01-12-2006, 08:40 AM
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#41 | | Immortal
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Originally Posted by PeterGustafsson Hi!
Tazz will lead a good life, and die at the age of 103, surrounded by 17 children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and so on.
Have a nice time!
Peter Gustafsson | Peter will die from being too nice.
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Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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01-12-2006, 11:57 AM
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#42 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
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| Sabreur obviously will never die, being immortal. Unless Connor chops his head off. There can be only one!
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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01-12-2006, 11:59 AM
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#43 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
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Originally Posted by RITFencing Sabreur obviously will never die, being immortal. Unless Connor chops his head off. There can be only one! |
RIT will be swept away by a rogue gust of wind on the quarter mile and find himself impalled on the sundial or the infinity loop, his choice. 
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01-12-2006, 12:02 PM
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#44 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,664
| I get a choice! Woot! (It would totally be the infinity sign. Then my corpse would slowly revolve.)
Latenight will let his perverted mind take over at the wrong time and be drawn and quartered by the Christian Right.
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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01-12-2006, 12:07 PM
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#45 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ---->
Posts: 2,132
| RIT will dye as usual.
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01-12-2006, 12:28 PM
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#46 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 8,916
| Epee Pox would die from small pox.
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With special thanks to Mr. E...
“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.” - George Bernard Shaw | |
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01-12-2006, 02:13 PM
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#47 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Under your bed
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01-12-2006, 02:19 PM
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#48 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| But take Grimman5000 out with her as this newcomer would make the mistake of standing too close to this "hot babe".
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With special thanks to Mr. E...
“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.” - George Bernard Shaw | |
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01-12-2006, 03:11 PM
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#49 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ---->
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| Fencergrl will die in many small slices, after walking over a sharp sidewalk grating while wearing a particularly heavy hat.
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01-12-2006, 03:16 PM
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#50 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: A-Town
Posts: 512
| Epee_Pox will piss off a witch who will turn all of his internal organs into ferretts who will contract rabies and scratch their way out of his stomach, eventaully conquering the world like that movie with the crazy white rabbits.
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Only thing dirtier than a sabreist, is an epeeist in bed.
Hail to the King, Baby!-Ash
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01-12-2006, 04:25 PM
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#51 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The City of Roses
Posts: 905
| ChrisBrasel will die when he attempts to calculate the final digit of pi.
After 3 days of reciting numbers he will accidently recite an ancient spell hidden among them. This spell will cause him to burp, f@rt, and hiccup at the same time, resulting in his implosion.
Strangly, this is how the dinosaurs died...
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Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.
"Dude! Zombie Keith Moon would be an unstoppable force!!
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01-12-2006, 05:28 PM
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#52 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: State of Massachusetts, USA
Posts: 569
| Elemental will die on a trip to Alaska, where he will be gored by a rampaging buffalo which had disappeared from a farm in Arizona twelve years before that. His body will be forever preserved in a glacier which runs over it over the five hours after his death.
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01-12-2006, 06:31 PM
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#53 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: A-Town
Posts: 512
| Krazyhades will $hit an army of baby kittens. Sadly this will dehydrate him to the point where he drinks a whole container of drano which will melt his brain.
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Only thing dirtier than a sabreist, is an epeeist in bed.
Hail to the King, Baby!-Ash
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01-12-2006, 06:43 PM
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#54 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Mid-West USA
Posts: 613
| Chris will give an important lecture to the National Organization for Women, but accidentally address one of the question and answer participants as "honey." Whereupon he will be beaten to death.
Regards,
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01-12-2006, 06:47 PM
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#55 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: State of Massachusetts, USA
Posts: 569
| Feltan will be smothered to death by a wild panda while on safari in China. His body will then be used by the Chinese government in part of a setup to frame the United States in slaughtering innocent chinese civilians which the Chinese government has slaughtered, leading to WWIII.
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Think about someone you know of "average" intelligence. Then think that half the world is dumber than that.
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01-12-2006, 06:48 PM
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#56 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: A-Town
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| One day Krazyhades will forget which is mightier, the pen or the sword. While dueling, he will trip, fall, and impale his face with the pen. Then his challenger will die of laughter. ChrisBrasel picks up the lady over whom honor is being fought over, and “conquer” some new territory.
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Only thing dirtier than a sabreist, is an epeeist in bed.
Hail to the King, Baby!-Ash
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01-12-2006, 06:49 PM
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#57 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,975
| Chris will be sitting under a tree working on some deep scientific theory.. when a coconut hits him on the head killing him immeadietly. Ironically.. 2 seconds before this happened.. he had figured out the answer to the universe.. and shouted something which sounded like "Yeeeeeeeeewrikaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Wearing my moooooooody pants today. Again.
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01-12-2006, 06:52 PM
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#58 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: State of Massachusetts, USA
Posts: 569
| Tazz is going to explode as a result of spontaneously generating too much fiendish creativity. Tazz's body will provide clues as to the Theory of Everything, by finding that gravity is in fact caused by an excess of fiendish creativity. The scientists studying the body will be unable to determine if the creativity itself killed Tazz or if it was the extreme gravity created as a result, which pulled enourmous massive objects towards him (her?) at an excess of 429.8 MPH.
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01-12-2006, 07:41 PM
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#59 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ---->
Posts: 2,132
| KH will die in a sadly unmemorable silly putty accident.
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01-12-2006, 07:45 PM
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#60 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: State of Massachusetts, USA
Posts: 569
| Epee_pox will slowly sicken over the course of a year and a half from the mysterious "Epee Pox", a rare disease that is only found in fencers. All fencers develop it within months of seriously picking up fencing, but it normally lays dormant for long periods of time, often never actually "waking up" during a fencer's lifetime. Epee_pox's body will be covered in long, thin marks that look like rust, but upon closer inspection are actually epee pox colonies.
Is that rust on your jacket? Are you sure?
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