How will I die? (game)

[ChrisBrasel]

Rapier_Wit will be looking out her window when she sees a herd of giraffees run by. She goes outside to see whats going on when a straggler, a rhino, runs over her. Millions of robot chickens will toothbrush and sock lasers( aqua teen hunger force) will peck at her bones for eternity.

[Grimman5000]

CB will implode

[Go? Fencing?]

Grimman will get eaten by gremlins. Then the UPS guy will come and box up his remains and ship them to Timbuctoo. Or Kalamazoo. Whichever one's cheaper.

[latenight]

Originally Posted by Go? Fencing?

Grimman will get eaten by gremlins. Then the UPS guy will come and box up his remains and ship them to Timbuctoo. Or Kalamazoo. Whichever one's cheaper.

G?F? will move to the South. Squirrel season, 'nuff said.

[ChrisBrasel]

Latenight after making fun of the south will recieve a 21 gun salute...to the face

[latenight]

Originally Posted by ChrisBrasel

Latenight after making fun of the south will recieve a 21 gun salute...to the face

Hey, I live in the South, how do you think I know about squirrel hunting?




Oh, I guess I have to figure out a way to kill you this thread stays in order.

Hmmmmmmmm................ChrisBrasel watches the video tape from The Ring...

[Krazyhades]

Latenight the Reflecting God gets angry at a worshiper and decides "It's time to SMITE baby!". He shoots rays of angry-godliness, but forgets that he is The Reflecting God. The rays reflect of the target of his divine fury and incinerate him.

[PerfectKnight42]

KH will one day be posting on Fnet when he suddenly switches from threads so fast that his computer explodes, taking him out, along with half a city block in every direction.

[Go? Fencing?]

One day, PK42 will be eating an ice cream sundae in perfect happiness when suddenly he gets a brain freeze and his mouth stops working properly. He will choke on the chocolate sauce and his brain will explode.

[Krazyhades]

Originally Posted by PerfectKnight42

KH will one day be posting on Fnet when he suddenly switches from threads so fast that his computer explodes, taking him out, along with half a city block in every direction.

Nice one!

G?F? will be insulting somebody on the compliment thread, but her tounge is so sharp that when she bites off her tounge while in deep thought, it comes off, lands on her leg, and cuts open an artery. Poor G?F?

[JackOfHearts]

Krazyhades will be taking a stroll one moonlit night. On his way home, he thinks he sees something. He looks around, and sees nothing but shadows. As he walks toward home, an eerie feeling comes over him. He starts to walk faster, then breaks out into a run when suddenly he falls face first into the gound. He tries to stand, and it was then that he realizes that he's missing a leg. He screams... or tries to. Kinda hard to do when your head has been cleanly severed from your neck. It seems KH has been another victim of... Ninjas.


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[PerfectKnight42]

Jack-0-hearts will one day be walking along when suddenly he sees a jawa and says, "Oh look. A ninja". The Jawas then proceed to capture him and sell him into slavery so that he might atone for his offence. Then he starves to death after not being bought by any slave traders.

[angriff]

PerfectKnight will disintegrate into nothingness on realising that nothing is perfect in this world.

[Aqua_volans]

angriff will die in a plane crash. in an airport. crash landing on the runway, the pilot loses control and smashes into another plane which careers off into another runway, another plane is landing at the same time and smashes intot eh wreckage, but as the pilot was trying to pull u, lighter bits of that plane fly sky high smashing into the 3rd level of the stacking column, the trajectory of the plane that was in the stacking column results in it smashing into the 2nd level. the pilot wtches in awe at the destruction, not noticing that his plane is in a direct collision course with the landing plane at the other runway, he smashes into it and crashes onto runway number one, another plane which was schedule to land on runway number one sees the carnage and swereve to avoid it and it smashes into a terminal building taking out two parked planes.

total damge: half an airport terminal building, 3x777-200s, 2xA320s,1x747-400,1x 757-200, 2x MD90

total loss of life :including angriff, 2194 - excluding angriff , 2193.

[Tazz]

AV will be shot dead by police who mistake him for a mafia boss.

[Fencergrl]

Tazz will suffer a horrible concussion, causing her to lose her memory. While in the hospital she is befriended by a member of a Christian Folk band who notices she is a natural percussionist. She quickly becomes their tambourine player and hits the road on a cross-country tour of various churches.

At night, her consciousness is aware of the life she is leading a tries to kill herself by suffocating herself with stuffed animals. Sadly she awakes every morning to the taste of stuffy stuffing and dust in her mouth… and a vague urge to drum wildly.

Poor Tazz doesn’t die just her soul….

[Tazz]

FG will hurt her back while playing tennis.. she sees a physiotherapist.. whom she falls instantly inlove with. He is a really weird guy though, and is a health freak and has some serious issues. He tells her she's too fat, she becomes desperate to please him, and starts starving herself. She becomes so obsessed, she ends up in hospital. No matter what anyone tells her, even her husband, she wont eat.. and she eventually grows so weak she dies.

[Krazyhades]

Tazz will be working in a new defense facility. She will walk through the gates without saying the password correctly, and the mutant guard rhinos will be released. She will actually not get gored until 1.3 minutes into the chase, after climbing up a tree. The rhinos knock down the tree and she gets torn to shreds. Ouch.

[fencerontheline]

Krazyhades will die when his computer gets super-pissed off and pops a boner, killing him instantly.

[Krazyhades]

FencerOnline will die when somebody decides his moronic sexual comments will cuase some crazy priest who decides that he must be an evil heretic and exorcises him by killing him...stupid priest...