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In the movie "Skin Deep", John Ritter wore a glow-in-the-dark condom for a scene in which he combatted another actor similarly equipped. It was hilarious.  One test is worth a thousand opinions.
I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken.
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 Originally Posted by Gav as do drunken sabreurs.probably The Stalwart Panda
I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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Be honest, D'art. It's not just the drunk ones. Fencing T-shirts available at Off-The-Piste Wear **New designs** including f.net themed designs for easy recognition of fellow f.netters at tournaments!
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Personally, I just think if you put a bunch of drinken men in almost any situation, they just can't help but whip them out. 
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Originally Posted by Gav I had an interpreter in college that was studying Anthropology or whatever, and she had the hots for Bonobo chimps and studied them and all. They're indeedily very interesting animals, I've read a few articles on them, if you know of any good books on them, I'll write them down for the next time I go to the library!
My boyfriend and I had an inside joke about the Bonobo, so I went out to Bang-On and had "Save the Bonobo" printed on a shirt for him!
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Originally Posted by parrythis In the movie "Skin Deep", John Ritter wore a glow-in-the-dark condom for a scene in which he combatted another actor similarly equipped. It was hilarious. Now I've got to see THAT movie!
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 Personally, I just think if you put a bunch of drinken men in almost any situation, they just can't help but whip them out. Well... That's true, but it's mostly because the drinken has this effect on our bladders...  One test is worth a thousand opinions.
I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken.
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Originally Posted by D'Art as do drunken sabreurs.probably As would epeeists...if they could ever get it up.
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It is my experience that epeeists have much stiffer blades than sabreurs.
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ahaha.
nothing is worse for a town than a drunken fencer Only thing dirtier than a sabreist, is an epeeist in bed.
Hail to the King, Baby!-Ash
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 It is my experience that epeeists have much stiffer blades than sabreurs. Does your husband know how you obtained your frame of reference? 
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He's a 3 weapon fencer......so you'll never know. 
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 He's a 3 weapon fencer......so you'll never know. Hm-m, I guess as far as that kind of fencing is concerned, many of us are
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Originally Posted by needle Hm-m, I guess as far as that kind of fencing is concerned, many of us are
Are you inferring that you like men, women and...what, sheep?
Or that you possess male, female and...a third sort of sexual organs? 
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Are you inferring that you like men, women and...what, sheep?
Or that you possess male, female and...a third sort of sexual organs? If you really must know, I meant penis, finger and tongue, but it's good to see that we have all kinds of people here - even ones with your experiences
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Originally Posted by bmcfencer Oooooooh dear. Rebel, is there something you're not telling us? ignore him. i think hes a. a worn, or b. some bull****ting runt.
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This thread brings up a couple thoughts:
1) What's a umass practice really like? (alright it gets brought up a lot, but that's not my fault)
2) Regulations on length and curvature for penis fencing Advice from University students:
On self-reflection:
There's a part of you, inside of you, that's trying to be you. You need to be that part
On mistakes you've made before:
Naw, the horse isn't dead yet, keep beating it.
On Denial:
'He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia'
On male angst:
There's a little known stage in a man's life where he goes from being a boy to a little girl, then back to a boy and THEN he becomes a man.
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Originally Posted by Furry 2) Regulations on length and curvature for penis fencing Penis Fencing is unique in that emphasis is put on girth rather than length.
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Originally Posted by Furry 1) What's a umass practice really like? UMass Fencing is unique in that emphasis is put on girth AND length.
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Originally Posted by MyrddinsPrecint UMass Fencing is unique in that emphasis is put on girth AND length. So UMass fencers are tall and corpulent? 
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