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Damn it's been so long since I've seen that.... Thanks for clearing that up.
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BAH!!!
The correct answer is: "In that case, do you have some Grey Poupon?"
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Feltan
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Darn it, Cornflower, you beat me to the Blackadder reference. I was going to throw in "Irony....it's like goldy and bronzy, isn't it?" and see who caught it....
I'm glad to see that there are others on the board who appreciate Blackadder, though.  The Lady Riposter
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 Originally Posted by Amadeus correct answer #2: oh...well, then, can you make change for a hundred? mm hmm i second that. haha
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Crush him with your wallet. RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
-Army Fencer
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Hmm... The guy is dissing a person who plays with "weapons?"
You could have looked at him, not said anything for a second, and then said, slowly "If I'm a fencer, I've got a 34" long sword in this bag. <pause> Are you sure you don't any any change?" And then just stare at him, without saying a word...
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hmm, nah, kinda mean. I'd go with response 1 or 2, personally... - I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe
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see how far society has come...... Beat it...Jab it...Stab it...FENCE IT!!!
***little t***Fiskebäckskil!***
Take me 2 YVR!
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Just tell him that there's nothing below a 50 in your pocket. "If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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obviously he cant see that guy anymore (\__/)
(='.'=)this is bob. copy and paste bob into your
(")_(")signature to help him gain world domination.
a life?!?... cool!.... where can you download one of those?
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Originally Posted by gtmac Don't you mean stab him? Actually I think being rogered with a red hot piece of metal is a lot more painful.
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OK, I see several possible responses, for DFP. And yes, I realize some of these (most) have already been said, I'm just putting them all in one place.
1. "I had money, until I started fencing."
2. "I 'play' with weapons and have 5 epees in my bag. Now do you have change?"
3. Do something stupid and comical, that wouldn't actually happen, like smash him with a wad of 100s.
4. The overly rightous (sp?) approach: "That is a false steroetype which is neither correct nor moral etc..."
5. "I'm not rich. Can I please have a dime?"
6. Mutter "Stupid sabeur/foilist/epeeist".
7. Proceed to stab the hell out of him with 3 feet of pointy metal.
8. There are probably more, and I made add some later... Think about someone you know of "average" intelligence. Then think that half the world is dumber than that.
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