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Merry Christmas Merry Christmas everyone!!!!! "ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK" - Gen. Patton
I miss Fencergrl!!!
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You too, Mormy! Have a safe and happy holiday, eh?  Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
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Merry Christmas to all!
The bonfires on the bayou were especially good this year. Nothing like some very drunk cajuns with 20 feet high towers of flame to welcome Christmas in Louisiana. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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Merry Christmas! I miss you guys! I haven't been on lately because i've been so busy. Have a very awesome day! "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
- Muhammad Ali
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Wow what a night. I hadn't eaten all day, and waited around too long before going out in search of something to eat. I knew when I went out the only things likely to be open were the bars downtown - it was about 9:30. Scruffy Murphy's was closed, that other place with the dark green accents etc was open but I found out only after ordering a pint of Guinness that they're not serving food that late, not anything. So, after taking care of the Guinness I walked down a few doors to Paul&Harvey's. Now, Paul&Harvey's is the kind of place you go to show off your new tattoo, or your latest mug shot. I go in there, ask if they're serving any food this late, and sure they are, potato salad, broccoli, prime rib, etc., and all for free. The prime rib interests me very much, and the bartender shows me a large, charred, hunk of roasted animal part at the end of the bar, with chunks cut off around it. You're allowed a paper plate and a plastic fork. And you have to agree that it's absolutely horrible, with the guy who cooked it, because somehow when it was being cooked, "some *******" moved it outside or something like that. I took four pieces (making about an average restaurant serving) and ordered, guess what, a pint of Guinness. The pint of Guinness there is a pint glass and Guinness in a can. Your pour it yourself. And there are no knives, you spear a piece of meat on your fork and bite off as needed - Arr! Arr, this is good! That was some GOOD prime rib! There are 3 guys at the other end of the bar having the epic battle over religion of all time, really yelling and screaming and going all out. John Wayne and his Green Berets is on TV, and some enthusiastic pool games are being played. And the jukebox is being played freakin' loud in a (failed) effort to break up the religious war. And man there's nothing like prime rib this good after not eating all day, and the 2nd Guinness sure doesn't hurt. Man, what a night.
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y34|-| guy5! m3rry CHR15745!!!! do enjoy yourselves!
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"Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
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 Originally Posted by Aqua_volans y34|-| guy5! m3rry CHR15745!!!! do enjoy yourselves! H16H 5C0R31N6 DUD3 0N R4M3N5T1CK5 T0 J00 x2 !!!
H4PPY G4M34TH0N D4Y5!!! When you have three Romulan Warbirds blocking the escape route, Worf has an emotional breakdown about his childhood toy, Riker announces he's gay, Data's positronic brain gets a virus, and Geordi quits because he's had just one too many imminent warp core breach.... Just sit back, breathe, and follow these simple steps:
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Happy (belated) christmas, everyone!
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A whole nother year to wait untill i get to sit on that sexy fat man with the red clothing's lap again, and whisper my deepest desires into his ear.. while his long soft beard tickles my leg..
Isnt chrismas fun?
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Originally Posted by Black Jeebus 13375?34|< ? 0|\| (|-||2!57/\/\45 ? Yes. Geeks never rest.
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Orthodox Xmas is on the 7th of January. You have a mulligan.
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Originally Posted by Black Jeebus 13375?34|< ? 0|\| (|-||2!57/\/\45 ? j0
"Your Kung Fu is best."
- Ninja Jubei When you have three Romulan Warbirds blocking the escape route, Worf has an emotional breakdown about his childhood toy, Riker announces he's gay, Data's positronic brain gets a virus, and Geordi quits because he's had just one too many imminent warp core breach.... Just sit back, breathe, and follow these simple steps:
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