weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman
    I've heard about this one. I think some other bugs do it to. The loser gets pregnant.
    Just like with humans!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelFencer
    Just like with humans!

    Oooooooh dear. Rebel, is there something you're not telling us?
    Mais que diable allait-il faire,
    Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?. . .

    I am not yet so short that I cannot reach thine eyes!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bmcfencer
    Oooooooh dear. Rebel, is there something you're not telling us?
    *looks around nervously* Um...did I mention you have very pretty eyes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelFencer
    *looks around nervously* Um...did I mention you have very pretty eyes?
    *Is very worried*
    Mais que diable allait-il faire,
    Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?. . .

    I am not yet so short that I cannot reach thine eyes!


    "Just for the taste of sabre"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmcfencer
    *Is very worried*
    haha, don't worry. Nothing to be worried about.
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    Be worried BMC....be very worried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fencergal33
    Cornflower, you worry me sometimes.
    Well, but her interest in worms is understandable, given her title....

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    The REAL question is are they lefties or righties? Ha ha ha... just thought I stick that one in before someone else does.
    "Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
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    stick that one in whom?

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    lol! Subtle, very subtle there...
    - I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dmitrivna


    lol! Subtle, very subtle there...
    i'm subtle like a sabre fencer......


    oh wait!

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    Once again Cornflower you despoil my innocence!
    Hello.

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    It's not just Worms that fence with their penises - bonobo chimps do as well. So it's not exactly unkown behaviour.

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