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    12 Days of Recall

    In honor of the season, how about a rousing version of the gifts the recall advocates are offering us? Sing along now:

    "On the First Day of Recall, the petitioners offered me:
    A chance to make Sam Cheris royalty"

    next?
    "Sometimes we, as coaches, get into that dictator mode where you just tell and you don't listen and you don't try to understand them." Tom Izzo, Mich. St.
    "Fraud is the creation of trust. And then: its betrayal."
    William Black, Ph.D.

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    I'll help you out here...

    "On the Second Day of Recall, the petitioners offered me:

    Two Surly Weapons Coaches, and
    A chance to make Sam Cheris royalty"
    "Sometimes we, as coaches, get into that dictator mode where you just tell and you don't listen and you don't try to understand them." Tom Izzo, Mich. St.
    "Fraud is the creation of trust. And then: its betrayal."
    William Black, Ph.D.

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    "On the Third Day of Recall, the petitioners offered me;

    Three Disgruntled Athletes

    Two Surly Weapons Coaches

    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty!"
    John Matus
    Anchorage Fencing Club

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schiavona
    "On the Third Day of Recall, the petitioners offered me;

    Three Disgruntled Athletes

    Two Surly Weapons Coaches

    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty!"
    On the fourth day of recall
    The petitioners offered me
    Four fired bureaucrats
    Three disgruntled athletes
    Two surly weapon coaches
    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty...

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    "On the Fourth Day of Recall, the petitioners offered me;

    Four new commitees

    Three Disgruntled Athletes

    Two Surly Weapons Coaches

    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty!"
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben

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    "On the Fifth Day of Recall, the petitioners offered me:

    Five Gold Medalist tickertape paraaaaaaaaades!
    Four fired bureaucrats (each from a committee),
    Three disgruntled athletes,
    Two surly weapon coaches,
    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty..."
    "Sometimes we, as coaches, get into that dictator mode where you just tell and you don't listen and you don't try to understand them." Tom Izzo, Mich. St.
    "Fraud is the creation of trust. And then: its betrayal."
    William Black, Ph.D.

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    On the Sixth day of recall, the petitioners offered me.

    Six rounds of repecharge,
    Five Gold medalist tickertape paraaaaaaades!
    Four fired bureaucrats (each from a committee),
    Three disgruntled athletes,
    Two surly weapon coaches,
    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty.
    That's it, I'm done with the discussion forums on F.net. It's had its uses, but the ideologues, ranters, and "experts" have drowned too many of the conversations. I'm changing my password to something random and never logging in again.

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    On the Seventh day of recall, the petitioners offered me:

    Seven new youth age categories,
    Six rounds of repecharge,
    Five Gold medalist tickertape paraaaaaaades!
    Four fired bureaucrats (each from a committee),
    Three disgruntled athletes,
    Two surly weapon coaches,
    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty.
    But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.

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    On the Eighth day of recall, the petitioners offered me:

    Eight rides on Nancy's pony,
    Seven new youth age categories,
    Six rounds of repechage,
    Five Gold medalist tickertape paraaaaaaades!
    Four fired bureaucrats (each from a committee),
    Three disgruntled athletes,
    Two surly weapon coaches,
    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty!
    "Sometimes we, as coaches, get into that dictator mode where you just tell and you don't listen and you don't try to understand them." Tom Izzo, Mich. St.
    "Fraud is the creation of trust. And then: its betrayal."
    William Black, Ph.D.

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    On the ninth day of recall, the petitioners offered me:

    Nine classifications confusing
    Eight rides on Nancy's pony,
    Seven new youth age categories,
    Six rounds of repechage,
    Five Gold medalist tickertape paraaaaaaades!
    Four fired bureaucrats (each from a committee),
    Three disgruntled athletes,
    Two surly weapon coaches,
    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty!
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.

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    On the tenth day of recall, the petitioners offered me:

    Ten checks for Euro results,
    Nine classifications confusing
    Eight rides on Nancy's pony,
    Seven new youth age categories,
    Six rounds of repechage,
    Five Gold Medalist tickertape paraaaaaaades!
    Four fired bureaucrats (each from a committee),
    Three disgruntled athletes,
    Two surly weapon coaches,
    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty!
    "Sometimes we, as coaches, get into that dictator mode where you just tell and you don't listen and you don't try to understand them." Tom Izzo, Mich. St.
    "Fraud is the creation of trust. And then: its betrayal."
    William Black, Ph.D.

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    On the Eleventh Day of Recall the petitioners offered me,

    Eleven Board Members a'leaping,
    Ten checks for Euro results,
    Nine classifications confusing,
    Eight rides on Nancy's pony,
    Seven new youth age catagories,
    Six rounds of repechage,
    Five Gold Medalist paraaaaades! (Yippie!)
    Four fired bureaucrats,
    Three disgruntled athletes,
    Two surly weapon coaches,
    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty!
    John Matus
    Anchorage Fencing Club

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    On the Twelfth Day of Recall the petitioners offered me,


    Twelve empty promises of online registration,
    Eleven Board Members a'leaping,
    Ten checks for Euro results,
    Nine classifications confusing,
    Eight rides on Nancy's pony,
    Seven new youth age catagories,
    Six rounds of repechage,
    Five Gold Medalist paraaaaades!
    Four fired bureaucrats
    Three disgruntled athletes
    Two surly weapon coaches
    And the chance to make Sam Cheris royalty...

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