Should RL dye his hair Blonde?

[Fencergrl]

blonde is for sex brunette is for marraige.

I have recently learned that F-Net's resident troll is having a little trouble in his love life. His wife married him for his hair coloring. Do you think he would get lucky more often as a blonde?

[ReverseLunge]

I have recently learned that F-Net's resident troll is having a little trouble in his love life. His wife married him for his hair coloring. Do you think he would get lucky more often as a blonde?

Do you really want to see a guy with tight nappy blonde hair?

As for the sex thing. I actually made amzing love to a blonde just the other night. She got on top and started spinning around counter-clockwise and I was like JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST!!!

[Fencergrl]

You know you shouldn't take the slang for the action that rhymes with crew so literally.

[JackOfHearts]

Do you really want to see a guy with tight nappy blonde hair?

I've seen it. It's not a good look.

Although blonde dreadlocks look pretty interesting.

[Epee_Pox]

No, blond dreads just mean some unoriginal white kid trying to be unique hasn't washed his hair in a reeally long time.

[JackOfHearts]

No, blond dreads just mean some unoriginal white kid trying to be unique hasn't washed his hair in a reeally long time.

RL's white?

[The Mormegil]

You didn't know?

[JackOfHearts]

He said he was mexican. Then again, he also said he was black.

[ReverseLunge]

He said he was mexican. Then again, he also said he was black.

I never said I was mexican. I said I'm married to a Mexican wife.

[Araznal]

I never said I was mexican. I said I'm married to a Mexican wife.

"Mexican wife". Is that her profession? I could imagine ads for that:

Mexican wife wanted: must be willing to cook, clean, and walk around naked.

[ReverseLunge]

"Mexican wife". Is that her profession? I could imagine ads for that:

Mexican wife wanted: must be willing to cook, clean, and walk around naked.

That last thing you want is a mexican wife. They are good for house work sure, but the problem is how fertile they are. You can masturbate while in seperate rooms and she still gets pregnant.

[parrythis]

That last thing you want is a mexican wife. They are good for house work sure, but the problem is how fertile they are. You can masturbate while in seperate rooms and she still gets pregnant.

That was you in the next room? Keep it down next time. Your were distracting us!

[ReverseLunge]

That was pretty good! I'm gonna rep your @ss right now.

[Elemental]

It’s tricky to determine if RL should dye his hair blonde. We don’t know if he’s Asian or black.

If he’s asian he could end up looking like this:
http://jollygoodfellow.skyblog.com/p...5558_small.jpg

If he’s black his hair could end up looking like this:
http://www.nndb.com/people/716/00002...man2-sized.jpg

[Elemental]

That was pretty good! I'm gonna rep your @ss right now.

Our @$$es can get rep points now?

Quick, does this @$$ deserve rep??

http://www.asiancollage.com/Europe/A...20portrait.jpg

[ReverseLunge]

It’s tricky to determine if RL should dye his hair blonde. We don’t know if he’s Asian or black.

I don't know why some folks be calling me a damn Chinaman. I hate those people.

[glowstix]

I never said I was mexican. I said I'm married to a Mexican wife.

i thought you said you were married to a japanese?? or was there more than one??

[Fencergrl]

Apparently she’s blonde as well… Shhhh… RL’s counting on us not paying any attention to what he says!

[ReverseLunge]

i thought you said you were married to a japanese?? or was there more than one??

I said I like oriental women. I would never marry one though. One of my fantasies is to one day make love to an oriental woman in one of those ancients temples they have over there. There would be some incense burning and we would be wearing those authentic silk/satin black kimonos with the dragon patterns.

[foily]

I said I like oriental women. I would never marry one though. One of my fantasies is to one day make love to an oriental woman in one of those ancients temples they have over there. There would be some incense burning and we would be wearing those authentic silk/satin black kimonos with the dragon patterns.

None of that fake rayon **** eh?

I vote for Über-blonde, bleached and crispy