11-02-2005, 11:53 AM
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#1 | | Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Scotland
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| Peta leader up for auction
PETA prez sells herself on eBay
What would use would you find for the leader of the cuddly animals? | 
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11-02-2005, 12:10 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
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| Hey....if I won her, she'd be a built-in dog sitter for all my fencing trips. Wouldn't have to worry about the pup, and wouldn't have to pay either either, since I own her.  I know my dog would be in good hands. | |
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11-02-2005, 12:13 PM
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#3 | | Senior Member
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| Hmmm what could I use her for? How about painting my living room red? | |
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11-02-2005, 12:54 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Louisiana
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| I would lend her to my neighbor who owns a deer processing plant 
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11-02-2005, 12:55 PM
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#5 | | the dark one
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11-02-2005, 04:49 PM
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#6 | | Senior Member
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| Test subject in medical research, instead of lab rats?
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11-02-2005, 04:50 PM
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| Protest signs against animal cruelty kill trees. True.
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11-03-2005, 12:50 AM
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#8 | | Boom!
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| Does PETA have anything against using already dead animals that expired from natural causes or whatever? Say, antlers or something?
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11-03-2005, 04:55 PM
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#9 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
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| The bidding is up to $6,100 with over 6 days left on the auction. If I were to bid on her and win, I would put her to work on our farm, taking care of the barn, the pasture fence, the animals, etc. Perhaps she could learn something real about caring for animals instead of the emotionaly-charged BS that PETA dishes out. But having only one day to teach her, I doubt it. Besides, I have better things to do with that kind of money. (like fix the barn, the pasture fence, etc.)
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11-03-2005, 05:55 PM
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| I would get her to dispose of our esteemed dictator, sorry, president in Switzerland
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11-03-2005, 06:07 PM
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| I'd put my blindfold on, and make her put her blindfold on, and go nuts!
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Ew, no.
I'd put my blindfold on, and make her put her blindfold on, take my blind fold off, get an axe, and go nuts!
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11-03-2005, 06:23 PM
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#12 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
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| I would put her to work immediately countering the carnivore agenda. It's everywhere, our movies, our books, our magazines. The carnivores seek to mainstream their vile activities and attempt to convince the public that being carnivorous is the result of biology and not a choice of lifestyle. Through their subversive activities, they work to undermine the sanctity of the balanced diet. We must stop the carnivore agenda at its roots. Right now, there are carnivore activists attempting to pass legislation that would legitimize being a carnivore. If you don't want your children becoming carnivores from watching the carnivorous propaganda, write your senator today! Tell him that you are worried about the placing of carnivorous activist judges in positions that would advance the unholy carnivore agenda! http://www.bpnews.net/bpnews.asp?ID=21387
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