01-21-2006, 12:42 PM
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#1 | | I am a man... A MEGA MAN!
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| Oh Samuel L. Jackson, what won't you do?
Snakes on a mother f---ing plane! http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
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01-21-2006, 01:12 PM
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#2 | | Incorruptible
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| Yeah, I'd heard about this.
Get this, Jackson was involved inthis project from the start. The studio wanted to change the title to some ridiculous cliche like "Flight 82" or "Panic in the Air", but Jackson forced them to change it back to the non-cliche, but equally ridiculous "Snakes on a Plane" or he would withdraw.
And I hear it's not even a comedy. Or rather not an intentional comedy.
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01-21-2006, 01:20 PM
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| "On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes." - IMDB
How could someone possibly avoid going to see this one opening weekend?!
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01-21-2006, 01:22 PM
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#4 | | Incorruptible
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| That's what they're counting on.
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01-21-2006, 01:23 PM
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#5 | | I am a man... A MEGA MAN!
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| "This Summer, the captain has turned off the no slithering sign."
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01-21-2006, 03:06 PM
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| On a scale of 1 to 10 I give it a ssssssix... | |
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01-21-2006, 05:32 PM
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| "In the event of an unexpected fanging, snakebite kits will automatically drop from the overhead compartment. Pull sharply on the kit to start the flow of anti-venom. Although the bag does not fill with liquid, the anti-venom will begin flowly to the affected areas immediately."
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01-21-2006, 07:17 PM
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| As long as he says, "Where's my stick, it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother F***er on it'" at some point in the movie, I'm as good as there.
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01-21-2006, 09:45 PM
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| What if he pulls a "Crocodile Hunter" and starts picking them up by the tail?
"You're alright then! What a drop dead gorgeos shiela you are! Don't get grumpy now....." | |
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01-21-2006, 10:16 PM
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#10 | | Senior Member
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| Someone MUST pull a snake out of their shirt like in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, or I will be sad. Completely distraught, in fact.
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Mais que diable allait-il faire,
Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?. . .
I am not yet so short that I cannot reach thine eyes!
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01-21-2006, 11:42 PM
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| this can't be as horrible as the homemade thriller i was in, where i was killed by a snake, TWICE, once with a horrible wig on...........
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01-22-2006, 12:08 AM
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#12 | | Senior Member
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| hahahahaha - that is great. How did you die twice??
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01-22-2006, 12:16 AM
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| one character i played has somehow just gotten a large amount of cocaine, and had gone into the woods with friends to get her fix (.........yeah, i don't know.) and then the snake got me.
the other character i played ended up in the woods about to screw around with a guy, and then both of them died.
upon further consideration, the bad wig was in a DIFFERENT slasher fic we made, and i was killed with a weed wacker when i was wearing the bad wig.
the bad wig was, i think, also on my head when i played ghengis kahn's mother, but was not on when i played ghengis kahn's wife.
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01-22-2006, 10:06 AM
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| Wow.....you lost me about half way through that post. | |
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01-22-2006, 04:44 PM
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| i was 12, hanging out in the woods with two of my best friends, both of whom were gay, and pretty much knew it at the time, and they didn't tell each other until they were about 17, because each was afraid the other wouldn't be friends with them anymore.
there were a lot of BAD movies made, and i was just about the only female in any of the movies, so i got reused in all of them.
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01-22-2006, 07:10 PM
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#16 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by bmcfencer Someone MUST pull a snake out of their shirt like in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, or I will be sad. Completely distraught, in fact. |
This simply begs for a filthy joke.
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01-22-2006, 07:15 PM
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#17 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by MyrddinsPrecint this can't be as horrible as the homemade thriller i was in, where i was killed by a snake, TWICE, once with a horrible wig on........... | How did they persuade the snake to wear a wig? ( And why, but that's another question. ) 
Pssst! The shift key is usually on the left side of your keyboard. It often has a little up-pointing arrow on it, along with the word 'Shift'... 
Oh, wait, I see that you know where it is. So why do you use it when you don't really need it, and not when you do?  | |
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01-22-2006, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata How did they persuade the snake to wear a wig? ( And why, but that's another question. )
Pssst! The shift key is usually on the left side of your keyboard. It often has a little up-pointing arrow on it, along with the word 'Shift'...
Oh, wait, I see that you know where it is. So why do you use it when you don't really need it, and not when you do? | because i hate you.
my "whites" are a kind of off-white color too.
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