10-19-2005, 12:52 PM
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| A Virtual Reverse Lunge Voodoo Doll
Here’s a chance for F-Netters to get out a little aggression. Reverse Lunge is a guy we love to hate. This thread is your virtual Reverse Lunge Voodoo Doll.
In past threads I have pushed RL out of an airplane, hung him from an oak tree, had him castrated by sharpened weapons in fencing bouts, waxed his nether regions than had him take a slap shot to the nuts…. but that's just little old me.... 
What would you like to do???… Feel free to get creative. Small print…. No actual persons, voodoo dolls or small furry animals were harmed in the making of this thread.
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Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl lol this reminds me of the prison documentary I saw. ew. | Kinda glad it's invite only.  | 
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10-19-2005, 01:14 PM
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| Have you considered writing ReverseLunge a nasty letter, and then not sent it?
It might help. | |
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10-19-2005, 01:20 PM
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| LOL... you misunderstand completely. I'm one of the few people who enjoy arguing with him. In a sense, we get along.
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Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl lol this reminds me of the prison documentary I saw. ew. | Kinda glad it's invite only. | |
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10-19-2005, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl LOL... you misunderstand completely. I'm one of the few people who enjoy arguing with him. In a sense, we get along. | I understand more than you think.
This is my nature. | |
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10-19-2005, 01:29 PM
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#5 | | Din Älskling
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| Why do I have this sick feeling that Fencing Jesus is merely another ReverseLunge facade?
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10-19-2005, 01:31 PM
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| He isn't.......
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10-19-2005, 01:33 PM
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| Nah I'm not him Todd. Todd...Todd... Todd... hmmm... I don't know about your name. If I had a voodoo doll of myself i would manually control it to have sex with a blonde Barbie doll since that's what I like in real life. | |
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10-19-2005, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by esskreemr Why do I have this sick feeling that Fencing Jesus is merely another ReverseLunge facade? | I am not, but I do know your deepest darkest secrets. | |
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10-19-2005, 01:39 PM
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| Everybody knows that!
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10-19-2005, 01:42 PM
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| It is not a good idea to deceive Fencing Jesus.
Unless you have a good feint. | |
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10-19-2005, 01:44 PM
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| Well I would have a better feint if you would quit turning the water in my water bottle into wine! 
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10-19-2005, 05:00 PM
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| And for my first trick, i present RL. He is standing in his scivies, no helmet and proceeding toward the large cannon. He sees the net that he is being shot at. Little does he know that I have a pit full of sharpened stakes covered in pain inducing poison under the net. The crowd goes silent, the cannon fires, the net is dropped. All anyone can hear are the shreaks of pain emitted from the pit. Then everyone starts laughing uncontrollably.
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10-19-2005, 05:02 PM
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| I walk forward and take a bow. *applause and rep points are welcome*
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10-19-2005, 05:04 PM
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| *Announcer Voice* Well... young Morm has been very creative. He has come out fighting... will there be any other contestants willing to compete?
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10-19-2005, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by The Mormegil I walk forward and take a bow. *applause and rep points are welcome* | Points for you! Creativity: 7.8 out of 10 Gory Factor: 6.9 out of 10 Humour: 8.2 out of 10
Plus a two point bonus for going first.
Total score: 24.9 out of a possible 30
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10-19-2005, 05:16 PM
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#16 | | Din Älskling
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge Nah I'm not him Todd. Todd...Todd... Todd... hmmm... I don't know about your name. If I had a voodoo doll of myself i would manually control it to have sex with a blonde Barbie doll since that's what I like in real life. | It's alright Ken. I like my name. Hey do you still fence at Fortune? I know you like to move around a bit, club wise. It's a shame about West Side but oh well, least they found another home at the IFC. Did your ankle finally heal up completely? I know ankle sprains can be naggy if you don't treat them correctly.
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10-19-2005, 05:20 PM
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| this is just the first of many, but i need competition. So what is the prize for the winner  ? Zz perhaps, maybe Cornflower, ah, how about all the fencing.net hotties!!!!
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10-19-2005, 06:31 PM
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| OK, you've had your fun. I've closd the thread. This amounts to mob justice and no good will come of it. | |
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