01-23-2006, 11:58 AM
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#21 | | Epee fencing addict
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| In the movie "Skin Deep", John Ritter wore a glow-in-the-dark condom for a scene in which he combatted another actor similarly equipped. It was hilarious. 
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01-23-2006, 12:20 PM
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#22 | | Senior Member
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| as do drunken sabreurs. probably
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01-23-2006, 01:07 PM
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#23 | | Incorruptible
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| Be honest, D'art. It's not just the drunk ones.
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01-23-2006, 01:16 PM
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#24 | | Senior Member
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| Personally, I just think if you put a bunch of drinken men in almost any situation, they just can't help but whip them out.  | |
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01-23-2006, 05:04 PM
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| I had an interpreter in college that was studying Anthropology or whatever, and she had the hots for Bonobo chimps and studied them and all. They're indeedily very interesting animals, I've read a few articles on them, if you know of any good books on them, I'll write them down for the next time I go to the library!
My boyfriend and I had an inside joke about the Bonobo, so I went out to Bang-On and had "Save the Bonobo" printed on a shirt for him!
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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01-23-2006, 05:09 PM
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#26 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by parrythis In the movie "Skin Deep", John Ritter wore a glow-in-the-dark condom for a scene in which he combatted another actor similarly equipped. It was hilarious. | Now I've got to see THAT movie!
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
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01-23-2006, 05:29 PM
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#27 | | Epee fencing addict
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 Personally, I just think if you put a bunch of drinken men in almost any situation, they just can't help but whip them out. | Well... That's true, but it's mostly because the drinken has this effect on our bladders... 
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01-23-2006, 07:55 PM
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#28 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by D'Art as do drunken sabreurs.probably | As would epeeists...if they could ever get it up. | |
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01-23-2006, 08:19 PM
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#29 | | Senior Member
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| It is my experience that epeeists have much stiffer blades than sabreurs. | |
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01-23-2006, 08:23 PM
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#30 | | Senior Member
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| ahaha.
nothing is worse for a town than a drunken fencer
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01-23-2006, 09:14 PM
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#31 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 It is my experience that epeeists have much stiffer blades than sabreurs. | Does your husband know how you obtained your frame of reference?  | |
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01-23-2006, 09:17 PM
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#32 | | Senior Member
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| He's a 3 weapon fencer......so you'll never know.  | |
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01-26-2006, 05:58 PM
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#33 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 He's a 3 weapon fencer......so you'll never know. | Hm-m, I guess as far as that kind of fencing is concerned, many of us are
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01-26-2006, 10:23 PM
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#34 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by needle Hm-m, I guess as far as that kind of fencing is concerned, many of us are |
Are you inferring that you like men, women and...what, sheep?
Or that you possess male, female and...a third sort of sexual organs?  | |
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01-27-2006, 02:06 PM
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#35 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Are you inferring that you like men, women and...what, sheep?
Or that you possess male, female and...a third sort of sexual organs? | If you really must know, I meant penis, finger and tongue, but it's good to see that we have all kinds of people here - even ones with your experiences
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01-27-2006, 11:42 PM
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#36 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by bmcfencer Oooooooh dear. Rebel, is there something you're not telling us? | ignore him. i think hes a. a worn, or b. some bull****ting runt.
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01-28-2006, 07:14 AM
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| This thread brings up a couple thoughts:
1) What's a umass practice really like? (alright it gets brought up a lot, but that's not my fault)
2) Regulations on length and curvature for penis fencing
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01-28-2006, 04:56 PM
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#38 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Furry 2) Regulations on length and curvature for penis fencing | Penis Fencing is unique in that emphasis is put on girth rather than length.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
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01-28-2006, 10:55 PM
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#39 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Furry 1) What's a umass practice really like? | UMass Fencing is unique in that emphasis is put on girth AND length.
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01-28-2006, 10:59 PM
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#40 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by MyrddinsPrecint UMass Fencing is unique in that emphasis is put on girth AND length. | So UMass fencers are tall and corpulent? 
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