01-18-2006, 01:12 AM
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#21 | | Senior Member
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| Damn it's been so long since I've seen that.... Thanks for clearing that up.
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01-18-2006, 01:14 AM
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#22 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Mid-West USA
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| BAH!!!
The correct answer is: "In that case, do you have some Grey Poupon?"
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01-18-2006, 01:24 AM
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#23 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Des Moines, Iowa
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| Darn it, Cornflower, you beat me to the Blackadder reference. I was going to throw in "Irony....it's like goldy and bronzy, isn't it?" and see who caught it....
I'm glad to see that there are others on the board who appreciate Blackadder, though. 
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01-18-2006, 09:28 AM
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#24 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Amadeus correct answer #2: oh...well, then, can you make change for a hundred? | mm hmm i second that. haha
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01-18-2006, 12:32 PM
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#25 | | Senior Member
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| Crush him with your wallet.
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01-18-2006, 12:32 PM
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#26 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: SoCal
Posts: 1,117
| Hmm... The guy is dissing a person who plays with "weapons?"
You could have looked at him, not said anything for a second, and then said, slowly "If I'm a fencer, I've got a 34" long sword in this bag. <pause> Are you sure you don't any any change?" And then just stare at him, without saying a word... | |
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01-18-2006, 01:08 PM
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#27 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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| hmm, nah, kinda mean. I'd go with response 1 or 2, personally...
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01-18-2006, 01:19 PM
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#28 | | moose rules!
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Switzerland
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| see how far society has come......
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01-18-2006, 02:38 PM
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#29 | | Senior Member
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| Just tell him that there's nothing below a 50 in your pocket.
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01-18-2006, 04:10 PM
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#30 | | Senior Member
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| obviously he cant see that guy anymore
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01-18-2006, 04:54 PM
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#31 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by gtmac Don't you mean stab him? | Actually I think being rogered with a red hot piece of metal is a lot more painful.
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01-18-2006, 05:13 PM
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#32 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: State of Massachusetts, USA
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| OK, I see several possible responses, for DFP. And yes, I realize some of these (most) have already been said, I'm just putting them all in one place.
1. "I had money, until I started fencing."
2. "I 'play' with weapons and have 5 epees in my bag. Now do you have change?"
3. Do something stupid and comical, that wouldn't actually happen, like smash him with a wad of 100s.
4. The overly rightous (sp?) approach: "That is a false steroetype which is neither correct nor moral etc..."
5. "I'm not rich. Can I please have a dime?"
6. Mutter "Stupid sabeur/foilist/epeeist".
7. Proceed to stab the hell out of him with 3 feet of pointy metal.
8. There are probably more, and I made add some later...
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