01-18-2006, 08:14 PM
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| If you haven't read this...
I honestly think that this is one of the funniest things on the internet. I can't even begin to explain it, so I'll let it speak for itself: http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/japanese/teacher.html
__________________ "What, really? I thought that song was just about a dragon who lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee."
"Dan, you're such a dumb*ss"
Read it, be happy: Funny | 
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01-18-2006, 09:25 PM
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| So far it rocks.
EDIT: Is it weird that I see everything he is describing in my mind like it's an issue of Tenjho Tenge (a really kick-*** manga)?
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The gpa requirement for UGA Pharmacy is based solely upon those classes they require. What that means for me is in the eyes of UGA Pharmacy- I have a 4.0. Yes that's right- I freaking rock!
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01-18-2006, 10:20 PM
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| "It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came."
OMG! I just fell down, cried, and peed myself all in the same breath! That is one of the funniest things I think I have ever read!
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The gpa requirement for UGA Pharmacy is based solely upon those classes they require. What that means for me is in the eyes of UGA Pharmacy- I have a 4.0. Yes that's right- I freaking rock!
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01-18-2006, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Jeebus OMG! I just fell down, cried, and peed myself all in the same breath! That is one of the funniest things I think I have ever read! | ...Keep reading.  | |
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01-18-2006, 10:55 PM
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| O.O
......-no words-.......
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01-18-2006, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Dmitrivna O.O
......-no words-....... | Sure there are.
...KANCHO!!!! | |
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01-18-2006, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Jeebus OMG! I just fell down, cried, and peed myself all in the same breath! That is one of the funniest things I think I have ever read! | That's not even that funny compared to the rest. If you're reacting that strongly, you might want to take a break. The worst I've done is crack a rib reading this.
Oh, and by the way, I think this quote is the greatest: Quote:
Later in the class, he turned around in his chair to talk to his friend behind him. He sat on his knees in the chair, and bent over his friend's desk behind him. ...For those of you unable to visualize this, basically it meant that he was bent over in front of me, *** all up in the air.
Oh, now he's just asking for it.
.....Waitaminute, did I seriously just have that thought?! ....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/Vader] What is this country doing to me?!
Darth Azrael: Do it. Give in to the Darkside. Give him a well-deserved taste of his own medicine.
Jedi Azrael: Crazy, you must be! Kancho floodgates you will open.
Darth Azrael: Look at that - you will never have such an easy target! Now is the time to establish your superiority! Launch him clear across the room. Search your feelings, you know this to be the right course of action.
Jedi Azrael: This act, if you do, on, will be the ****. Neverending, the attacks will be. Leaving the country, you will be. Out of your suitcase, they will come. Your ***, they will pillage. Afraid? You should be.
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__________________ "What, really? I thought that song was just about a dragon who lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee."
"Dan, you're such a dumb*ss"
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01-19-2006, 12:07 AM
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| dude this is some of the funniest stuff i have ever read.
china is nothing compared to this. ahaha
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01-19-2006, 12:24 AM
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| The "Gaijin Smash" part is unbeleivable. Just hilarious... | |
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01-19-2006, 05:18 PM
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| Za bumpity-bump.
It's too good a link to let it die.
__________________ "What, really? I thought that song was just about a dragon who lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee."
"Dan, you're such a dumb*ss"
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01-19-2006, 06:13 PM
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| OMG FENCING REFERENCE! Quote: |
I parry fingers like a pro.
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01-19-2006, 06:26 PM
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| I'll read more later, but the last entry "Special Delivery" was really funny. Man if you think getting a sex talk from YOUR parents is bad... try having a former nun for a mother!
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Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl lol this reminds me of the prison documentary I saw. ew. | Kinda glad it's invite only.  | |
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01-19-2006, 08:26 PM
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#13 | | Question Game Queen
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| This seems to be a more current link. | |
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