Pensioners in drunken elk terror ordeal

[Gav]

Pensioners in drunken elk terror ordeal

Forget bird flu I want know what we are doing about the Elk menace!

I'm off to stock up my elf-proof bunker.

[fencergal33]

Drunken elk? Naw, that was just ZZ in a big elk costume!

[Larrison]

[ ... ] I'm off to stock up my elf-proof bunker.

Elf proof? Fortuitous typo?


*laughing* pulling your leg there, Gav...

[Gav]

You laugh now, but wait till the little blighters have infested your underpants!

[fencergal33]

Does this mean you should change your sig line to:

"Evil does not wear pointy shoes with bells on the toes!" ?

[Gav]

It's no laughing matter! There is nothing right about little Gnomes
buggers moving in and claiming squatter's rights!

[D'Art]

Does this happen to you a lot, then?

[Elemental]

I'm going to propose that my state establishes a multiple color "Drunken Elk" alert system.

At the moment we are at Green but we may have to raise it to orange as the threat level increases.

[bmcfencer]

I like gnomes. But the, i'm only familiar with the garden variety.

[RITFencing]

So, does this give a new defintion to the phrase "Party Animal?"

*rimshot*

Yeah, I know it was terrible. I couldn't resist.

[esskreemr]

Gav, I'm closing this thread. Elves, drunken horney elks, old people. It's starting to get a little rowdy here.