How will I die? (game)

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Esskreemr will die when the leg press machine breaks, and 1000 lbs comes sliding down on him.

[Krazyhades]

DPFH will be on a trampoline under a treebranch next to a pool. He will be jumping up and down, minding his own business, having some fun, when he makes the highest and coolest jump of his trapolining career. His head will smash into the branch above him, paralyzing him, and then his body will fall limply into the pool. As he watches on, paralyzed.

[fencerontheline]

Krazyhades will wake up next to a woman's saberist after a night of extreme drunkedness, and will commit seppouku by eating a frisbee.

[Krazyhades]

Seppuku by eating a frisbee???

fencerontheline will be riding his bicycle, no worries at all, when all of a sudden a tree jumps in front of him. He crashes at high speed into it, crushing his abdomen as it gets squished between the bike and the tree (after flipping over the handlebars). He lies there for three hours before somebody stops by. But they stop by only to look at the tree in the middle of the road, and then walk off.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

As well he should.


Fencerontheline will not die. He will dissapear mysteriously while on a boat to italy OR he will die of the worlds worst reported case of blue balls, after being duped by a VET womens sabre fencer. He deserved it.

[fencerontheline]

DFP will die in a freak(y) accident, being crushed between the legs of an ancient mesopotamian fertility goddess.

[Krazyhades]

fenerontheline will die by choking/drowning when he somehow managed to fit his mouth over a showerhead, but was unable to remove it. He was discovered an hour later, bloated from 102.7 lbs of water filling him up.

[ChrisBrasel]

Krazyhades will sit on a bottle of tabasco sauce which will eat away his stomach spilling acid inside his blood, boiling him from the inside

[angriff]

Chris will die as Krazyhades melts into a pool of toxic tabasco, which flows onto Chris' feet and melts him into another pool of toxic tabasco.

[Aqua_volans]

angriff will die as he walks into the path of a drifting nissan skyline.

[Go? Fencing?]

Aqua_volans will die in an office accident involving duct tape catapults, plastic-coated paper clips, and a red Swingline stapler. Luckily for him though, he'll take three people with him.

[Grasshopper]

Go?Fencing?'s head will explode when his Canadian brain gets too big for his American skull. All the people of France will laugh and another page of Polish history will be written.

[fencerontheline]

Grasshopper will die, killed by the secret thrust, just as he's uncovered the secret to fencing.

[LUDICROUS]

Fencerontheline will die when a lightning bolt hits him, he is accidentally shot by a deer hunter, thrown into the air, hit by a meteor, and impaled on a flagpole.

[Grasshopper]

LUDICRIOUS will die when all the sheep in NZ suddenly get the "code 66" and turn on their masters, shocking the wool industry into eternal depression.

[Aqua_volans]

Grasshopper will die by falling over the side of the tokyo tower.

[Grasshopper]

Aqua Volans will be decapitated by an out of control R/C flyer. The kid from Mad Maxx will be at the controls.

[Aqua_volans]

grasshopper will die when aquavolans is decapitated as his plane will fall out of the sky onto grasshopper's head, killing him instantly. LOL this is fun. XDD

[Tazz]

AV will write a book, and it will be a masterpiece. When he finishes the book, he gives it to his best friend to read, and his best friennd is so amazed by it, he decides to kill AV and publish it as his own. He stabs AV 9 times with a knife before hitting him over the head with a wine bottle, and then becomes a millionare. He is never convicted for AV's death.

[PeterGustafsson]

Hi!


Tazz will lead a good life, and die at the age of 103, surrounded by 17 children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and so on.


Have a nice time!

Peter Gustafsson