007 Gav

[ReverseLunge]

Do you think Gav would make a good James Bond in the movies? He is a tall, dark, sexy looking UK guy who looks like he has a touch hispanic blood.

[fencergal33]

Oh yes......good idea RL (one of the few)

[JackOfHearts]

I dunno.. I'll have to see him in a tux first. Preferably standing next to a good looking brunette in a slinky dress.

[Elemental]

Aye!!

He would be the darker, brooding Bond.

[ReverseLunge]

Only problem I can see is that James Bond is a guy who can have sex all night long and keep a poker face the whole time. I don't think Gav can handle that.

I think Gav could also play Zorro. He actually looks very Mexican to me.

[Fencing Jesus]

I think Gav has been deleting my posts.

I wasn't rude, insulting, crass, or anything of the sort.
In fact I was trying to help kids avoid seeing some pretty weird stuff.

Just BANG. My post gone.

[latenight]

I think Gav has been deleting my posts.

Just BANG. My post gone.

So just perform a miracle and put them back.....

[Fencing Jesus]

So just perform a miracle and put them back.....

I'm not the real Jesus

I'm just a Mexican guy named Jesus

[latenight]

I'm not the real Jesus

I'm just a Mexican guy named Jesus

Ok...maybe not then. In that case just post about how Gav is keeping you down, it works for RL.

[The Mormegil]

I think i would make a much better Bond or Zorro. I'm sexier for starters, cool, witty, dashing...

[Elemental]

I should play Zorro. I'm one third spanish after all.

[Fencing Jesus]

I should play Zorro. I'm one third spanish after all.

How did you end up being 1/3?

[Inquartata]

I'm not the real Jesus

I'm just a Mexican guy named Jesus

With an avatar of....?


Anyway, RL, no, Gav will never play James Bond. Because Gav is a black man, like you. We're keeping you guys down, remember?

[ReverseLunge]

With an avatar of....?


Anyway, RL, no, Gav will never play James Bond. Because Gav is a black man, like you. We're keeping you guys down, remember?

Hey Inq, I'm gonna say this because I like you. DO NOT mess around like that. You have no idea how much he hates blacks.

[Elemental]

How did you end up being 1/3?

I'm a special type of geek. I was assembled from the parts of lesser geeks, 1/3rd of which were spanish.

[ReverseLunge]

With an avatar of....?


Anyway, RL, no, Gav will never play James Bond. Because Gav is a black man, like you. We're keeping you guys down, remember?

You can get into big trouble for calling him a black man. Big trouble.

[Elemental]

With an avatar of....?


Anyway, RL, no, Gav will never play James Bond. Because Gav is a black man, like you. We're keeping you guys down, remember?

So, following with all the stereo types Gav's lines would go something like

"Ach, gimme a martini. Shaken, not stirred, yo Don't make me bust a cap in yo bollock bi-yotch!!"

[Mergs]

Oh boy, guys. We seem to have rounded third base and taken a right turn.

Back to the original aspect of the thread.

One of the most successful 007's was..................?

And he was...................? (Hint: NOT english!)

So, yeah, on the VERY off chance, Gav has a shot.

(and WHY the h**l would he be mexican?!)

[ReverseLunge]

How did you end up being 1/3?

Well he is doing Mexican math. If his father is a Blacktino (Mexican and black) and his mom is half Spanish and doesn't know who her father is.....ah hell I can't figure it out either.

[ReverseLunge]

Oh boy, guys. We seem to have rounded third base and taken a right turn.

Back to the original aspect of the thread.

One of the most successful 007's was..................?

And he was...................? (Hint: NOT english!)

So, yeah, on the VERY off chance, Gav has a shot.

(and WHY the h**l would he be mexican?!)

Well Connery was a Scotsman and if you have read the books then you know so was James Bond. If you have been to California then you know that there some Mexicans that look like white men because they were descended from the Spanish. Now Gav for sure can pass for Spanish. Think about it this way. Lets say you were a Mexican babe and you played the role of some Mexican babe in the next Zorro move. The scene is late at night and you are lying in bed half naked and having forbidben lustful thoughts. At that moment Zorro (played by Gav) jumps in through your window, takes off his mask and starts speaking Spanish to you. See how it would work? I think Gav could play the role of Cortez too.