How will I die? (game)

[Tazz]

Simple silly game because I'm bored.

How do you think the poster above you will die? Make up a story...

[latenight]

Originally Posted by Tazz

Simple silly game because I'm bored.

How do you think the poster above you will die? Make up a story...

Tazz will be the drummer for a great underground band. One concert, the pyrotechnics will go off wrong and sadly take our sweet Tazz with them. On the bright side, she will be remembered as a music legend and thousands will wear tshirts with her image and argue for hours on the net about the true meaning of her lyrics. She will have a lsting influence on musical style for decades...fin

[Fencergrl]

Latenight would finally convince 3 women to get together for a little fun... the night was memorable but the next morning after they leave he realizes that his old back injury is acting up and he can't move!!!

Spot is no help, because he just keeps pointing to his dish. His other pup... Molly? just keeps licking his face.... in a weird twist of fate... all women call back the next day... but Late was unable to reach the phone.

So there he laid for days eventually wasting away with a weird look of bliss and agony on his face.

On the plus side... he got a promotion at work during the weeks he lay dying and no one noticed him missing.

Spot left with the pup after 3 days.... and they live with a tall attractive blonde down the street... busting the myth wide open that dogs are loyal.

[Tazz]

Fencergrl will get high on caffeine and decide to go for a good old fashioned walk in the rain. As she crosses a road she's hit by a truck with a burst tire.. and she wakes up 2 months later in the hospital.. with 4 fingers missing. She decides to find her four fingers if its the last thing she does.. but when she leaves the hospital she is kidnapped by a serial killer.. who cuts off the rest of her fingers too.. then kills her.

[JackOfHearts]

Tazz will go for another late night swim in the pool. Hrm... just to make it interesting, lets say she goes skinny-dipping. A few minutes after she dives in, she notices a peeping tom with one of those night vision cameras recording her. After giving him (or her) the finger, she climbs up the edge of the pool, and runs for her towel while looking for something to bludgeon the camera person. Unfortunately, she doesn't keep an eye out for an errant pool toy, slips, hits her head on the edge of the hot tub, and falls in face first.

[esskreemr]

JOH, decides, after a 5 days of 24 hours a day video game playing, that he needs to change his life, get a well paying job and finally start achieving the life he's always wanted. He takes a walk outside to clear his thoughts get some fresh air. He was so engrossed in his major life change, that he didn't see the roaming pack of rabid chihuahuas closing in on him. Police later find his corpse, still bloodied by the nippings of that varacious pack of dogs...

[swordwench]

I'll bite!

Ess finally amasses enough vacation time and spare change to buy that ticket to Sverige. He accompanies ZZ on a whirlwind pub crawl and drinks far too much aqua vitae. Unluckily for Ess, however, a Viking recreation group (akin to the SCA, but with far more lethal weapons) is practicing on the town common. He decides to get in on the action - he is, after all, a foilist! - but his skills with that dainty weapon are no match for the bludgeoning he receives from the battle axes and fur-clad warriors, and he soon falls before them.

ZZ is horrified to see the love of her life lying in a pool of his own blood, the life force slowly draining from him. His last words are "You were right, my love... I should have taken up epee..."

[Fencergrl]

Swordwench’s death is quick and painful… One spring, S’wench decides to do a little cleaning. She does a fabulous job and has just one closet to go…. Before she realizes what happens the skeletons from days gone by (and really good bottle of wine) come tumbling down in an avalanche… the bottle of wine whacks her on the head so hard, she dies instantly.

Her guy finds her… pushes her and all the skeletons and the undamaged bottle of wine back into the closet…

But wait the story doesn’t end there… she floats up… Saint Peter says… sorry girl you’re on the naughty list… down, down she sinks… where she gets rejected once again as she’s likely to corrupt those souls as well.

S’wench shrugs and wanders back into the closet to party with the skeletons that got her kicked out of heaven and hell and a bottle of really good wine.

The moral of the story don't houseclean, but if you do keep some good booze handy.

[Feltan]

Fencergrl's second death prediction:

She lives to the ripe old age of 90, and is shot by a jealous wife in her 50's.

Regards,
Feltan

[Rapier_wit]

Feltan unfortunately falls victim to ink poisoning. His (I'm not sure if Feltan is a guy or a girl, just bear with me!) buddies at work decided to use him as a human post-it note as a practical joke. They covered him with all sorts of phone numbers, odd clientele jobs, and chinese take-out menus. What they didn't know is the felt tipped markers and pens they were using full of a lethal ink.

(Sorry if that didn't work, but the name "Feltan" made me think of "felt pen")

[Krazyhades]

Rapier_wit will lose (maybe it's already started! Felt Pen..., haha) his rapier wit, and go senile. At which point he will be but in a nursing home and be lost to the world of fencing. Which will kill him, because his subconsious is still attatched to the thing he (she?) loves (fencing), and he will refuse to eat.

[esskreemr]

Originally Posted by Krazyhades

Rapier_wit will lose (maybe it's already started! Felt Pen..., haha) his rapier wit, and go senile. At which point he will be but in a nursing home and be lost to the world of fencing. Which will kill him, because his subconsious is still attatched to the thing he (she?) loves (fencing), and he will refuse to eat.

Perhaps she died from the shock of the sudden sex change...probably used to it by now.

[JackOfHearts]

Krazyhades and Esskeemr are crushed by space rocks carrying mutagenic ooze. Their corpes arose, became zombies, and went to washington to feast on the brains of polititians. They soon died of mal nutrition.

On with the show!

[Tazz]

Jack wins the lotto and decides to see the world. On his flight to Asia.. one of the engines fail.. and his plane crashes onto a small island.. Jack, except for a spaniel, is the sole survivor. For many days he and the Spaniel, who he named Billidibob, try find food and shelter.. but due to bad weather they fail. Eventually, Billidibob gets so hungry, he attacks and eats Jack.. 2 hours later, the dog is spotted and rescued by an old fisherman.

[Krazyhades]

Tazz will die during a fantastic olympic epee bout, during which the opponent's blade snaps during a lunge, and the blade is plunged directly into his throat...fortunately Tazz will be ressurected as music (see Tazz's profile) and live on forever in fencer lore.

[Feltan]

Originally Posted by Rapier_wit

I'm not sure if Feltan is a guy or a girl, just bear with me!

Oh, most certainly male. Me and Swinging Richard have been together from the start.

Regards,
Feltan

[parrythis]

Krazyhades will be electrocuted when a random lightning strike near his house overloads his game system and the power surge passes through the controller to his body. Due to the amount of time he normally sits playing games, his family does not notice that he's dead for two days.

[Rapier_wit]

Originally Posted by esskreemr

Perhaps she died from the shock of the sudden sex change...probably used to it by now.

Gosh, the things I go through these days....

Parrythis will unfortunately not be able to parry the one strike that will inevitable cause his (goodness, I just don't know anybody's gender on here do I? But then again, it's payback time!) downfall. On his tombstone, his epithet reads...."Here lies Parry this who couldn't parry that."

Feltan - Oh good. I'm right for once!

[ChrisBrasel]

Rapier_Wit will go to a foreign country get drunk off of 2 dollar PBR's the size of your leg (I know i had 5 before going to a Buddhist temple, bad idea). After shot gunning a few, she will walk down a back alley to find a bathroom and be mugged by a hungry gang of cannibal half-children-half-bicycles. No one will find her body as the bones are used by hobos to make lean-tos.

[esskreemr]

Originally Posted by Rapier_wit

Gosh, the things I go through these days....

Don't worry, I saw yer pics. You're definitely female or else you're REALLY good at hiding Captain Winky.