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ChrisBrasel · 01-12-2006, 11:14 PM

In an insane attempt to backflip from a ATV off of a mountain Krazyhades will fly off of the ramp, only to stabbed through the head by the fleche of doom from ChrisBrasel. ChrisBrasel then use Krazyhades' body as a platform to double jump from and land safely in an adoring crowd of hawt supermodel fencers.

Krazyhades · 01-12-2006, 11:17 PM

Unfortunately for Chris, the supermodels are all lesbians and hate Chris's use of KH's body to save himself. The rip Chris to shreads, clone KH, and your imagination can take it from there...

Go? Fencing? · 01-12-2006, 11:22 PM

KH and CB both die from their killing-each-other rivalry, and their bodies are abducted by aliens and brought to a far-away nebula, never to return.

Krazyhades · 01-12-2006, 11:26 PM

G?F? becomes incinerated in a massive erruption of molten gold pouring from the earth. P Diddy buys her body and puts it on a massive gold chain to use as the world's coolest piece of bling ever

ChrisBrasel · 01-12-2006, 11:59 PM

Krazyhades is reconstructed as an alien cyborg whose sole misson is to repopulate. after being deposited on a all homosexual planet who reproduce through cloning, Kh develops a concience and commits suicide by colon implosion

angriff · 01-13-2006, 12:37 AM

Chris will simply die from overposting in this thread.

ChrisBrasel · 01-13-2006, 12:41 AM

when i point out to angriff that krazyhades has posted 2 times more than i did his head will explode off of his body in amazement only to be sucked up into the intake of a plane. his head will supply food to the 3rd world for years to come

(I'm pretty bored.)

Grasshopper · 01-13-2006, 02:43 AM

Chris will die of bird flu at 5:45pm the day after tomorrow.

Go? Fencing? · 01-13-2006, 03:01 AM

Grasshopper will die from embarassment when he realises that his title says "Foil's Girl" rather than what is presumed to have supposed to have been "Foil's Ninja."

Aqua_volans · 01-13-2006, 04:07 AM

G?F? will die by walking into a gutter, and flipping a nearby manhole cover to hit her head, gets slammed into a lamp post, in a daze gets knocked intot he path of an oncoming car, which slams her into a passing train going by the road, not dead yet, someone phoned the ambulance, the ambulance drives near and over her bloody body stopping, seeing no casualty as the van is directly over her, it leaves. a good samaritan tries to help her, but an accident happens on the road because drivers slow down to see the commotion, a driver driving fast creates a pile up and a flying trailer slams and kills the entire crowd , G?F? too. total estimated death toll : 134

Grasshopper · 01-13-2006, 04:49 AM

AV will die another day.

JackOfHearts · 01-13-2006, 05:15 AM

Grasshopper will get stepped on by a ginormous shoe. Either that, or get swatted by a rolled up newspaper.

Tazz · 01-13-2006, 05:35 AM

Jack will fall asleep infront of the TV whilst watching a mountain climbing documentary. He'll dream that he's on the top of the highest mountain.. and start sleepwalking.. he'll fall down the stairs and break both his legs. His old neighbour hears the noise and calls an ambulance. When he gets to the hospital, the doctors mistake him for a politician, and one specifically politically minded doctor will slip him some poison and he'll.. die.

JackOfHearts · 01-13-2006, 06:10 AM

Years from now, Tazz will be walking toward a bar to drown her sorrows after finding out the love of her life is married to another woman. On the way there, she is stopped by this man, who goes down on his knees and begs her to take him back. He even goes as far as to show her the divorce papers, and is ready to do anything to prove his love for her. A part of her wants to kill him, and another part wants to make love to him right there in the middle of the street. A compromise is reached, and after slapping him silly, she forgives him, and they spend a wild night of passion back at his mansion. Unfortuneatly, while he did throw his ex wife out a week ago, he hadn't changed the locks on the doors. Including the one to the gun cabinet. His ex, who had been so distraught at the loss of her marriage, went into the house, took his antique battle ax off the wall, and decapitated the sleeping couple with one stroke. She then blew her brains out using a pistol from the gun cabinet.

Louweasel · 01-13-2006, 07:59 AM

JackofHearts will die of apostrophe starvation.

Either that or massive blood loss from multiple paper cuts after being attacked by all the other cards in the deck...

Aqua_volans · 01-13-2006, 09:28 AM

Louweasel will die as the good samaritan who tried to help G?F? alteration to death toll estimate :135

Rapier_wit · 01-13-2006, 11:05 AM

Aqua will die to do the simple fact of drowning. He tried his hand at underwater fencing training. Unfortunately....he forgot his snorkel.

ChrisBrasel · 01-13-2006, 11:53 AM

Rapier_Wit will see a shiny pile of gold from a long distance. After days of trekking, she jumps into the pile swimming in it in glee. Sadly in her elation she didn't notice the dragon about to sit on her head.

Epee_Pox · 01-13-2006, 01:22 PM

CB will be turned into a newt.

And won't get better.

Rapier_wit · 01-13-2006, 02:44 PM

Epee_Pox will be overrun by reavers with boughts of chicken pox as he couldn't quite stand up to Mal's "I am to misbehave" quota.