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Array  Originally Posted by bmcfencer An anti-racism workshop I went to once defined band-aids as racist. Think about it.
Did they mention the game of pool? The white ball has to dominate and knock each of the colored balls into a hole, with the black ball being the last (and often the most difficult). We're no threat, people, we're not dirty, we're not mean
We love everybody but we do as we please
When the weather's fine,
We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
We're always happy
Life's for livin', yeah, that's our philosophy -
 Originally Posted by achilleus
Did they mention the game of pool? The white ball has to dominate and knock each of the colored balls into a hole, with the black ball being the last (and often the most difficult). Partial differential equations are racist too, according to one of my math professors (he was once visiting lecturer in university somewere in US). 
JyJy Spake the warlike Lemminkäinen:
"Fools indeed may heed thy counsel, / Cowards too may give attention;
Those of seven conquest-summers / Cannot heed such weak advising.
Bring to me my battle-armor. / Bring my magic mail of copper,
Bring me too my father's broadsword, / Keep the old man's blade from rusting;
Long it has been cold and idle, / Long has lain in secret places,
Long and constantly been weeping, / Long been asking for a bearer."
Kalevala - Rune XXVI. Origin of the Serpent -
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Array  Originally Posted by achilleus Did they mention the game of pool? The white ball has to dominate and knock each of the colored balls into a hole, with the black ball being the last (and often the most difficult). Piano has got to be the least racist musical instrument; black and white keys lying next to each other in perfect racial harmony... -
Hi!  Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Piano has got to be the least racist musical instrument; black and white keys lying next to each other in perfect racial harmony...  Like the c and the f-sharp notes.
Chess - the white pieces always starts.
Have a nice time!
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Array I've solved a great mystery I was watching a program the other day, and the commentators were discussing various changes in the political landscape. They noted that the big change has been a switch between Republicans and Democrates in the South. No explaination was given.
But I figured it out.
That the South ironically jumped over to the party of Lincoln shortly after the Democrats became identified as the party of the african americans. Can you imagine Joe Bob and Billy voting for the same canidates as Rufus and Tyrone.
Yeah, me neither.
Thank you Jack, Lyndon, Jimmy, and Bill. Jesus would use the flick. -
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Array I am a black republican and I don't appreciated being called African American. It's a long, tedious title and I dont like exercising my jaw that much everytime I refer to myself.
Also, I have never been to Africa but what what I see on TV I have to say that I'm sure glad my great great great granddaddy caught the boat the the US of A.
I actually had a dna test done a few years back just to see which part of Africa I originated from and the results said that I am descended from Norway!
Fencing Jesus you need to settle down. -
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Array Last night on the news, an ABC journalist covering the reconstruction effort in New Orleans, announced that Brown is the new Black.
How now brown cow? eh?
It is clearly you what needs to settle down. Jesus would use the flick. -
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Array Nah, he's right. Calm down. Mais que diable allait-il faire,
Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?. . .
I am not yet so short that I cannot reach thine eyes!
"Just for the taste of sabre" -
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Array Yep it gets lighter and lighter. The lighter I can get the better. You wanna know what happened the first time I asked a white woman out on a date? I was attracted to her because she was an extremely nice woman and a truly authentic person. We had been working together in the same department for a few months. Anyways, When I asked her for a date she stopped and cringed her eyebrows said. "I'm sorry, I don't understand the question."
Man, I was so embarrassed. -
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Array  Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Piano has got to be the least racist musical instrument; black and white keys lying next to each other in perfect racial harmony...  Ahhhhh....except the white keys are the majors and the black keys the minor... -
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Array  Originally Posted by Purple Fencer Ahhhhh....except the white keys are the majors and the black keys the minor... Minor, major, black, white, whatever. As long as the piano wasn't made in Italy then it will play fine. -
Hi!  Originally Posted by Purple Fencer Ahhhhh....except the white keys are the majors and the black keys the minor... A musician that has forgotten A-minor key! Tut-tut!
Have a nice time!
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