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    Is it just me or is Steve Irwin a total babe?

    I was jealous when I found out he had a wife and kid.

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    It's just you.


    BTW: I'm single, and without any kids.
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    Yes, it's just you, Corny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornflower
    I was jealous when I found out he had a wife and kid.
    Isn't he the freak than dangled his young child out a window? No, wait - that was Michael Jackson. THIS freak dangled his young child in front of some crocs, didn't he?

    Yeah, that's the kind of man I should've snagged... Cute, good parenting skills. If nothing else, I wouldn't have to save so much for college. Could buy more weapons NOW.

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    It's the accent - for whatever reason that ups his hottie rating significantly!
    You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

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    Almost invariably, that is true. (Unless it's a southern accent... or a thick New York accent...) Yeah, foreign accents are a definite plus.

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    Accents ARE a plus, but Steve Irwin is icky, and he teaches my child to do bad things (like pick up snakes!)

    (And btw Cornflower, he has 2 kids!)
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    but his accent is only Australien, what's so foreign about that. After all, English is his native language......

    Hmmm......I don't really know what's so special about him except for his crocodile dundee thing.....
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    Accent = hottie? Somehow I've always realized this but I've never been able to do an accent effectively. What accent do you ladies find the sexiest? Perhaps if I work hard enough at it, it'll happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackOfHearts
    It's just you.


    BTW: I'm single, and without any kids.
    I converted my children into an efficient, clean burning fuel source.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackOfHearts
    Accent = hottie? Somehow I've always realized this but I've never been able to do an accent effectively. What accent do you ladies find the sexiest? Perhaps if I work hard enough at it, it'll happen.
    Ever notice how, in large part, west coasters and east coasters have the same accent? Thick New York accents aside, I went to a camp where roughly half the kids were from CA and the other half from NY, and we all sounded pretty much the same. On the other hand, everyone else we saw in the city had a lovely French accent....
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    Thank God I am married.

    To read such things from the gals is enough to make a single guy want to enter a monastary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feltan
    To read such things from the gals is enough to make a single guy want to enter a monastary.
    Steve Irwin... I dunno.... I'm not exactly discouraged, except for the accent. That has me puzzled...

    And I once thought about becoming a priest, but attendance at a catholic highschool cured me of those notions right quick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackOfHearts
    ....except for the accent. That has me puzzled...
    I feel for ya buddy. What is a guy like you supposed to do? Maybe you should effect an accent like Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther movies?

    "....eks-cuusa me...do you have a fooooon...."

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    Two kids? Aw.

    Well he's hot. He's Australian. He's buff. He wears shorts! Sometimes he wears his shirt open! Oooh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelFencer
    I converted my children into an efficient, clean burning fuel source.
    By feeding them beans for methane production?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JackOfHearts
    Steve Irwin... I dunno.... I'm not exactly discouraged, except for the accent. That has me puzzled...
    Don't worry the inverse square law applies to both gravity and how impressed a woman is by accents.

    .... so assuming you like sophisticated well travelled types your not missing out (much) .

    Oh and forget accents, the kilt is the thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith
    Oh and forget accents, the kilt is the thing.
    Steve Irwin in a kilt... I think I'd explode.

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    I have to agree with the kilt thing. (Although still NOT the Steve Irwin thing.)

    My husband wore a kilt to our wedding. *swoon*
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    I don't think I have the legs for a kilt.
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